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NASA
we're not kids anymore.
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
pixel skylines
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Today's Document
$LAYYYTER
Andulka
tannertan36
sheepfilms
Origami Around
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@andreilexy
I was thinking this guy was fortnite dancing until I realized this is probably where Epic stole it from
Donald Faison improvised this dance on Scrubs and yes, Fortnite stole it.
He also wasn’t compensated or credited, and he’s pissed about it
The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?
hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death
Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades
Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too
Dental care is a human right and should be covered for all.
teeth aren’t just some luxury bones, if your teeth dilapidate so too does the rest of your body!
so many people have heart problems because they never had access to dental care
not covering dental work is shortening the lives of and killing the poor.
you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god
imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background
WHAT IS THIS
Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him
some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house
age gap <= 5 years = assigned nemesis at birth
age gap > 5 years = maxed out parenting skill by college
As someone with a sister three years older than me and another eleven years younger, I can confirm.
Your eyebrows are to die for....
accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind
haha um
au where Zhao survives to see Zuko become Fire Lord and in their first meeting after the fact Zuko’s like “I am the leader of a nation and I will be a mature adult and I will not insult you BUT MY FRIENDS CAN, SOKKA GET IN HERE” and he makes Zhao stand there while Sokka roasts him for like an hour
#zuko told sokka about it like two days ahead of time so he’s had SO much time to come up with the best jokes#the top roasts you know#but the thing is he improvs and adlibs a lot of them in there too just to make it Spicy#just comes in there and laces in. he’s gonna start with the mutton chops and work outward
This is what library workers think about
One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.
For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.
Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice.
I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key
my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned
Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.
Bee confident
This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.
Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it
Fun tip for enemies
What my brother always taught me for stealing restaurant cups: just take it like it’s yours
If y'all want to make a clown a gay icon like… Harley Quinn is right there
Harley quinn and pennywise are wlw/mlm solidarity.
No Harley beats the shit out of Pennywise with her bat and takes the kids out for ice cream and group therapy
