I Said Bring It Back In One Piece

IT Overlord and Earl Grey drinker with no qualms about sending Bond into the field with only a toothpick if he dares hide the tea bags from me ever again. {rp account for Ben Wishaw!Q}

[dailytechnologynews]

World first as artificial neurons developed to cure chronic diseases: Artificial neurons on silicon chips that behave just like the real thing have been invented by scientists – a first-of-its-kind achievement. https://ift.tt/34PUl5K

[the-winterbucky]

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THIS IS THE SAME WINDOW

[isamai]

Agent 007 to James Bond: ok, boomer

[choutarouootori]

“so you’re not dead.” 

“hello, q. i’ve missed you.”

literally the entire trailer is amazing but this 5 second interaction got me!!!!! james just barging into q’s flat (?) like afdjghdkgdf don’t mind me i just need to lie down

[the-winterbucky]

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{CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT}

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Send ‘in vino veritas’ to my ask for a drunken *true* confession from my character to yours.

“Every time you go out on a mission I get so worried that you won’t come back again. Usually with most of the other agent it’s fine, it’s just another day at the office but… you know. It’s hard sometimes. But it’s fine, it’s my job, I just have to deal with it”

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❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜

“Honestly same. I mean, have they met me?”

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❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞

“It attacked me, so really I’m feeling attacked on two fronts now.”

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Some point far off in the future,

It was a treasured day off from six, a bright sunny day that both of the sun starved vampires of MI6 should have been enjoying from outside, but the most they’d done was open the curtains letting light stream into their flat.

  Said vampires where currently slow dancing around their flat to a mix of sappy love songs, most of it Mara’s music since it’d started out as her playlist to listen to while she was on missions, to remind herself of the bright things in her life. Q’d found out about it eventually and claimed free reign over it. (She’d not argued in the least.) Mara was quietly singing the words to the ones she felt like as they swayed. Q joining in when he felt like, their quiet duet of some cover of ‘can’t help falling in love’ was slightly off key but reminded Mara of all of the reasons she loved the fantastic, wonderful man in her arms.

As the ending notes of the last song trailed off Mara lifted her head off Q’s shoulder, not expecting the next song playing. She gives him a questioning look but then she starts listening to the lyrics.Mara was always a romantic sap at heart, no matter what front she put on to hide it, and of course she should have known that Q would have seen through her.

  In truth she doesn’t even hear whatever Q’s speech was, all she could do is stare as she tried to process this, a mix of ‘damnit he beat me to it’ and ‘yesyesyesyes’ running through her mind. By the time he’s done talking she’s aware of two things, she’s crying and smiling so hard it hurts, there’s not even a second of hesitancy before she saying, “Yes, of course yes. Damn it I was gonna ask you myself.” and pulling Q in to kiss him.

She can give him his ring later, they have forever after all.

[sorceressmaralane]

bringmydamngadgetsback:

sorceressmaralane:

“Yours. Less of a chance of the double ohs tormenting us as soon as they get around to moving.” She said with a small smile. She’s definitely starting to start to feel sleepy now that the offer of a bed is on the table. ‘Sides no reason to be mean to one of the minions tonight.

“Oh and you just know they’ll be awake at the crack of dawn without a hangover in sight, just like they were last year.” Q grumbled, squeezing her hand gently before walking towards the doorway. “I’m not mean to them, strict maybe. At least I don’t think I am? I don’t try to be.”

“Of course, because the universe isn’t fair and those of us who don’t deserve hangovers get them and the people who do don’t.” She was quiet as Q mused if he was mean to the minions. “You’re not but kicking him out of your office if that’s where they end up sleeping is kinda mean.”

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“Back to mine it is then.” Q said with a smile, running his thumb over the back of her hand. “We may as well get the night tube, it’s free tonight anyway, and if you’re really that tired I could probably carry you there?” He grinned, leading her over to the cloakroom and found their jackets, holding Mara’s out for her to put on.

[sorceressmaralane]

bringmydamngadgetsback:

“I don’t use my subscription as much as I would like to honestly, I only really use it when I’ve been made to go home.” Q shrugged, leaning back on the sofa with a frown. “Mara, I honestly believe that your version of reasonable differs exceedingly from my version if any of your past missions are anything to go on.”

“Yes well you kick me out on medical leave often enough that it gets used. That and I had those two years where I didn’t really have a job.” She frowned at his next words though “Work reasonable is different from domestic reasonable. There is a person under the spy persona you know.” She jokes nudging her heels off, like she has every intention of staying.

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“Yes because for both physical and mental health you don’t always need to be in. Take the days off when they give it to you, they’ll pay you regardless.” Q said with a roll of his eyes, completely ignoring how hypocritical he was being at this point. If he knew he was sometimes a mess, why point it out?

“I know there is.” He sighed, wrapping an arm around her waist to keep her steady as he heard Mara’s shoes hit the floor. “What I’m saying is that while I’m amenable to people bringing me shots from films of things, I’m not making an exploding pen. Outside of work, there is also limitations as to what I’m... allowed to do. Give me some suggestions and I can let you know my answer.”

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Hogwarts!AU

[sorceressmaralane]

bringmydamngadgetsback:

“You’ll be fine, Ravenclaw is basically one whole group of snarky bookworms. Amazing people to have on your side.” Alex said with a matching shrug, tucking his legs to the side of him. “If you don’t get on with them though, I’m always either in the library with my nose in a book or down in the dungeons working on something or other.” He smiled, moving to his pocket to pick up a small wallet for when the food cart came through. “You’ll do well in any of the houses, you get sorted to your personal values, but you can always ask the sorting hat to be placed somewhere. He is a surprisingly good listener.”

“Sounds like.” She said nodding, mostly to herself. “Even if I do get along with them I’ll be sure to search you out.” She said smiling, and puts her legs up on the seats next to her, stretching out. “Well it’s good to know that I’ll be sorted into a house with similar personal values. I’m not that worried about the sorting really, it’s going to happen and honestly I’m just gonna go with that the hat thinks is best. I’m more worried about getting lost or someone freaking out over well this.” And with that she’s screwing up her face in concentration to make her hair turn blue before turning it back to brown.

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“That’s okay, if you do get lost just ask around, you’ll get the hang of it eventually. But you’re a Metamorphagus right? That’s totally normal. I had a friend last year who is the same. Spent half of dinner messing around to amuse the first years.” Q said with a smile before reaching under his seat to open his cat carrier, pulling out the grey Maine Coon out and up into his lap before closing the carrier so the other cat couldn’t escape. “This is Turing, you’re not allergic are you?”

[sorceressmaralane]

bringmydamngadgetsback:

“How did you get past my alarms- wait, that was a stupid question, ignore that. How long have you been here, and how many times have you been here in order for Turing to actually like you?” Q asked, putting the safety back onto the gun before folding his arms and scowling, ignoring all thoughts about how he was only in a pair of boxers. “More importantly, why are you here and why didn’t you just sodding knock? I have a door, though most people tend to forget that.” he sighed, moving to collapse into his armchair.

“For all you know I just have a way with cats.” Mara snapped back at his question of how many times she’d been here. She’s smiling a sly little grin though so it’s clear she’s either messing with him or lying through her teeth. “We have a deal and I wanted to remind you of that little fact, and knocking isn’t really my style, but if you insist I’ll make an effort in the future.” 

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“Yeah sure, that’s the biggest load of bull I’ve heard all day, and I saw Alec in my lunch hour.” Q said with a roll of his eyes, smiling as Isambard climbed up onto his lap and made himself comfortable, Q’s hands moving to gently run through the feline’s fur to try and relax. “And as for the job offer, it’s still there. I’m not the one who disappeared into the shadows and never came back like the edgiest goth ever.” He muttered before looking back at her. “I’d rather you let me know you’re in my apartment, I sometimes have sensitive equipment in here.”

[sorceressmaralane]

@bringmydamngadgetsback

It was a move that blindsided most of MI6. Of all the people they thought would turn on them, Q was pretty far down the list. Hell Mara herself was higher up that list in most people’s eyes. (Including her own, she has more loyalty to Q than the whole of this stupid agency and she has plenty of reasons to not want to stay without her boyfriend.) She knows she’s racing the clock on this one, going rogue herself just a short hour after Q did, ignoring her orders to stay out of this due to her emotional attachment, but she knows the double-oh sent on this mission has a kill mission and her stupid lover has some questions to answer before she decides if she’s going to let the agent finish their mission or not. 

She manages to catch up to her possible ex, less than two hours after she vanishes herself. She steps through the portal behind him and before he gets a chance to speak himself she’s cutting off with a cold, “If I ask you to explain why am I going to get an answer or are you going to lie to me again?

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Q tilted his head back to look over the back of the chair at his ex, a smile playing on his face as his eyes ran over her body to identify where each of her weapons were on her body. Of course he knew she didn’t really need them, but it was better to be safe than sorry.

“Mara. I must admit I’m not entirely unsurprised to see you, even with you ignoring your orders. Double ohs, never really follow the command to the letter.” He said calmly before looking back at his computer, fingers flying across the keyboard as he did. “Really though, it depends on what the question is to what kind of answer you get. Surprise me.”

[blessyouhawkeye]

The best thing about shipping any sort of spy couple is how much easier it makes writing fake relationship fics, because it’s literally part of their job. God bless homoerotic spies.

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sorceressmaralane:

Well that was the one thing she was trying to avoid, waking up Q. She’d winced when the TV got knocked over and had just been about to right it and vanish back into the shadows when Q’d turned on the light, removing an easy escape. So here she was caught in the light, stretched out on the couch like she lived here, or at least been to the flat before, (She had in fact, hence why the offending feline had retreated to her lap), trying to think of a decent reason for being there that wasn’t ‘I was bored and lonely and your cats help make those feelings go away. (and maybe so do you)’ because that was too much of the truth and that would just ensure that she’d never be welcome again.

“Go back to sleep. It was not my intent to wake you, nor am I planning on doing any harm to anything.” 

“How did you get past my alarms- wait, that was a stupid question, ignore that. How long have you been here, and how many times have you been here in order for Turing to actually like you?” Q asked, putting the safety back onto the gun before folding his arms and scowling, ignoring all thoughts about how he was only in a pair of boxers. “More importantly, why are you here and why didn’t you just sodding knock? I have a door, though most people tend to forget that.” he sighed, moving to collapse into his armchair.