[tamquamm]

[Ronan Lynch / Adam Parrish] Rated E (18+) | 4.5k ↳ Smut/NSFW for Day 4 of @pynchpromptweek

Adam takes one bite out of his Dream Toaster™-toasted toast, swallows fully and then carefully sets it back down, each move calculated. 

“So,” he says like it’s just the weather, innocuous enough, “you can be rough with me when you fuck me,” then promptly chases his words with a long gulp of orange juice. 

Ronan nearly chokes on his bacon.

(Or: Adam insists that he is not as breakable as Ronan thinks)

>> continue reading on AO3 (warning: adult content at the link, 18+ only)

[prokopetz]

My cats just bullied me into cleaning up my desk because all the miscellany on it was obstructing their ability to frolic.

[prokopetz]

Like, I don’t mean they were tripping over things and I had to clean it up to stop them from knocking stuff onto the floor. I mean they’d perch on the only clear corner of the desk, look pointedly at the mess, look pointedly at me, meow very loudly, and repeat until I got the picture. They were very clear and direct.

[bananacreamphi]

I love your cats so much

[prokopetz]

One of the hazards of teaching your cats “show me” – i.e., lead me to whatever it is that’s bothering you – is that cats are bothered by a great many things.

[valtsv]

careful bro you’re making this sparring scene kinda homoerotic

[valtsv]

bro watch out you kinda sound like you’re flirting when we argue

[valtsv]

broooo i’m serious you’re making our esteemed rivalry look so gay oh my god

[lnmei]

The King’s Men reunion scene

thank u @dark5light for the ko-fi \ ( ^__^ ) /

[mrnoahczerny]

“No one was really afraid.

Why weren’t they afraid?

It was magic, but nobody believed it was.”

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

that scene in the raven king where ronan makes the confession to adam about cabeswater and adam is like, "omg, that's why the trees' latin grammar is so terrible" is so fucking funny, like, "ok i might have just found out that i'm in love with what is basically a demigod, but i'm also not going to miss this opportunity to roast him"

[hyliantomatoes]

literally jordan hennessy

[deanoloveswaffles]

I swear we are all talking about andreil dying in the most dramatic ways like Neil getting killed by his father and other mafia stuff but the real death of them is gonna be that they fall off that goddamnn roof some day

[partydrugs]

David Uzochukwu

[parentheticalaside]

Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.

My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

this feature also has names for 2016, 2015, the early 2000s, and every 1900s decade going all the way back to the 1890s!

[verdiris]

Neil not knowing what to discuss during interviews when he no longer has riko to roast like

[sweatyvampire]

neil josten has killed a man at least once 

[itsjuliak5]

Someone on TikTok said that bitches with anxiety love the enemies to lovers trope because the idea of having someone see all of our negative traits first and then still fall in love with us is really comforting since we worry that if someone sees our negative traits after they fall in love, they’ll leave us.

It’s me, I’m bitches.

[tamquamm]

ok lowkey I’ve been scared to post aftg fic off-anon because people get so mad about “mischaracterization” and whatever but you know what? new year new balls. I don’t even think the original aftg was written that well. I’m not writing fanfic of the original. I’m writing fanfic based on the fanfics that were well written. Arguably bold words bury whatever I don’t care, I want to publish the stuff I’ve been scared to publish

[imstupidremember]

nicky, knocking on bathroom door: hey neil what are you doing in there

neil, dying his hair: uh DRUGS

[boyfriendss]

they finished the book soaring away on magic hoverboards while carrying shiny swords with ridiculous names and ya’ll have the nerve to be SURPRISED that the second book has a ridiculous name?

[imstupidremember]

fuck relationships except whatever that redhead and cigarette have