#craig!bond

[lithiumseven]

Part III, Part I, Part II

[rotund-squirrelmeister]

freaky-ish 00q bc i love you all

[mopymuppetbo1]

I know having some Dom!Q as in 'domming Bond (and perhaps other 00’s) mentally unstable ass through the end of missions' / providing aftercare, because Bond refuses to visit psych, is a fairly prevalent 00q hc, but I‘m super interested in the implications behind that. The core question at heart being: Is Bond aware this is happening? And imo Craig!Bond is 100% aware and content, he’s like „yeah, sure, best thing MI6 has provided for me since the OG Aston Martin“, but the rest of -6 does not catch on for a good while. One day some poor Q-Branch employee has -what they deem- the revelation of lifetime and Word gets around and nobody quite knows how to confess to a 00-Agent, that his scrawny Quartermaster is using kinky methods to boost his efficiency (his ego must be so hurt!). All the while Bond‘s moved in with Q halftime and he’s just happy and giddy cause he finally gets sent out on more mission (aka more adrenaline, more kills) and has to take less recovery time and also got a competent Dom with security clearance at home. I’m starting to really get on that freak4freak 00q train.

[earlgreyinpajamas]

00q fic rec masterlist

last updated: 21 Sept 2024

authors

beaubete

beginte

SvengoolieCat

Tokyo_the_Glaive

aus and fusions

author au

coffee shop au

different first meeting, pt 2, pt 3

fantasy au

his dark materials fusion

historical au

m lives

nttd fix-it

q doesn’t work for the mi6

role reversal

soulmate au, pt 2, pt 3

spectre fix it, pt 2

wing fic, pt 2

bond

jealous!bond, pt 2, pt 3

pining!bond, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6, pt 7, pt 8

protective!bond, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5

retired!bond

q

bamf!q, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6, pt 7

competent!q

god!q

holmes!q

jealous!q

kidnapped!q, pt 2

oblivious!q, pt 2, pt 3

pining!q, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5

protective!q

holiday themed fics

christmas fic, pt 2

valentine’s day fic

other tropes and categories

5 + 1 things

amnesia

auction

bets

bond’s break ins

bond’s souvenirs

bond’s swimming trunks, pt 2

bond the conspiracy theory

comfort fics

cooking, pt 2

crack, pt 2

domestic fluff , pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5

epistolatory

emotional hurt no comfort

fake relationship, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

fandom iconic fics

fics with good mysteries

fluff, pt 2

friends with benefits

forced proximity

former q feature

funny fics, pt 2

games

getting back together

getting together, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5, pt 6

gift giving, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

hurt/comfort, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

insomnia

kid fic

kinktober

knitting

longfics

madeleine pov

meddling!moneypenny, pt 2

miscommunication

mission fic, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

non slow burn long fics

not actually unrequited love

other 00s

outsider pov, pt 2, pt 3

pets

post nttd

q centric

q has a family

q’s name, pt 2, pt 3

q rennovating skyfall

safe houses

secret relationship

sick fics

smut with a side of relationship development

theatre/drama

[emiliasilverova]

Silverova's very own list of 00 agents

No idea if anybody will be interested to be fair, but well, I made this on a whim 🙃

Some notes:

This is Craig!Bond verse, set in 2014 shoo, shoo, Spectre

13 00s, because I don't think there has been any number above 0013 in the extended universe (that being said I'm not using any characters from said extended universe, because I just don't know them well enough). Also it puts Bond right at the middle 👀

001 is a weird case because he's both an OC and not an OC. He's technically the main character of the video game GoldenEye Rogue Agent, but since he's one of those silent protagonists everything but his name and appearance is completely made up by me

If @themuller13 is hanging around here, hope you're not mad that I couldn't find a better name than "Martisha" for Nomi

004 chose his name specifically to confuse people over the pronunciation (spoiler: it's Ka-zhee-myesh)... and also because I couldn't help making a Metal Gear Solid reference (Kaz, hmmm?)

"Panj" happens to mean "five" in Punjabi (thanks for the intel @00qsillyfanturtle)

James bloody Bond, a Catholic? 😱 Yessir (or ma'am, or any term that applies)

009 is named Eric after Eric Bryce (009 in the Spectre script)

My faceclaims for 008 and 0010 are respectively Regé-Jean Page and Joanna Dark (from the N64 game Perfect Dark)

0011 is Silver (my 16 year old OC) in 00 form. You might have encountered her in some fics of mine already

0013 is by far the least murderous one of them (followed by 005)

Religious background is just, well, a background--doesn't mean they're practising, or even believers

Languages in italics mean that said languages are more or less understood, though not enough to hold a conversation

You can ask lore questions on any of them, if you want. I'll be certainly happy to answer!

PS: damn, it's my 100th post 😮

(Also, cut in two parts to be a bit more readable on mobile)

[craig-watson-source]

Daniel Craig !James Bond ;  British agent with MI6, ace of Her Majesty's intelligence service ;  Licence to Kill

                 We all have our secrets. We just didn’t get to yours yet

[averybritishblog]

My MI6 Sexuality Headcanons

James Bond - Bi but usually sleeps with women. This leads with most people assuming him to be a womanising straight man, but he enjoys watching people when they find out they're wrong

Q - Openly gay, for many many reasons (go watch No Time to Die).

Moneypenny - Bi, and likes to annoy Bond by stealing girls from right under his nose.

Tanner - Asexual and absolutely done with everyone's shit.

Nomi - Absolute bad ass Lesbian. Is having an affair with Moneypenny.

M (Mallory) - Gay and extremely repressed. Has just about admitted it to himself but will ground any smart arse agent (looking at you, Bond) who even dares hint at it.

M (Mansfield) - Straight, but knows what her band of misfits are up to. Doesn't give a toss either way.

[maplesleep]

“wtf wtfwtf wtf that bear is talking??!” AKA Bond is enlisted in finding a coat !