Fandoms Are Like Drugs

[mugglenetmemes]

harry potter summary http://ift.tt/1pPYbVi

[ruineshumaines]

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

[mylifeaskriz-deactivated2017010]

this really cheered me up

[darlinghogwarts]

Imagine Dumbledore trying to pass new laws in the wizengamot to fight voldemort but every time he says “voldemort”, literally all 200 people in the room choke. And it’s the hardest thing he’s ever done because how the hell are you supposed to talk about the bill when people start gasping and...

[queen-haiz]

when someone ships my OTP with the same burning passion that i do

[cornerstcne]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN RED VELVET IS JUST COLORED...

[alchemyofsouls]

[bringonthefeelsjohngreen]

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

[parkersrevenge]

The average age in Boston in the early 1770s was 14. More than half the population of Boston was under 21 in the events leading up to the American Revolution.

It really puts everything into a completely different context, doesn’t it?

[lizzywhimsy]

 #England: YOU DO YOUR CHORES LIKE I ASKED YOU #America: YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM #*slams door* #England: OOOHH YOU’RE GONNA GET IT #America: EAT MY SHORTS (beggars-opera)

[bringonthefeelsjohngreen]

what I expect from the musical episode

Dean: where the hell are we

Sam: I don't know man but it's weird...I'm gonna go check it out

Dean: ok good 'cause while we're here Im gonna need a drink

Sam: *leaves Dean alone at bar*

Dean: *takes a swig of beer*

Dean:

Dean: ...maybe I should try calling Ca-

Dean: ITS A QUARTER AFTER ONE IM ALL ALONE AND I NEED YOU NOWW

Dean: what the hell?!- I SAID I WOULDNT CALL BUT IVE- what? no wait- LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOWWWW- Cas!!-

Cas: *poofs into room* Dean, what is it?

Dean: Cas i- WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE ISS *clamps hand over mouth*

Cas: ??...Dean-

Dean: I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME

Cas: Dean? I don't understand.. *steps closer and reaches out to touch shoulder*

Cas: what's going on-- *freezes on contact, eyes wide*

Dean: Cas what's wron-

Cas: *forcefully grabs Dean's collar and pulls him close*

Dean: Cas what the-!

Cas: I GOT CHILLS THEYRE MULTIPLYING

Dean: -SAM HELP!

[prince-cake]

some questions from my GIANT ASS LIST of Harry Potter questions

[lady-baconator]

i would really like to see this whole list please

[prince-cake]

heres the most of it then

[bringonthefeelsjohngreen]

rowena: i'm looking over the plans

godric: yeah

rowena: what's this weird series of rooms accessible only by a hatch in a room on the right hand side of the third floor corridor

godric: oh that's for if we ever need to hide a priceless artifact for some reason

rowena: why would we hide a priceless artifact in a school

godric: safest place

rowena: fucking is it though?? there's a giant snake somewhere

[in the distance]

salazar: there's no snake you are wrong stop being wrong

[sideraclara]

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

[sidewalksarerunways-blog]

[magentaskylight]

[its-thevampirediaries-deactivat]

lol

[bringonthefeelsjohngreen]

My Immortal

Me: grins at friend, flips hair, and then opens eyes.

Friend: runs away screaming.

[kaity--did]

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

[kaity--did]

I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a whole a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

[ungratefullittleshit]

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

[jxhn-mulaney]

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS