:)

Go to sleep, young ho. MCU Pietro Maximoff is EVERYTHING

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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

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Reblog to actually save a life

[dreadianz]

[deliveryxiao]

NO WAY LMAO

[thebeauramos]

Omfg

[kingfarron]

I’M DONE 

[lovelyrosebun]

Yesssssss

[harveyjames-deactivated20190122]

For five years now my tumblr has been strictly news about my work and upcoming projects and then someone made this 

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I AM DONE

[hotashellcelebmen]

[adultum]

me af

[terminal-young-thing-deactivate]

[congalineofdurin]

dear god, let it be enough

[belf-on-the-shelf]

i took a vow to reblog this each and every time i see it

[excessunrated]

I AM WHEEZING

[onlyblackgirl]

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Listen, Josh is fed the fuck up.

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

Local news does not give any fucks lmao

[needtherapy]

But wait! They got him a shirt!

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“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

“Nooo you can’t throw away our Christmas tree!” [video]

[turnipfritters]

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

[ingtarwolf-deactivated20181002]

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

[algo-hermoso]

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M SCREAMING, THIS PERSON REALLY THOUGHT SMOKING WEED AND TREASON ARE ON PAR!

[heterokatedison]

[kaiserneko]

[korratea]

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

[marvelousmichaelmidnight]

IN A ROW?

[laurakvstheworld]

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

[blinkingkills]

i can’t even this is so great.

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[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

the victorious cast is wildin

[glutenfreeformyownsanity]

Same Vic, same

[science]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

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[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly