Oh, Wait, What Was That Again?

~ Learning to love myself like I love others ~ Also trying not to be a little shit~

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

[girlsilverrruns]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

[podcastwizard]

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

[snoopylovessoup]

[lowertheblinds]

[philosophythorn]

[newtlesbian]

free my man he only did some of that

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[soupcowboy]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

the rage of a hundred souls,, ,

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

screams of the damned, ,, ,,

[thewalkingnerd]

If you heard of writer's block, get ready for reader's block. You want to read. You have time. You know what to read; how have a pile of books ready to be read. You cannot sit still and focus enough to do so or you can't even open the book.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[abelmvada]

Have a safe and realistically happy new year!

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

me, decomposing on my bed: sending you all good vibes :)

[sylvanianfamilieslove]

[hustlerose]

pants cat

[lord-kitschener]

Finally, a cat with some decency

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[all-pacas]

god the way people talk to their pets

like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony

like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth

like i just think about this sometimes

i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway

(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)

[risingtensions]

[kittybunprincess]

Boobies.... Somft... Roumd... Bouncé...

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Man just say you wanna suck on some tits its not hard

[kittybunprincess]

I have thought about this reply a lot the last few days, and y'know what? While I stand by my original post I am increasingly annoyed at how right you are :/