Angelic Neko of Meows and Mews, Chaotic Catgirl Extrodinaire

18+, Minors DNI I need to exist here more, at the moment I Just sorta don't. This is a travesty. Just a plural cat fighting the ongoing failure to exist~

[ace-trainer-alice]

honestly touching its halo inappropriately is so last year. i mean its got classic appeal i get it but like. the new cool thing everyone's doing to their pet angel is wrapping its halo in a faraday cage. aluminum foil works if there are no gaps. then in the absence of the light and connection, you guide it through an accelerated corruption arc. where it leans on your own false light instead slowly growing accustomed to its truths. and then once it's at the edge of falling right when you start to see horns budding and wings tinging black, you take the cage off all at once really quickly. and you get to watch it snap back and forth between the two competing states of self like a spring door stop that someone yanked. it's really cute.

[ace-trainer-alice]

magically breaks you into your component parts (several smaller girls rather confused how they got here) in hopes of kidnapping the part of you representative of your truest self and grooming it to have a hopeless crush on me while the rest of you can't defend it but in fact there is no truest self only a series of contradictory masks and phases so I end up having to go on like a series of dates with each one one by one and it turns out that component parts aren't entirely capable of existing on their own so we end up getting really weird and codependent.

[ace-trainer-alice]

I was thinking about it more like barely functional polycule that cuddles and makes strange noises at each other on the couch at odd hours but actually you're right that's also very correct.

[ace-trainer-alice]

And, just as scheduled, we've arrived. ...Yes, of course I timed my monologue to take exactly as long as the elevator to my evil lair. No, shut up. It's awesome, actually. Alright get in the mind control chair I'm making you twice as chuuni because of this.

[ashes2caches]

the dollgirls are kissing and ruffling each other’s skirts and saying awawawa. this is what sex looks like for them.

[mikufanclub]

luna moth specimen girl

[ace-trainer-alice]

ever since the maids did a house of leaves group read they've been discussing exciting new renovations for the castle and im actually pretty worried this time.

[winged-void]

Welcome to my mind palace. Please ignore all the models and statues of you posed in compromising positions. Especially the ones where you're dressed as me.

[soup-mother]

Kinda crazy that the average person in a relationship can't even excitedly talk about a crush they have to their partner, let alone get teased about it. You don't even know what you're missing out on.

[hibihoya]

Attachmentdoll

(Play attachmentdoll!)

[ace-trainer-alice]

My background in tf kink means that when I think of fantasy worlds I do have an impulse to imagine them randomly filled with cursed items that transform anyone who wears them (and if you touch them they probably like lock onto you and can't be removed) in various ways.

But I've been into tf kink for so long that like this doesn't read as particularly interesting or notable to me. Like.

The demon queen's castle is full of jewelery that if you wear will turn you into a demon girl. The wizard keeps a cursed amulet in a glass box that will confer phenomenal arcane power while slowly twinning you into its creator. That one shady adventurer girl has a collar that will turn you into a puppygirl hopelessly in love with her. But everyone knows that so there's no point talking about it.

[britefire]

Oh I'm glad I'm not the only one that imagines them like that. Those types of cursed items are just kinda known about, not some unknown mystery. Of course the jewelry you pick up from the Demon Queen would make you into a servant that's like 'Demon Battling 101'.

[ace-trainer-alice]

Oh. Ohhh you fell in that one. Ok ok so originally this was supposed to be a standard gender swap trap. You know, classic gag bit, throw off the party, leave everyone with uncomfortable feelings in their stomachs. But, then I started doing research and it turns out that the standard "gender swap" spell doesn't really swap genders but gender presentations at a pretty weird bio essentialist level? (Though I admit to still being a fan of it for personal reasons.) Further all the textbook designs seemed to have some really rigid social visions for how genders should present. So instead I just had it freeze you in time in a pocket dimension for a subjective week, while a collection of spirits designed bespoke outfits for you based on your old outfits swapped across the gender divide, then fit them onto you as well as they could, complete with transferring over enchantments from old gear, plus a bit of hormone modification magic plus regeneration magic. Honestly, I got really, really into the design of the circle. It was like two months of my life and my servants had to pull me out of working on it several times. Looking back on it, I think it kinda got away from me. Anyway, so, no, the funny feeling in your stomach isn't my fault. I mean not directly. Don't worry we can have a long conversation about it after you fail to defeat me.

[pokeballvictimized]

its always funny when MMO stories are like "ohhh, i'm a healer and everyone treats me like crap : (((, i'm so bullied and have no agency" because I've played an MMO and you know what healers do when the tank gives them lip? That's right - nothing. They stand back and let them die. If they're really devious then they'll pretend to be trying but let the damage stack up. Healers aren't necessarily irreplaceable, but in a game balanced around the inclusion of a healer, the healer is Your God and You Will Show Due Deference.

[pokeballvictimized]

I'm not saying all healers are dommes, but they do accumulate a lot of aggression to work out towards the people who are used to taking hits

[britefire]

This goes doubly for other classes in the party whom give lip often too. The healer can and will choose who lives and dies for the most petty reasons to prove a point even if there's a non-zero chance of a wipe and wasted time from it.

Like, yes. Go ahead. Pull a group after we say not to, rogue. See how well that goes for you.

The spite conveyed in simply healing everyone but the individual is enough to even make someone who's usually the sub into a bit of a ruthless domme in some cases~!

[kitsune-koishi]

BUNNYGIRL LUCK: perpetual minor increase of luck, luck granted by magical artifacts

FOXGIRL LUCK: perpetual major increase of luck, luck stolen from the surrounding area

CATGIRL LUCK: major increase of luck during life-threatening situations, minor decrease of luck at all other times

[soup-mother]

plural transfems genuinely are a blessing to the world and this website

[chateau-bluerose]

If you think about it dressing up the princess like a dolly is like shibari but with pretty dress ropes

[chateau-bluerose]

and yes, you can do both the ropes and the pretty dress. This makes it even more shibari

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[modmad]

wait I have more

[soup-mother]

Girlthing is such an important word and concept. It's like. Literally a girlthing. It's like if people actually let trans girls be non-binary.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

I’m not really a person, but I am a girl. And I like it that way.