Completely Defenceless

Writing out of our asses This NSFW blog is to show our need fuck / be fucked to the boys And I speak on behalf of all the directioner family

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

*see Taylor Fucking retard Swift*

*harry: my standards be too high for you bitch* *Liam: ohhhh I thought you’d look pretty up close guess I was wrong * *Naill: somebody please security, get this idk I can’t even look away from us please * *louis: why is this peasant ogling at Harry, that’s it bitch, Niall tell em to hurry up*

[thegirlhatedbyhaylorshippers]

“Retard” is such a cruel word that I can’t even focus on the rest of your stupid post idiot.

Grow up and stop with the Taylor hate

🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

Why dare when you can't bear?

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

Paul: Liam Y/N’s here to see you. Liam: * leaves everything and rushes, his half naked ( not that you’d mind) sexiness to you not even paying attention to anyone* While the lads laugh at him for being whipped :) LOL

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

Umm hello can somebody please tell me my name .

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

The remains of a very action and hardcore fucking filled night between you and Harry, such a devil 😏

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

Point of information

Okay you lovely people of the world and beyond, I’m usually going to have nsfw pictures and stuff, and usually not all the boys but this whole thing is about them. Cheers B.

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

Me When there is a fake fan at my school. Fake fan: omg I love one direction they are the best and omg daddy directioner's ice Cream hair is so good, and Zain stylson is the hottest member. And don't even get me started on Niall's tattoos omg they are so hootttt.

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

Harry helping you with algebra homework You: what’s the answer of sex , sorry what's the answer of 'x' :3

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

How he grabs your boobs Liam : he loves to reach behind and place his whole palm on your breast while telling you what he would do to them in a deep hungry voice.

[celebrtybulges]

Harry Styles bulge and ass

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

Fuck me Harry

[stilinski]

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

Ohhh Liam

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

How he wakes you up *Harry : babe get up please* * you: Harry babe what’s wrong, are you okay, I thought you were in the shower, do you need something?* *harry: (chuckles) babe we may have a problem* *you: huh???* *harry leans over and rubs himself on you* *you: now that is a very big problem*

[beautyfshn]

Reblog if your tumblr picture is actually you.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[chaariss]

i really hope my wish comes true

[champagnepug]

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

[pradest]

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

[aurahe]

Pls work for me :-(

[s-un-rise]

I HAD REALLY SHITTY GRADES THE WEEK BEFORE APRIL BREAK AND THERE WAS 1 1/2 WEEKS LEFT IN THE quarter and i reblogged this + wished with all my might for my grades to somehow lift up before the end of the quarter (which is hard with lower averages) and my grades raised a lot before report cards came out today. my mom was impressed with my grades (good thing she didnt see the other ones earlier this quarter)

i swear this works so i’m gonna reblog again and make another wish and everyone should too

[sayahccfinds]

I am rebloggin this again because it did sort of work the first time, now I am hoping it will hit a home run for me. :) 

[sayahccfinds]

:) always

[eremin-by-heart]

This might be foolish to do, but I’ll still try!

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

*see Taylor Fucking retard Swift*

*harry: my standards be too high for you bitch* *Liam: ohhhh I thought you’d look pretty up close guess I was wrong * *Naill: somebody please security, get this idk I can’t even look away from us please * *louis: why is this peasant ogling at Harry, that’s it bitch, Niall tell em to hurry up*

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

*random person:who does that goddess belong to?* *Peeks, sees you approaching* *damn, ME*

[britishbeefcakes-blog]

The boys sleeping after a damn tiring day.