❛ APPARENTLY, DO WHAT WE DID...❜

FERBS 'FERB' FLETCHER. 

[britishwiit-blog]

I need to come onto ferb more often. 

[a-givenlegacy-blog]

I’ve made a multi-muse for all the muses i love but don’t have time for individual blogs! these include charlene masters from star trek, dawn summers from BTVS, monique from kim possible, alyssa anderson from Life is Strange, edmund pevensie from narnia, pam poovey from Archer and alicia spinnet from Harry Potter. I’ve played all these characters before and you can see the url in the ‘muses’ link on the blog. During the summer I might make my favourties proper blogs but yeah, if you ever enjoyed the writing of, @staffengineer, @nibblct, @fashiioned, @wereeven, @thejcst, @allseenit or @bestchascr those characters have moved over to my new multi-muse blog @outcasten the blog is still new so tags and links will come in the up coming days. 

[elven-child]

friendly reminder that people you consider rays of sunshine can:

get pissed

get stressed

experience negative emotions

cry

feel rebellious

be done with everyone’s shit

be too tired for anything

feel overwhelmed

need to be comforted

get furious and demand to be taken seriously

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@rnurphyslawed

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ISABELLA: are you two hungover? How can you be hungover at school?

FERB AND GRETCHEN : because... we attend parties.

ISABELLA: ISTFG

PHINEAS: they're not hungover?

ISABELLA: yes theyre hungover!

BUFORD: They're hungover... also i think beanpole is still drinking...

FERB: this is water...

GRETCHEN: yep, water. it's really helping with the hangover.

BUFORD: -takes bottle and drinks- It's vodka.

FERB: it's water.... that heals a hangover.

ISABELLA: ... remember when you hated swearing?

FERB: remember when you were fun?

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A FLETCHER ARGUMENT BETWEEN TEENAGED SON AND FATHER. 

a poem written by pink / georgie. 

FERB : Father, i don't want to be rude, but your opinion is fucking bollocks. LAWRENCE : go to your room. FERB : this is oppression father. human nature suggests that humans are indeed self-interested and so i believe this is some sort of power play. LAWRENCE : while Hobbes said that human nature is indeed self-interested, Locke said that human beings are rational and at this moment in time, son, you're not being rational. FERB: Well, HOBBES said that Human beings are not rational. LAWRENCE: I'm your father and I'm saying to go to your room. FERB: Fine, but Hobbes supported Anarchy and Locke excluded Women so I think I win this argument.

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TEEN FERB SWEARS ALL THE TIME. CHILD FERB IS LIKE ‘VULGAR.’ fight me. 

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               Ferb in the background looking up from his book wondering why his brother and friend are this immature - WHY CAN’T THEY READ ARISTOTLE AND HAVE INTELLIGENT CONVERSATIONS - GOD.     ❛ I’m not mad, just DISAPPOINTED. ❜     

@solhearts and @frcgmentmuses

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i will soon be here and doing tags and shit but... does anyone want to love ferb? send me messages. lets plot pls.