The Web Wizard

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[showerthoughtsofficial]

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

[atlastheninth]

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

[yourecutesoi]

[mrdsc1010]

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

[zombiebrainsoup]

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I wonder if there’s a sea food place called Prawn Shop

[wendihoe]

The world wasn’t ready

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[unclefather]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[maxburnett]

[leavemealone2069]

[tinymeatgang]

it’s ya boi

[stability]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

have you seen dr phil's latest tweet

hey

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[mxnrique]

vision: there is a way to defeat thanos… but i would have to die in the process.

literally me and everyone in the movie theater:

[zagreus]

Overstepping Her Bounds: J.K. Rowling Has Announced That Daenerys From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Has Crohn’s Disease

J.K. Rowling is famous for her bombshell announcements about her own beloved literary characters, but this time, it looks like she might have taken things one step too far: This morning Rowling fired off a series of tweets announcing that Daenerys from Game Of Thrones has Crohn’s disease.

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[memesandlaughs]

[keylimegum-deactivated20210516]

[coat]

I can’t believe the embodiment of cocaine makes videos.

[kibumkim]

this how eminem be making his raps

[h3h3producitons]

Ok but have y’all seen this 👀