I Was A Teenage Hand Model

charlie/25/they/she not quite a tastemaker

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[inksketchdreams]

Wolf Forest Guardian, mixed media watercolor and ink on paper, 21x30cm, artist signature on the back. The original handmade artwork is available on Etsy: https://orchidofantinous.etsy.com

[eridan-ampora]

girl what the hell is that

[tastylemonbread]

my #radiantworm

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

i don't care if monday's bleak

tuesday matches wednesday's freak

thursday mispronouncing steak

it's friday, i'm in love

[monidoll]

its kinda hard to celebrate trans day of visibility because the visibility we're getting lately is like

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[auspex]

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tall]

[voiceofnature]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[ratfuck]

her pussy hissed at me.

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

That’s not a pussy that’s a leaking gas pipe!

[ratfuck]

[buglikethecomputer]

i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

[penandinkprincess]

[mino2aur]

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you