Its Brittaney Bitch

22yrs—USA—3 cats

[freemiiverse]

[cottagecore]

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

[ribcageflutes]

I HAVE A CHUNKY ORANGE FARM CAT

his name is bathtub

[cottagecore]

oh i love bathtub

[roxylalonde]

[moonbeamdagger]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

[balaclava-trismegistus]

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

[pandalavalamp]

with somebody who loves me

[phonsekal-laure-deactivated2023]

Listen... no offense but show me your dicks

[thequeerwithabeard]

[phonsekal-laure-deactivated2023]

WHY are you all so HORNY lately

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

[toocooltobehipster]

“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”

[itmakesyousorry]

WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS

[unclefather]

can’t wait until they make sandbox turtle for women 

[insect-beestuff]

Wait no longer

[unclefather]

oh my hod…. femenism

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ydhsbhsnf-deactivated20210613]

[id: a screenshot of a twitter thread between two users whose names have been redacted. the first user says, "I know every phone number". the second user replies, "No you don't." the first user says, "I do. I just don't know who they belong to." /end id]

[accounting-wunderkind]

Y'all just hit reblog when you see "gay" and "bread"

[fix-ur-heart]

[1617]

yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy

[baqsimi]

if cats are mean to you, consider the fact u might deserve it

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Wish I was floating in a big glass tank full of neon green fluid while a bunch of guys in lab coats monitored my brain activity

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

you are, king. you just don't know it yet.

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

[roboco-san]

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

[good-ol-ben-kenobi]

OK...... WHAT?

[roboco-san]

[de-sterren-nacht]

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

[roboco-san]

holy shit

[hawwwlucha]

isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?

[smutav]

[liquid-geodes]

Bitch what the fuck-

[skaiandestiny]

That’s not even her real hair.

[skiplo-wave]

Same energy 

[irateyourposts]

8/10

[husband]

[calico-dan]

Thief!!! Stolen right off my nephew’s plate! No respect! 

[tahthetrickster]

………………..memaw’s cheese tiddies

[tahthetrickster]

memaw’s cheese tiddies.

[napoleanbonafarte]

Whore treats

[von-felden]

Snack on these Cheesy tiddies

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably