Uninspired and Spiraling

27 • Been here too long because Twitter isn't funny • Not actually spiraling, but definitely uninspired

[domrom]

My Connection Is With You

[germanknifemommy-deactivated202]

[noelle-ism]

[fatbitchheftynaturals]

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[swamplevel]

keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

[fairycosmos]

congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever

[throathole]

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

[birdsagainsthumanity]

gonna try this brb

[birdsagainsthumanity]

yeast infection

[throathole]

Sorry

[weonsinnombre]

[amygdalae]

Think I'll do a bloodborbe burger king king cosplay build

[amygdalae]

I will simply make a bloodborne character that looks like the iconic character of the burger king and I will dress him in the most burger king outfits available to me in the videogame bloodborne

[amygdalae]

Thus begins my delicious journey... now on to the Fashion (speeding my way to cainhurst by any means neccessary)

[amygdalae]

Success!!!

OMW to deliver delicious whoppers to all the beasts of yharnam

[insect-beestuff]

How are you doing? Everything in your life okay?

I'm cool I'm happy in a relationship, my best friend is moving to where I'm at in a few months and I have a big boy job so everything's cool 🤷‍♂️ I hope everything is well for you too anon

[guooey]

[gayrika]

[aquatic-turquoise-deactivated20]

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

[sunnyslidetotheleft]

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[sackboys-moved]

A son named VHS and a daughter named DVD

[insect-beestuff]

Video Home Son and Digital Video Daughter

[doityourselfbombs]

showing up to the evil wizard council meeting late with my wizard iced coffee

[evilwizard]

evil wizard iced coffee?

[frawgs]

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

[2man222]

[andnowrotfront]

post the kofxv oven

[normalpostsforregularguys-deact]

just made these nfts cop quick while you got the chance

[campyvillain]

if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit

[campyvillain]

best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)