It's Brittany Bitch

Brittany S. Pierce. Lover of cats. Glee Club. Cheerios.

[sebbjamessmytheee]

I'm exhausted.

[brittanyloves-cats]

Isn't that like the thing in a car?

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[brittanyloves-cats]

That’s not Spanish. It’s Asian. Like me. I’m Mike Chang. 

[skankzone]

Right. I might have mistaken it.

[brittanyloves-cats]

You really should study more, Q.

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[brittanyloves-cats]

Hey, hey Puck wanna know a secret?

[notjustalimaloser-deactivated20]

I always wanna know a secret.

[brittanyloves-cats]

I'm not really Mike Chang.

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[notjustalimaloser-deactivated20]

You have a strange sense of humor, Mike.

[brittanyloves-cats]

Hey, hey Puck wanna know a secret?

[sebbjamessmytheee]

Kisses for my lovely's.

[brittanyloves-cats]

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[captainsantanalopez]

Probably somewhere.

[brittanyloves-cats]

Awesome. 

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[notjustalimaloser-deactivated20]

What are you laughing at?

[brittanyloves-cats]

I don't know. 

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[skankzone]

Well that’s good. Um, why are you talking in Spanish Bri-Mike?

[brittanyloves-cats]

That's not Spanish. It's Asian. Like me. I'm Mike Chang. 

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[skankzone]

…okay. How are you today, Mike?

[brittanyloves-cats]

Bien. 

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[notjustalimaloser-deactivated20]

Whaddup Mike?

[brittanyloves-cats]

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[captainsantanalopez]

Can I be your dance partner?

[brittanyloves-cats]

Si. That's Asian, right?

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[captainsantanalopez]

Good one, Britt.

[brittanyloves-cats]

But I'm Mike Chang.

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[hbickwilde]

I think you’re not asian enough for that, and you have boobs, which I don’t think he has, not that I’ve ever really looked.  

[brittanyloves-cats]

I'm totally Mike Chang.

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[skankzone]

…what? Are you alright, Britt?

[brittanyloves-cats]

I'm not Britt, I'm Mike Chang.

[brittanyloves-cats]

Someone asked who I was...

[sebbjamessmytheee]

It's such a beautiful day..

[sebbjamessmytheee]

How’s the one down the street sound?

[brittanyloves-cats]

Yes, yes, a million times yes. 

[captainsantanalopez]

Apparently...

[captainsantanalopez]

I won’t tell if you don’t.

[brittanyloves-cats]

Awesome.