Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@brittanysp
Clearly.
Gods no. Any would-be lover of mine has to know how to play the games I enjoy. And you don't have the mental capacity to remotely begin to understand.
oh.
i know how to play all kinds of games, actually, and that's pretty mean of you to say without even trying to play one with me. i think maybe you're just scared of losing.
They had a backyard? And here i thought it would all be at sea.
Hmm i can do some digging. i have saved a number of databaces from the old world. If not i can use my Ai engine to make one. I bet that would be hot.
I think we should put your megan fox video up!
Hmm i havent thought about that but i bet your right! FREE REIGN!!! Nothing is illegal! Let the games begin!
that's where all the classes were! i looked it up later, and it turns out we were about five hundred miles from the ocean, so i guess it makes sense. but i still had a fun time, and i even fell in love! he was a parrot, so it didn't work out, but we definitely had a vibe going.
oh, please don't ai me. i don't want to be turned into a robot. i once dated a guy who made me watch robocop, and i fell asleep. not going through that again.
totally! maybe she's here, and she'll see it, and realize how hot we look together.
yay! like hunger games! i could totally eat!
How do you know he didn't knock the lemonade off the counter just to make you think it was poisoned and that he was saving your life? All along, it was just a grand scheme to make you feel indebted to him and he caught you hook, line, and sinker.
Right. So far those clues tell me he's either a rat, a capybara, or a very round, very sad man in need of an amputation. This is like playing Guess Who? with Tinkerbell, it's fucking great. Next question, how huge a boob are we talking?
Sorry babe, I only take payments in the form of cash or credit. Besides, I think if I tried to cash that check of yours, Sue Sylvester would throw me overboard.
i'm getting a headache trying to figure that one out, so i think i'm just going to pretend you didn't say that!
none of the above! but you're getting closer! this is fun! a twenty-five pounder!
oh, she wouldn't do that. she's really nice, she gave me a tracksuit.
Wait, is he a cat or a cockroach?? Because one of those is wayyyy easier to find than the other...
I could live with being in my bad girl era, I am a bad bitch... although I cannot explain the pain inside me when I think about that kid claiming she invented gay pop, I think she had that ridiculous ponytail tied too tight for too long. At least I never have to hear about her again.
Well that's something I guess, I really did not feel like breaking up an mlm scheme on my first day, good call
cat! as far as i know, he has no shifting abilities, but that could explain why he can be so hard to find sometimes, for someone that usually moves so slow. for all i know, you could be him, haha! 👀
how do you know she's not on the boat with us? ...i guess we probably would have heard her by now.
well, i can't speak for anyone else, so... i don't know if i'd get too excited yet, but at least no one has to worry about getting in trouble out here, since there's no rules out at sea!
Um, yes I would love to help you look?? I am the best at hide and seek, my mom once had to call the cops because my hiding place was too good and no-one had found me for three hours. She was kinda mad when I emerged from the crawlspace tho...
Oh, yeah, leggings suck, I don't think I've ever worn a pair that I haven't got a hole in somewhere within the first couple of hours... also I'm just impressed that he's a cat that can write. Although now I'm having an existential crisis wondering if his handwriting is better than mine, because like... people have said mine is illegible, what if it is, what if I write worse than a cat THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS???
Nah it definitely smelt like that before I used to grease up some stiff gears, I couldn't get the smell off my hands for a week after
that'd be really nice! oh wow, i didn't know you were a pro. we'll find him in no time, i bet.
i think it's almost kind of romantic, in a way. shows you lived life, just like wrinkles or stains. when i was little it made me sad sometimes when my clothes went through the washing machine, and not just because i saw that horror movie where they accidentally put their adopted mouse son in there.
did you know there are cats out there with six toes? not even just total, but on each paw? i met one once, i'm still not totally convinced that she wasn't an alien like from lilo and stitch.
did you try soap?
Erm... how much are you going to hate me if I say no? I do know what the internet is.
i don't hate anyone. i just feel sad for you. but maybe we can find someone to hack into the mainframe like they do on tv, and find my videos again! they've gotta still exist somewhere out there, right?
so cool! me too!
don't worry, i definitely won't forget to bring you some too! what kind of cake is your favorite? so i make sure to actually grab you something you'd like! oh, i just remembered i never introduced myself! i feel silly now. i'm stella, and i have to say that i'm honored that you already consider me a good friend. that's weird though that it wouldn't work right without the cake. you'd think maybe all the soda or even the backflip would have a bigger impact!
i.... what? how did you get catfished by his photos? i have so many questions again!
y'know, i must say that i really do like your logic and outlook on things, brittany!
well, maybe lord tubbington will get back into the legging business again some day! you're right though. they probably do with all those legs that they have.
beef. like that one guy i ran into in the elevator the other day, kind of looked like mr. clean, but with hair?
hi, stella! of course we're friends. us girls have to stick together, right? especially when it comes to me getting slices of cake. it's all about the balance. i gotta be the perfect combo, or it won't work out right, i don't think.
it can happen to anyone, haven't you seen the show? it's a scary world out there.
thanks!
oh, i hope not. or, at least, if he does, i hope it's with ones that are less scratchy. totally! plus, i bet they're less scratchy down there, since the water balances it out or something.
i'm scared to even ask what the hell a lord tubbington is. is this a child of sorts or like....? i'm so confused about why we shouldn't approach...
i don't know why you guys are all so scared to ask questions. i ask questions all the time, it's so easy. maybe i should give a tutorial. or a ted talk. do you think he's on this boat with us?
did you not see the swindling part?
I feel like I'm supposed to know who this Lord Tubbington is, but... I really don't. I have a few questions, but I'm mostly interested in why you were buying him ice cream if he's a free-loader. Secondly, are you okay?
he really is quite the enigma.
well, he might be a free-loader, but he's still my best friend. and ice cream is always better when you've got someone to share it with. or little bits of oreo in it.
i think i'm a little better than just okay. not to brag, but the people in my phone once said that i'm a 4.3/10. that's a passing grade!
So that's a no.
It was not a compliment.
i'm confused.
was it a threat? are we fighting? enemies to lovers?
Unfortunately, cat hair and food don't mix well.
Go to the main dining room and ask for the pet menu! Uh..thanks? I'm gay, but we can be friends!
No, I didn't want my hair to fall out.
We seem to do! What do you do on the ship? Do you like musicals, fashion, and fine dining?
maybe you're using the wrong kind of hair. have you ever tried a maine coon? they're really soft.
is it just for pets, or are you guys actually cool and people can eat from it too? some people are weird about it, but i think they're just jealous of my shiny coat. i mean hair.
oh? i am too, kind of. just another thing we have in common!
do you think she cursed it? that was probably a good call, then.
that's kind of a personal question don't you think?
musicals? you mean like cats? do you think the butthole cut is true or just a suburban legend?
You went to pirate school? Man i bet that was fun. Way more then normal school. I do a little piracy myself on the side. If you need a film or music or a many number of things i have ways of getting it.
I wont mention the gum dont worry.
I can see it now. Your face plastered over all the screens. Let me just tinker here a little and i can have you up in like 20 minutes.
Hmm i can be happy with that. Im sure i can show them a thing or two. the world is so much bigger than mlm's.
i did! we never made it past the backyard, but it was fun, and i learned a lot. definitely better than normal school.
really? do you think you could find a movie of me and megan fox making out? i've always wanted to see that.
thank you. 😊
i'm gonna be famous! this is just like that dream i had.
oh, he knows, trust me. why do you think he's so happy about being out at sea, where nothing is illegal?
i have... so many questions. but let's start with the most important one: what does this lord tubbington look like?
private: ... i hope i'm not overstepping here (maybe that guy is just your uncle or something?) but i just have to ask... are you safe? do you need help? because i don't want to be a karen, but it sounds like we might need to tell security about this tubbington guy and his schemes.
well, it's kind of hard to say because he's not really my type, but from how much action he gets, i'd say he's probably like, at least a 9.5 in the cat world. but that could have less to do with looks, and more with rizz, you know?
private: please don't try and narc on him. for your own safety. he has connections to the mop. i'm safe. i have sticky fingers because the ice cream melted, but i'm safe, i pinky toe promise.
Yo, what the hell is a Lord Tubbington?
he's my cat! i really don't know why everyone seems so confused about it. do they not have cats where you guys are from?
Who is lord tubbington? Am I supposed to know who that is? What does he look like so I know who I am looking out for?
have you not seen fondue for two? you know what the internet is, right? wait. sue deleted it. does that mean all my videos are gone forever???
don't forget to pee before, during, and after sex to avoid contracting an HDMI
The lights aren't all on upstairs for you, are they?
No orgasm would be good enough to forget this conversation.
oh, we're only supposed to use those in case of an emergency, actually. that's what god told us when we first got on board.
thank you <3 that's really sweet of you to say.
