Making It Work

Brittan. 24 years old. San Diego, born and raised.

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[brittjeanette]

Cause you ‘snow’ you’re the best. 🖤 #snow #winter #snowball #lagunamountains #presidentsday (at Laguna Mountains) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuCnf9dHkwn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dad7c6oyi3nl

[lovelikemountains]

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[dogaesthetics]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WAFER!!! ❤

[dicknurse]

Not For Sale

[luisonte]

[a-wandering-fool]

[classicalliberalleague]

Because some days you want a small private gathering…and some days Arthur and his Knights drop by.  

[drawnsnake]

That last comment

[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[nomehablen2]

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

[virginia-werewolf]

“if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??”

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[celestialkiri]

[fabulesque]

Demono’s If it’s not hotter than the fires of hell, it’s free!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This poor Delivery Demon should not have to be putting up with this for just minimum wage…

[pocula-blog]

[jenmann]

[alohamber-deactivated20150319]

[catchymemes]

[danger-flammable]

[unescapable]

University: I have made a graduate.

Student Counsellor: You’ve ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you’ve done. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.

[pollytipsy]

[redmachasacorns-deactivated2018]

Not a single lie in sight……

[catchymemes]

Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

[dapenguinninja]

the freaking strugle

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

I’m sorry to distract from the crocodiles struggles but uh