You guys on MySpace?

I live on Maui. Being on Tumblr at 24 years old isn't creepy, right?

[evilsupplyco]

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

[oncemorewithsinging]

This is surprisingly motivating.

[yuppppppimgone-deactivated20150]

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

[meantrash]

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

[thiskiderik-deactivated20151216]

[holocrons]

This picture defines how I use the internet.

[wendys]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

what a nice day today

[cuttieswithallyourlies]

This is terrifying.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[brittothenasty]

Position you are applying for: Job

Desired Wage: Money

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

[breakfastburritoe]

does anyone know avocado’s number

[breakfastburritoe]

1 guacamole= 6.023X10^23

[fivegum]

in elementary school i wanted to play an instrument but my mom wouldnt let me bc she said id be “more annoying than i already was”

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

[anjaroid]

get slammed in two courts at once

[plastic-apple]

I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

[notesfromarmageddon-blog]

Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.

Richard Pryor (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)

[playingwiththesquirrels]

[segweg]

this is literally my thought process like all of the time

[grandahsoka]

learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing

[warrenpeace]

[brittothenasty]

me: goodnight moon

moon: goodnight lil bitch

[howtobeafuckinglady]