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Moms on instagram love to be like “are ‘luxury diapers’ worth it? 🤨 I tested a bunch of diaper brands and here’s my HONEST opinion 🫡 (#coteriepartner)” like… Alyssa voice Bitch… Sit your ass down and shut the hell up bitch…

#I bet coterie is totally worth it if coterie is sending them to you for free #I’m gonna continue putting my baby in Kirkland signature diapers and using Kirkland signature wipes on him 👍#son tag

My baby when I play with him, sing to him, kiss him, make funny faces at him: 😐

My baby while I’m changing his diaper at 2 AM: 😁😍🤩😆😁

#it’s like ok I’m glad he doesn’t just scream every time he gets his diaper changed like some babies do but like.#why is THIS what makes you smile #son tag

Half of the pictures in my camera roll are cute pictures of my baby and the other half were taken with the front facing camera over my shoulder while rocking him to check if his eyes are open or not

#one day I will make a scrapbook and there will be a page dedicated to these pictures #in most of them he’s fast asleep with his face pressed awkwardly against my shoulder/chest and he looks like an absolute goob #son tag

thecorpsethatwalks

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

#so real and so true #Star Wars