It's Brittany Bitch

Brittany S. Pierce. I'm the real Britney Spears.

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Text || Brittison

Mattison: Wait...didn't Stephen Hawking write that book?

Brittany: Um. Yeah, duh. My dad is Stephen Hawking. My mom hooked up with him at a conference eighteen years ago.

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Text || Brittison

Mattison: So that's a normal thought for you?

Brittany: I've been reading too many of my dad's books before bed. A Brief History of the Universe is probably not my best decision.

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Text || Brittison

Mattison: What kind of drugs have you taken tonight?

Brittany: I didn't think I took any at all...

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Text || Open

Brittany: Do you ever stay up late thinking about the fact that we don't actually know how big the universe is, and in the scheme of things every single one of us is insignificant as a speck of dust?

Brittany: I had to hug my cat because I just scared myself.

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averyspearce:

“Soy peppermint latte with extra peppermint sounds good,” Avery nodded along for a while, until she mentioned stopping her use of toothpaste to which he paused for a while, shrugging to himself before sitting down. “That’s sweet. You sure it’s a good idea, though?” he asked, raising an eyebrow. “Sounds like you have big Christmas plans, though. Hoping Santa gets you something special this year, huh?”

Brittany smiled, not getting Avery’s concern. “Duh, peppermint makes your breath smell good. I’m being festive!” She sipped her latte with contentment. “Santa always knows exactly what I want. Last year, he brought me a fondue fountain and a heated blanket for Lord Tubbington. He gets it right every year.” Brittany’s eyes twinkled with adorable innocence.

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Text || Brittina

Tina: ... you should try to keep your phone with you so you can call or text if you get lost.

Tina: I'm glad you got out though. So did your family get the lights up then? I love Christmas lights.

Tina: I went to Candy Cane Lane already once.

Britt: My phone was livestreaming Lord Tubbington's Twitter Q&A.

Britt: My dad (not Stephen Hawking, the one that lives with me) almost fell off the roof hanging them, but my mom was ready with the trampoline. We always have to put up our lights so Santa can see the house.

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Text || Brittina

Tina: Well...did you find them?

Tina: And are you still lost or did you find your way out?

Britt: It took me forever, but I got out. I knew I should have marked my path with ritz crackers like I did last time...

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averyspearce:

LOCATION local coffee shop

TIME sunday evening

OPEN TO anyone

“Let me,” Avery insisted as he slid in front of them, handing the barista the money before they could protest. “I’ll have the same thing. Thanks doll.” After collecting his change, he threw a short glance around the room before looking back at his co-star. “So what are we having?” he asked, leading them towards a nearby unoccupied table. “Hopefully something good. Please tell me you don’t order, like, super weird things.”

Brittany wasn’t about to say no to free coffee. Now she could use that $4 to buy more cheese for her fondue fountain. They both picked up their beverages, and she followed him to the table. “It’s a soy peppermint latte with extra peppermint. I have to get into the Christmas spirit. I’ve stopped using toothpaste - I bought enough candy canes to last me the whole month.”

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Text || Open

Britt: I got lost in my basement looking for the Christmas lights. :(

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Text 📲Anderpierce

Blaine: That's a lot of Turkey. Is turkey good for cats? I think I'm going to keep MACS away from the turkey, at least for this year.

Blaine: You made a turkey costume for your cat? That's...really adorable. I want to see.

Blaine: I thought I was being fancy by getting Minuet a bow tie collar to wear tomorrow.

Brittany: Duh. Cats are predators.

Brittany: Check my insta. He's fancier than a bow tie.

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Instagram:

@britticorn: Lord Tubbington was a little worried about the whole turkey thing, but now he doesn’t want to take it off. 

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Text 📲 Open

Blaine: A two day week after being in New York feels so bizarre.

Blaine: But oh my God it’s Thanksgiving week already.... how?!?

Brittany: I don't know. I do know that I'm really ready to eat my weight in Turkey with Lord Tubbington. I finished his turkey costume and Blaine Warbler, he's adorable.

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***Please mute the above video, fast forward to 0:35 seconds, and listen to this through the routine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgqxR32G6L0***

From Buzzfeed.com: “Netflix reality star Brittany Pierce, in New York for Reality Con 2017, was seen at Rockefeller Center ice rink today, in a seemingly spontaneous burst of incredible choreography with a mysterious stranger. As the crowd of curious fans and bystanders watched in amazement, Brittany showed her skills - and we wonder if this charming talent works on all the boys at home! Once this song ended, cutie #1 disappeared, and activity resumed as usual. Brittany did remain to sign autographs, and continued to free skate for half an hour, before leaving to get ready for tonight’s invite-only movie night with the cast of The Halls.

The Halls is a Netflix original reality television show, following the lives of Texas high schoolers as they tackle life. Catch new episodes weekly!”

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Location: New York University ice rink

Time: 8AM, Wednesday, November 15th

Closed

Brittany was notoriously excellent at anything that involved moving her body. She’d taken to dancing and gymnastics as a child, because they didn’t require her to think so much - only feel. That must have been where much of her confidence came from. Ice skating wasn’t something she did often - perhaps once or twice in the past. She did live in Texas, after all. 

Nevertheless, she took to the ice like a fish to water, gliding across it and showing off her unfiltered talent to the production team. She was excited to learn actual choreography, if not a little nervous about keeping the secret. Oh well - she might forget what she was supposed to keep hush-hush before it became an issue, anyway.

She was playing around with some spins when a blonde hottie joined her. He was tall, lean, and smelled like baked apples. This must be...was it Archie? AJ? Alejandro? 

“Hey, you must be Brittany! I’m Aaron, your skating partner.”

Brittany was about to respond when the choreographer skated between them. “We’ve got a lot of work to do, and not a lot of time. Let’s get started,” she said. Brittany grinned. This was going to be awesome.

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Brittany Pierce, Reality Con: Day 2

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RealityCon, Day 2:

“What did you really think of the Homecoming Court results?”

“We have a Homecoming Court?! Did someone go to jail?”

“Are you comfortable with the idea that you have fans out there who are rooting for you as they watch the show each week? Is it strange?”

“It’s not strange at all. I’m a cheerleader, I’m used to crowds and excitement. Plus, I never read blogs, so I don’t really know how many people know my name now. Maybe my popularity rating will rise above the impostor Britney Spears.”

“How do you think your life would be different if the show had never entered your life?”

“I’d still be doing awesome. It’s just who I am. I definitely wouldn’t be in New York City right now, though, so I’m even more awesome than normal.”

“Are there any differences between the real you and the person we see on screen? If so, what are they?”

“There aren’t two versions of me! Wait...are there? Do I have an evil twin? Why didn’t anyone tell me! Wait, what was the question?”

“Are there any differences between the real you and the person we see on screen? If so, what are they?”

“Oh. I’m 100% Brittany S. Pierce 100% of the time, no differences.”

“We are compiling a short playlist for our viewers based on you guys, so we have to know - what are you listening to right now?”

“I’ve been listening to Kesha’s new album every day when I wake up. It’s super inspirational that she got away from that terrible doctor. I’ve also had bad medical experiences, so I can relate. It’s also slipping into Christmas season before our very eyes, so I’ve officially brought out my Mariah Carey Christmas Mix, featuring every version of ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You,’ including the remixes.”

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northshoretina:

Tina had gotten up to get a drink in the water, the flight and the hotel making her feel incredibly dehydrated compared to normal.  She used the light from her phone to pad to the bathroom when she heard a quiet but distinct knock, knock, knock on the door.  The junior looked around before shaking her head and looking out the peep hole.  It was Brittany.  Tina took off the chain, unlocked the door and opened it.  

“Hey Br—” she barely got out before the blonde was asking her to do something.  Tina looked down at her lavender and grey leggings and long lavender tee shirt.  “Sure let me grab something for my feet and a sweater.  Are we leaving the hotel?”

When Tina opened the door, Brittany was excited. She liked Tina - Tina never seemed to think anything she said was stupid. Plus, she was super fun to hang around during the day - maybe that multiplied after dark!

Brittany grinned from ear to ear. “Wow, that was easier than I thought,” she said, slightly impressed by Tina’s willingness to explore the night. “Yeah, I wanna dance or something, let’s find a club or a karaoke bar and flirt our way in.” The blonde was an expert at flirting her way into situations she was technically too young to be in. The funny thing was, she often did it accidentally - strangers thought she was charming and gullible.