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qu'est ce que fuck?/ ask box is always open, drop an ask for a cookie

[bro-imagine-hetalia]

Sealand: England I'm fed up with you, I'm going to sell myself on eBay!

England: do what you want, I don't mind.

Sealand: Fine!!!

England: ... now I need to go to eBay and buy him off again... *sighs* I forgot how tiring it is to take care of a younger sibling- WHAT THE????

Sweden: ... I think I just purchased something I shouldn't have...

England, from the distance: SWEDEN YOU FUCKING BLOODY WANKER GIVE ME BACK MY BROTHER YOU CHILD THEIF!!!

[bro-imagine-hetalia]

10 Things fans love most about Arthur Kirkland

1: He is a British Gentleman who can also be a punk.

2: He is quite sexy despite his enormous eyebrows.

3: His charming accent can drive anyone wild.

4: When he is happy and truly smiles, it warms anyone's heart.

5: He is a former pirate who used to rule the seven seas.

6: He knows magic and can speak with fairies and unicorns.

7: Even though he can't cook, he can make delicious sweets, pies, and cakes.

8: He is not too manly that he can't cry when he is sad.

9: He loves flowers and gardens and takes pride in the beauty he can create.

10: Alfred F. Jones is the one making Arthur a wanton, needy mess in bed every night.

[hetalia-club]

He got knocked the fuck out.

[aphabsolutenordorks]

I will never not reblog this.

[frukmeupinside]

straight boys hitting on you when you’re attracted to girls/no one

teacher pointing at you when you don’t want to answer their question

getting spam/virus mail on tumblr

unwanted dick pics

you’re in your cosplay and someone is attempting to touch you w/o permission

aph russia sending his pressure  

[suckmyicelandick]

Snow fight? Fin’s in!

[germany-of-the-day]

today’s germany of the day is:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRUMP IS PRESIDENT???

[akarimarco]

These are my newest kinda realistic version of APH Bulgaria! I’m proud the results ♥, I couldn’t chose which version would look better and “more realistic”, for that I decided to upload various of them (and there are more versios). Just don’t know which one put on deviantART x’D. 

I used a picture of the actor Reeve Carney as reference.

APH Bulgaria © Hidekaz Himaruya

► DON’T USE this image without my permission.◄ Ask me if you wanna share it. But first, Check my other Social Media!

[bro-imagine-hetalia]

Alfred: *wakes up next to Arthur everyday*

Alfred softly, everyday: Holy shit

[ayase-memo-deactivated20181217]

[solondon-e-blog]

can you imagine just walking down the street and seeing your country from Hetalia just walk by.

[heartofhetalia-deactivated20251]

[ask-the-corrupted-germancop-dea]

In Canada:

People: where are you!?

Canada: I’m here

People: oh cool making sure you’re noticed there *turns around to get timmies then turns back* Not again Canada where are yooouuu

[hetalia-editsandthings]

I really love the new drawing Hima made of Taiwan, she looks so pretty! ♡

[hetalia-club]

Imagine Alfred F. Jones being really excited to see Hamilton. He had opening night tickets and everything. Imagine Alfred being super upset when he came to the slow realization that he was not going to be portrayed in the musical. 

“But I was there” He claims. 

[avoidantarmin-deactivated-deact]

Title:  パフィンと Pixiv ID: 49989047 Member:  くっこ

[avoidantarmin-deactivated-deact]

Permission to post was granted by the artist!

Reminder to drop by the art on pixiv and leave rates, drop a comment anything to let the artist know how much you appreciate their work!

Want to know how to ask permission? Click here!

[hetaliatxtpostz]

America: Sticks and stones may break my bones but-

Russia: Thermonuclear detonations will never hurt me.

America: We’ll see about that. 

Canada: America, no. 

[hetaliatxtpostz]

(Soulemate AU where you summon your soulmate in a time of great need) 

*Alfred gets mugged. The gun is raised level with his head*

Alfred: Wait- *He flinches*

*Ivan appears between them. Disarms the man. Looks at the gun a moment before pocketing it and turns to Alfred*

Ivan: Hmm. Not bad. *And disappears again*

Alfred:…. wait…

[bro-imagine-hetalia]

Hey yo man it's cool! If you don't have anymore inspiration, that's alright! We all lose interest in things overtime. It was a good run with you! (If you do end up ceasing to post on this blog, are you going to deactivate it, or leave it up as an archive for people to pass through?)

Hey, Rose here. (Sorry for not doing anything as an admin, but to be honest, all of you guys are awesome and I don’t think I could anything to improve this blog anyway.)But omg where does Ally get amazing people like you anyway? Like you’re really understanding? How? Why? You’re just really polite like omg thank you so much. Ally’s just hiatus and then she comes back and tells you this and you’re cool with it? You have compliments? Wow. I’m kind of in awe right now. Don’t change, anon!To answer your question, it’s really what you guys want. Ally doesn’t want to disappoint any of you. So here are your options.

1) Ally keeps this open not just as an archive, but she will actually reblog this daily. She’ll add things to her queue, too, since she can be busy sometimes. To be honest, I’m not sure how “daily” daily is going to be, but Ally will do what she can. She’s just lost inspiration to write. (If you thought she lost interest in Hetalia... Please look at her 500 blogs, bye. Also, sorry to all the anons who submitted things and never got their asks answered! We’re really sorry. ;-;) 

2) She makes this a free submit blog, so you guys can keep this running

3) She deactivates it.

If you want, we can do 1 and 2. Again, it’s what you guys want (so comments and feedback as to what you want would be nice).I’m really sorry for being a terrible admin that never did anything. It was nice to see you guys comment, reblog, like, and follow, though. Anyway, once again, thanks for being understanding.(P.S. Ally has read this over.)

[hajime-isayama-official]

My favorite guessing game: is that a nationalist’s blog or a hetalia blog?

[bro-imagine-hetalia]

my favourite guessing game: who the fuck is hajime isayama killing next