Feeling a bit sheepish, I crawl to your morning bedside in need of a consultation. As you adjust your eyes to the glitter density and coverage of my torso, you see my predicament. My daily ‘morning wood’ visit to wake you while indulging my neighborly insatiable needs has become a hazmat situation. Any contact with you, especially the part where I ride you like the wild stallion you are… will shake loose enough sparkles to plague you for a week. We’re friends with benefits, but this would need your consent and push the boundaries of my sunrise service. My lower half is revved and ready to go, dripping with desire and glitter free. (I was wearing tight leggings when the glitter bomb went off).
You sit up in bed, and tell me to back away so you can get a good look at the damage. I’m buck naked except for the sparkling nits that cling to me from the waist up. My breasts gleam as I shift positions in a beam of light coming in through your open window. I note the familiar twitch tenting your sheets and whimper with wanting.
“Why does this impossible situation make me want you more?”
“Because I’m the magical sex fairy that grants you my magical solution to that monster’s ritual demands.”
“Should we hose you down outside? Do you need to be vacuumed?”
“I bet if I came hard enough, most of it would be knocked off… just saying.”
“Gawd, you’re such a minx… and a vixen…” “Don’t forget insatiable!”
A bright idea occurs to you as the beam of light caresses the now electrically twinkling adornments. Hoisting the window wide open, you beckon me to bolster myself on the sill, as you bend me over it, so my glitter tits are well outside the perimeter of your house.
“Hold on, you messy little glitter slut, I need my morning fix as much as you do.”
The entry is swift and slick and I herald your genius through my grateful groans of blissful gratification. The glare is blinding in the morning light, as you pound into me relentlessly. There is almost a celestial aura created in the frenzied blur of my lunging response through the opening. From the outside watching, it would appear my Tinkerbelle fairy dust was showering your garden below with cascades of magical nurturing. You are bringing your A game to the circumstances and I like to think the breech through your bedroom portal contributes to your deeper plunges. By the time, we climax together, I have lost a significant amount of the sparkling that frosted my upper body.
You are recovering surprisingly fast and murmur,
“I think we should use my power washer on you, afterwards…”
You are a problem solver and two steps ahead of me.
“After?”
“Stay with me, we need an adhesive to give it another matrix to cling to and trap it. What’s stickier than glue…?”
I see your logic and shiver at the thought of your power washer being brought into this exploit… especially when I realize you want to paint me with arching ropes of your ‘special sauce’.
“You know, I’m game for all of that… outdoors in the garden, how close are you to a second launch?”
“With a little help from my favorite thirsty friend… you know how sensitive I am to your BJ skills.”
We smile in unison as I lick my lips and you swat my ass with the enthusiasm of high five. A low tilt board is set up, so the flow will be away from my waist and I am issued goggles for my only costuming. You are incentivized by the initial part of your plan and watch as I give my signature sure-fire techniques an extra oomph to assure a plentiful coating. Laying back on the slant board, I adjust my goggles and ask for everything you’ve got. Your aim is surgical as I raise my arms above my head to expose the glittered niches. I’ve never seen you happier and I moan with wanton abandon to coax your continuing efforts. I caress myself to spread the warm stickiness as you watch me squirm with an aroused glee. It mesmerizes you as your firm grip wrangles the last of your splatter strokes across my heaving breasts. Fully expecting to cum again in my lust-crazed delirium, it is the power washer that does me in. The glitter is clinging to the manly matrix you’re providing and calculated would leave my flesh en masse. The pulsing water feels more intense than my self-pleasuring shower head… but I can’t say I mind. Spreading my thighs for a cooling spray, you gladly aim the nozzle between, which pushes me way over the edge with its force. Turning off the motor, you stand back to watch me writhe from my capitulation to all of this morning’s unique experiences. We spend the rest of the day in bed, celebrating your ingenuity with similar, but not as spectacular orgasms. Both of us secretly hope we’ll need another excuse to revisit and refine the procedure the next time I get myself into a pickle.