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"Hey, donāt frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile."
ćIf they canāt love me even when I frown, then it isnāt worth the time. Fairly simple, hm? Take the bad with the good and love it all.ć
Corny Pickup Lines
behindtheaster:
1.Ā Kiss me if Iām wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right 2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 3. Iām not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. 4. Are you religious? Because youāre the answer to all my prayers. 5. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. 6. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. 7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 8. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. 9. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. 10.Ā Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, Iām lost at sea. 11. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. 12. You must be Jelly, cause jam donāt shake like that. 13. Sorry, I canāt hold on⦠Iāve already fallen for you. 14. Do you have a map? Iām getting lost in your eyes. 15. I donāt have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? 16. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. 17. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. 18. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. 19. Ā Your body is 65% water and Iām thirsty. 20. Hey, donāt frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.Ā
broadsidevalse:
weāre back again at the krispy kreme
Anyways, Iām glad to have this nerd back in Citta. So, to celebrate his return, like this post for a starter from this semi-grumpy nerdlord!Ā Or, if youāre feeling frisky, send me a messageĀ to plot! Iām always open for plotting stuff.
Not gonna cap this for now, but I will if I get overwhelmed.
āIs (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?ā
ćIām going to have to go withĀ ānoā on that front. It doesnāt sound like something that would be one, anyways.ć
What do you think of my characterisation?
Undertale Starter Meme
cittastarters:
āAfter a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.ā
āAnything can make a good story with enough spin!ā
āArenāt you excited? Arenāt you happy?ā
āBe good, alright?ā
āDidnāt you read the sign?ā
āDid you hear what they just said?ā
āDid you know I love toĀ āget owned?āā
āDisgusting. Iād love to try it sometime.ā
āDonāt you have anything better to do?ā
āDonāt you know how to greet a new pal?ā
āExcuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?ā
āFinally, someone gets it.ā
āForgive me for this.ā
āGolly, you must be so confused.ā
āHavenāt I done a great job protecting you?ā
āHavenāt you ever seen a cooking show before?ā
āHe flexed himself out of the room!ā
āHeheh⦠The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. Itās ALWAYS funny.ā
āHey, lighten up, bucko! Iām just joking with you.ā
āHey, thatās my emptiness, not yours.ā
āI am just a silly little lady who worries too much!ā
āI am only protecting you, do you understand?ā
āI canāt afford not to care anymore.ā
āI canāt go to hell. Iām all out of vacation days.ā
āI could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!ā
āI donāt like you the way you like me.ā
āI donāt need friends! Iāve got KNIVES!ā
āIf I were you, I wouldāve thrown in the towel by now.ā
āI found a gun in a dumpster!ā
āIf you werenāt my houseguest, Iād beat you up right now!ā
āIām gonna need some dog treats for this!!!ā
āIām just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!ā
āIām nineteen years old and Iāve already wasted my entire life.ā
āIām not ready for this to end.ā
āIn this world, itās kill or be killed.ā
āI really should have killed you when I had the chance.ā
āIs (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?ā
āItās not wrong. Itās just my headcanon.ā
āItās rude to talk about someone whoās listening.ā
āIāve heard they have things called bathrooms.ā
āI want you to be happy, too.ā
āI will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.ā
āNever interact with attractive people.ā
āNowās your chance to accept my mercy.ā
āNow youāll see my true power: relying on people who arenāt garbage!ā
āOh no! Youāre meeting all my standards!ā
āPlants canāt talk, dummy.ā
āQuick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.ā
āReally not feelinā up to it right now. Sorry.ā
āRemember how I said NOT to shoot at me?ā
āSorry, canāt talk. Iām busy being popular on-line.ā
āSo what if a few people have to die?ā
āStop plaguing my life with incidental music!ā
āStudying history sure is easy when youāve lived through so much of it yourself!ā
āThaaaaaatās politics!ā
āThatās the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.ā
āThat was fun. Letās finish the job.ā
āThey come. They leave. They die.ā
āThis is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!ā
āTime for our union-regulated break!ā
āToo intimidated to fight me, huh?ā
āWatching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.ā
āWere those two robots making out?ā
āWhat a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youthā¦ā
āWhat do you think of my secret style?ā
āWhere are the knives.ā
āWhere is this? Where can I see the Anime.ā
āWho knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?ā
āWho needs arms with legs like these?ā
āWhy would I ever be friends with you?ā
āWill anyone like me as sincerely as you?ā
āWould you smooch a ghost?ā
āYou arenāt gonna tell my parents about this, are you?ā
āYou canāt spellĀ āpreparedā without several letters from my name!ā
āYou canāt understand how this feels.ā
āYou didnāt need my help, which is great, ācause I love doing absolutely nothing.ā
āYou do not dislike cinnamon, do you?ā
āYou just wanted to see me suffer.ā
āYouāll never seeĀ āem again.ā
āYouāre filled with determination.ā
āYou really hate me that much?ā
āYouāre giving me a real workout.ā
āYouāre gonna have a bad time.āĀ
skyentificsnackoos:
āSorry.ā She adjusts the lens atop her head.Ā āIām not caught up with the news. Iāll need to do some investigating and digging around to know the full picture.ā
āThe farthest extent IāveĀ heard were rumors of murders occurring.ā
ćI suppose Iāll need to get in touch with the others at Citta Law then, to know if anything of the sort has come up. And to... hopefully make sure Iām still employed there.ć
skyentificsnackoos:
āWait. What was that about murders and massacres?ā Detective Skye should really be more on the ball with her field of work.
ćYouāre serious. Thatās what Iāve returned here to? Honestly... did the person behind it happen to be a young girl who could fly?ć
weāre back again at the krispy kreme
Anyways, Iām glad to have this nerd back in Citta. So, to celebrate his return, like this post for a starter from this semi-grumpy nerdlord!Ā Or, if youāre feeling frisky, send me a messageĀ to plot! Iām always open for plotting stuff.
Not gonna cap this for now, but I will if I get overwhelmed.
broadsidevalse:
alright we have a bajillion new blogs and such so
Iāll be sorting through my threads soon, but know that, with the exceptions of my threads with the below muses, all my threads are getting dropped because Iāve got way too fucking many and Iāve lost track. Plus, I donāt know how many people have interest in the threads still. If you do want to keep any threads we may have together going, please let me know.Ā
The threads I amĀ keeping for sure are the ones with the following:
Ruby Rose
Selvaria Bles
Dahlia Hawthorne
Klavier Gavin
Ibuki Mioda
Gentarou Kisaragi
Alice Margatroid (new)
Gou Matsuoka
Blake Belladonna (which I still have to do my first reply to whoops)
That said, if you want a thread with this semi-grumpy dork, like this post for a non-event starter. Capās at 5 for now, but Tales castmates are exempt.
alright we have a bajillion new blogs and such so
Iāll be sorting through my threads soon, but know that, with the exceptions of my threads with the below muses, all my threads are getting dropped because Iāve got way too fucking many and Iāve lost track. Plus, I donāt know how many people have interest in the threads still. If you do want to keep any threads we may have together going, please let me know.Ā
The threads I amĀ keeping for sure are the ones with the following:
Ruby Rose
Selvaria Bles
Dahlia Hawthorne
Klavier Gavin
Ibuki Mioda
Gentarou Kisaragi
Alice Margatroid (new)
Gou Matsuoka
Blake Belladonna (which I still have to do my first reply to whoops)
That said, if you want a thread with this semi-grumpy dork, like this post for a non-event starter. Capās at 5 for now, but Tales castmates are exempt.
ć... Free me.ć
Send me songs you think fit my muse
memeinthevoid:
Bonus points if it works for both our muses
Cute Starters
"I'm glad your home."
"How was work?"
"Did you have fun tonight?"
"Get back in bed."
"Hey, I have a cold sore! Don't kiss me!"
"My favorite character died..."
"What's your favorite flower?"
"I'm baking a cake for us!"
"Happy Anniversary, ___"
"Aren't you going to give me a kiss?"
"Will you cuddle with me?"
"I had a bad day."
"Can't we just stay in bed today?"
"Please?"
"Don't make me use puppy-dog eyes!"
"Don't use the puppy-dog eyes!"
"Let's watch a Disney movie together..."
"Do you love me?"
"Will you marry me?"
"May I have this dance?"
"My back still hurts. Will you rub it?"
"Get up! It's morning!"
"Are you sure you're okay?"
"You look a bit tired, why don't you just stay home today?"
"I'll take care of you."
Important Law
cittalaw:
Title of the Law:Ā Ban Minions
Body Text:Ā Minions are a menace that must be stopped. Keep their memes away from our homes and children. Keep their cheeks out of our churches.Ā
Ā Ā Ā Reason for Proposition of Law:Ā To destroy all minionsĀ
Ā Ā Ā Submitter:Ā The anti-meme lobbyistsĀ
āI had hoped it would not come to this, but circumstances dictate that we must have an impromptu vote on a very important law. Please ensure that you read the text very carefully. Additionally, we will allow for comments just as we did for the jury voting; please voice your opinions appropriately. Do not cast your vote foolishly in this very serious matter!ā
Well, it appears special circumstances require us to forgo decorum for an impromptu vote. The poll can be found here - stay tuned for the results! Thank you!
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