Desert Lieutenant

A Citta-affiliated Hubert Oswell RP blog. Nobody status, lives in district Beta. Wooden lance, 3x Tiger Blade uses per day.

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"Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile."

「If they can’t love me even when I frown, then it isn’t worth the time. Fairly simple, hm? Take the bad with the good and love it all.」

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Corny Pickup Lines

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behindtheaster:

1.  Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right 2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 3. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. 4. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. 5. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. 6. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. 7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 8. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. 9. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. 10. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea. 11. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. 12. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that. 13. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you. 14. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes. 15. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? 16. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids. 17. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. 18. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out. 19.  Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty. 20. Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile. 

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broadsidevalse:

we’re back again at the krispy kreme

Anyways, I’m glad to have this nerd back in Citta. So, to celebrate his return, like this post for a starter from this semi-grumpy nerdlord! Or, if you’re feeling frisky, send me a message to plot! I’m always open for plotting stuff.

Not gonna cap this for now, but I will if I get overwhelmed.

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“Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”

「I’m going to have to go with “no” on that front. It doesn’t sound like something that would be one, anyways.」

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What do you think of my characterisation?

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Undertale Starter Meme

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cittastarters:

“After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”

“Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”

“Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”

“Be good, alright?”

“Didn’t you read the sign?”

“Did you hear what they just said?”

“Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”

“Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”

“Don’t you have anything better to do?”

“Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”

“Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”

“Finally, someone gets it.”

“Forgive me for this.”

“Golly, you must be so confused.”

“Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”

“Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”

“He flexed himself out of the room!”

“Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”

“Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”

“Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”

“I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”

“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”

“I can’t afford not to care anymore.”

“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

“I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”

“I don’t like you the way you like me.”

“I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”

“If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”

“I found a gun in a dumpster!”

“If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”

“I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”

“I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”

“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”

“I’m not ready for this to end.”

“In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”

“I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”

“Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”

“It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”

“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”

“I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”

“I want you to be happy, too.”

“I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”

“Never interact with attractive people.”

“Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”

“Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”

“Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”

“Plants can’t talk, dummy.”

“Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”

“Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”

“Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”

“Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”

“So what if a few people have to die?”

“Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”

“Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”

“Thaaaaaat’s politics!”

“That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”

“That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”

“They come. They leave. They die.”

“This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”

“Time for our union-regulated break!”

“Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”

“Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”

“Were those two robots making out?”

“What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”

“What do you think of my secret style?”

“Where are the knives.”

“Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”

“Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”

“Who needs arms with legs like these?”

“Why would I ever be friends with you?”

“Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”

“Would you smooch a ghost?”

“You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”

“You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”

“You can’t understand how this feels.”

“You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”

“You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”

“You just wanted to see me suffer.”

“You’ll never see ‘em again.”

“You’re filled with determination.”

“You really hate me that much?”

“You’re giving me a real workout.”

“You’re gonna have a bad time.” 

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skyentificsnackoos:

“Sorry.” She adjusts the lens atop her head. “I’m not caught up with the news. I’ll need to do some investigating and digging around to know the full picture.”

“The farthest extent I’ve heard were rumors of murders occurring.”

「I suppose I’ll need to get in touch with the others at Citta Law then, to know if anything of the sort has come up. And to... hopefully make sure I’m still employed there.」

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skyentificsnackoos:

“Wait. What was that about murders and massacres?” Detective Skye should really be more on the ball with her field of work.

「You’re serious. That’s what I’ve returned here to? Honestly... did the person behind it happen to be a young girl who could fly?」

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we’re back again at the krispy kreme

Anyways, I’m glad to have this nerd back in Citta. So, to celebrate his return, like this post for a starter from this semi-grumpy nerdlord! Or, if you’re feeling frisky, send me a message to plot! I’m always open for plotting stuff.

Not gonna cap this for now, but I will if I get overwhelmed.

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broadsidevalse:

alright we have a bajillion new blogs and such so

I’ll be sorting through my threads soon, but know that, with the exceptions of my threads with the below muses, all my threads are getting dropped because I’ve got way too fucking many and I’ve lost track. Plus, I don’t know how many people have interest in the threads still. If you do want to keep any threads we may have together going, please let me know. 

The threads I am keeping for sure are the ones with the following:

Ruby Rose

Selvaria Bles

Dahlia Hawthorne

Klavier Gavin

Ibuki Mioda

Gentarou Kisaragi

Alice Margatroid (new)

Gou Matsuoka

Blake Belladonna (which I still have to do my first reply to whoops)

That said, if you want a thread with this semi-grumpy dork, like this post for a non-event starter. Cap’s at 5 for now, but Tales castmates are exempt.

[broadsidevalse-blog]

alright we have a bajillion new blogs and such so

I’ll be sorting through my threads soon, but know that, with the exceptions of my threads with the below muses, all my threads are getting dropped because I’ve got way too fucking many and I’ve lost track. Plus, I don’t know how many people have interest in the threads still. If you do want to keep any threads we may have together going, please let me know. 

The threads I am keeping for sure are the ones with the following:

Ruby Rose

Selvaria Bles

Dahlia Hawthorne

Klavier Gavin

Ibuki Mioda

Gentarou Kisaragi

Alice Margatroid (new)

Gou Matsuoka

Blake Belladonna (which I still have to do my first reply to whoops)

That said, if you want a thread with this semi-grumpy dork, like this post for a non-event starter. Cap’s at 5 for now, but Tales castmates are exempt.

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「... Free me.」

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Send me songs you think fit my muse

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memeinthevoid:

Bonus points if it works for both our muses

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Cute Starters

"I'm glad your home."

"How was work?"

"Did you have fun tonight?"

"Get back in bed."

"Hey, I have a cold sore! Don't kiss me!"

"My favorite character died..."

"What's your favorite flower?"

"I'm baking a cake for us!"

"Happy Anniversary, ___"

"Aren't you going to give me a kiss?"

"Will you cuddle with me?"

"I had a bad day."

"Can't we just stay in bed today?"

"Please?"

"Don't make me use puppy-dog eyes!"

"Don't use the puppy-dog eyes!"

"Let's watch a Disney movie together..."

"Do you love me?"

"Will you marry me?"

"May I have this dance?"

"My back still hurts. Will you rub it?"

"Get up! It's morning!"

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"You look a bit tired, why don't you just stay home today?"

"I'll take care of you."

[cittalaw]

Important Law

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cittalaw:

Title of the Law: Ban Minions

Body Text: Minions are a menace that must be stopped. Keep their memes away from our homes and children. Keep their cheeks out of our churches. 

      Reason for Proposition of Law: To destroy all minions 

      Submitter: The anti-meme lobbyists 

“I had hoped it would not come to this, but circumstances dictate that we must have an impromptu vote on a very important law. Please ensure that you read the text very carefully. Additionally, we will allow for comments just as we did for the jury voting; please voice your opinions appropriately. Do not cast your vote foolishly in this very serious matter!”

Well, it appears special circumstances require us to forgo decorum for an impromptu vote. The poll can be found here - stay tuned for the results! Thank you!

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