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i can’t even lie and say that travis konecny is his own huge bug because in my heart of hearts i know that’s my little bug
i have a terrarium just for him in my sunroom
amendment: he’s our bug, shared custody agreement wrt the terrarium
happy travii day everyone!!!
i can’t even lie and say that travis konecny is his own huge bug because in my heart of hearts i know that’s my little bug
i have a terrarium just for him in my sunroom
happy travii day!
my first boyfriend was named travis and when we broke up, because we were in year 7 and my parents wouldn’t let me date, he went on to date my cousin.
fuck that guy, you think. but that cousin went on to date several people i’d already dated
i think she might’ve hated me
much love to the travises konecny and sanheim on this blessed day
they're so fucking cute
(source article, also cute)
scruffy tk at the minnesota game 1/12
clean-shaven tk at the winnipeg game 1/13
people are forgetting the ancient texts: that tk shaved just before this winnipeg game that nolan patirck came to
When John Tortorella invariably fucks up again and needs his image rehabilitated, I am going to pitch him my new feature film, Horse Hockey, a heartwarming coming of age story about Torts rescuing an an orphaned foal and teaching it to play hockey, Air Bud style.
And obviously the horse is a beast on the ice, even more so under Tortorella’s rigorous coaching. I mean, can you imagine this thing on a breakaway?? Except he’s not the hard-hitting, physical brute that everyone in the league assumes he is. He’s sensitive. He’s patient. He’s got high hockey IQ and beautiful edge work. But the refs only see his size and his (ahem) pedigree, and the horse just keeps racking up the penalty minutes. Teams are starting to get worried he’s a liability, and Tortorella’s ever growing presence as the horse’s coach/agent/father is NOT helping.
In a pivotal game against their divisional rival, the horse gets a five minute major for boarding, and Torts is on the ice before he even registers his body moving, screaming at the refs that “it was clean hit! It’s not his fault he’s 17 hands high!!” But then he feels something on his waist. A hoof, somehow fitted with a hockey skate blade, pulls him back into the penalty box, and the horse whinnies softly until Torts stops his tirade and sits down, pacified. The entire arena looks on, dead silent, as Torts starts reflexively smoothing his fingers through the horse’s beautiful mane, the way he used to every night when the horse was still too young and afraid to leave his side.
And as his horse son looks at him with his big, wet horse eyes and places his big, warm horse head onto his shoulder, John has a realization. He may have taught the horse about stick handling and face offs, but the horse taught him something even more important. The horse taught John Tortorella how to be a little bit more human.
hiring babcock would bring the oilers coach-with-a-dick-related-surname count to Five
(Travis Konecny voice) Tipperrrrrrr
was gonna draw this earlier as part of my general playoff drawings but didnt get around to it then. decided to put a little more work into it.
danny b if you trade him you will pay for your crimes
the best rpf ships are always made up of a heterosexual man who is happily married and a man who is gay and a conservative in real life
actually i want to elaborate on this. mitch marner straightest man in the world vs am34 gay in real life, sex with a she/her gay man drag queen would fix him. cisgender heterosexual leon draisaitl. jonathan toews was at a chicago gay bar in 2009 and went home with a man. mtkachuk moving like a dl father of three running for missouri state senator tweet. connor mcdavid should be nonbinary. jeff carter is gay in real life AND hes married to a woman
for pride month this year i would like sports rpf fans to think more expansively gender and what it means to be transgender, and start engaging with trans headcanons for players who aren't white, skinny, hairless and perceived as emotional
my pick for hockey tweet of the day:
i love the way girls on tiktok talk about hockey players
it’s so beautiful to me
youre so right babe
when this image first dropped in 2018 i was acting very unwise. very very very unwise
anon cause i don't wanna dox myself but i'm from newcastle and was at the rink at 8:30 this morning. they couldn't make any card transactions over $100 because the internet was down due to the copper theft haha
i went back this afternoon for the game! go northstars!!!
lol my condolences about the copper theft
i’m so jealous of your alt jersey, northstars best tarp in the league
everyone shut up i need to be alone with whoever voted justin sourdif second place for the selke
shout out dylan loucks
