i'm actually three raccoons in a trench coat

DELLA AND LOUIE DELLA AND LOUIE DELLA AND LOUIE I call Kanan Jarrus/Caleb Dume The Man if I'm not sure which one I should use. Icon is because when i was in elementary school i was watching a youtube video that had a timer counting down the seconds in the corner and it was flipping half the panel thingy down to change the number and i thought it would be cool to take a screenshot as it was changing and then i started using it as a pfp cause I thought it was like edgy and cool or smth

[marmot-bee-person]

Viola or Vi, moots can also use Marmot.

She/her, aroace, ADHD, 16. USAmerican and Canadian, lives in the US. I have social anxiety please be nice!

Multifandom - ATLA, Star Wars, Riordanverse, MCU, KotLC, Ted Lasso, DuckTales 2017, Heartstopper, Heated Rivalry, Ride the Cyclone/Legoland, The Prison Healer (I guess... the fandom is in the single digits), Project Hail Mary

Current main fandom (idk if I will remember to update this but): Star Wars

Currently watching/reading: Good Omens (reading the book, have seen season one of the show), Lord of the Rings (reading the book, have seen the first two movies), Ghosts US, The Bad Batch, Ahsoka

Aroace Dewey Duck truther

Main special interests are history, geography, and writing

Aspiring author and comedian!

I know a lot about Canadian immigration and citizenship law and want to do something relating to that as an adult if the whole being an author and comedian thing doesn't work out

I should probably mention that I'm Christian and occasionally post about that (usually more about church than actual theology but you never know) and I'm aware that many people have had bad experiences with so-called 'Christians'. I truly don't blame you if that puts you off of interacting with me, I promise I get it.

AO3 here. I mostly write Star Wars but I've written in a lot of other fandoms.

I block freely! No donation requests please I am a broke minor.

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[princessnymphae]

@cranberry-branflakes

[cranberry-branflakes]

ME??

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[maswartz]

[jonny-r217]

[penandinkprincess]

i know in my heart that shane is the most obnoxious sick person of all time

not because he's a baby a la classic man cold

but because he will AGGRESSIVELY try to pretend he is not sick

he is trying to gaslight others but ALSO himself

he has a gold medal immune system thank you he did NOT get taken down by ill pikeling spreading Elementary School Plague to him

not happening

as an itty bitty he lied so he wouldn't have to skip hockey, and that has NOT changed as an adult

his true toxic trait is that he WILL be typhoid mary in that locker room if it means he doesn't have to stay home and miss playing

the majority of the struggle when shane is sick is just making him ADMIT he is sick

[burritosong]

Tags via @penandinkprincess

[penandinkprincess]

also CACKLING about the way this looks on the outside.

like. no one else on the team understands Hollander Illness Behavior yet, so they're teasing ilya about being overprotective because shane is SO underplaying it and meanwhile ilya is just, "no, i am so fucking serious. get a medic and then call an ambulance."

and shane who is barely on this realm of existence and about 0.2 seconds from having Involuntary Floor Time is just, "don't worry :) i'll just take an advil or something :)"

WHICH IS NOT HELPING EVERYONE ELSE UNDERSTAND THE MOTHERFUCKING GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION, SHANE, NO MORE CONTRIBUTIONS AT THIS TIME FROM YOU, THANK YOU

[marmot-bee-person]

my mom, 15-ish years ago: i’ve realized my child has Nonstraight Hair but i’m just gonna treat her hair like it’s straight and see what happens

my mom now: why does your hair never look good

[marmot-bee-person]

I do occasionally take my annotations seriously btw

[marmot-bee-person]

if you tell me your name and it’s one syllable then i do nicholasname it. sockimus. roanoke. louren. etc.

[marmot-bee-person]

picturing Shane and Ilya as grandpas.

[monika-lovearts]

Aww kids and mum!🥺❤💙💚

[narnour-momo-007]

AWWWW TOO CUTE😭💕💞❤️🥺

[tanglelover]

EXCUSE YOU, MY HEART

@pholux-twg @stevenfallsvs @louyd

[hearteyeshollander]

when people say stuff like "oh ilya starts the roleplay shane doesn't really know what he's doing" i kind of have to give them a side eye because shane hollander created the character of the bellboy out of his own beautiful mind

[rozanovshane]

there’s many home videos of baby shane toddling around with his puck plushie like “FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” and you can hear yuna in the background like “PUCK, baby!”

[nickythehickey]

there are a few people actually whose blogs just look like this to me and i hope they know i still love them

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[marmot-bee-person]

i was about to ask if getting birthday presents for your dead child every year was at all normal but then i remembered that anakin skywalker has never been normal not once in his entire life

[coolskeleton66]

my favorite Sith raised!anakin au's are the ones where Vaders seen as this like super scary tough guy (and he is) but then he meets Padme for whatever reason and he's like sooo awkward and stuff. Hes had almost no positive interactions with others in his life so he genuinely doesn't know what to do but he also really wants to impress her. And then through that he gets redeemed. Oh and the whole time obi wan and the others around Padme are just like "HES A SITH!" But she knows in her heart that there is good in him <3

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[90sold]

Empire Strikes Back (1980).

[skotothalamos]

When you’re told to evacuate because the Galactic Empire just took over your city, you only have time to grab the essentials.

[bloodravyn]

God, this guy is one of my favorite ridiculous EU characters along with Elan Sleazebaggano.

He was basically just a random extra with an ice cream maker, but they gave him an entire in-depth backstory about how he was a member of the Rebellion and that ice cream maker contained a lot of vital data and basically he single-handedly saved the Rebellion that day.

No really.

[radetzkymarch]

He has an action figure, of course, as does his ice cream maker computer datacore.

[soundsnotstr8]

Fuck.

[zoomwitch]

the star wars eu is a wild fucking ride

[persisting]

“After the Rebels’ victory, Hood decided to take it easy.” with a daily supply of fresh ice cream i guess

[laivaaja-deactivated20250302]

Epic legends.

[snips-starkiller-stormpilot]

Every Star Wars Celebration has the Run of the Willrow Hoods. Dozens of fans cosplay as Willrow and run through the con with their ice cream makers.

[tryfag]

^ Please tell me there’s video footage of this. Do people wait for the stampede and see if they can press one of the On switches without getting gored?

[tacopocalyptica-deactivated2018]

[sprinklesofsunshine]

this is the greatest thing ever

[freifraufischer]

That’s … a ride.

[pinkipie100]

Star Wars extra: *runs by with an ice cream maker*

Star Wars fandom:

[the-last-crusade]

it showed up in The Mandalorian too

[swindle94]

When Jon Favreau cares about something. He REALLY cares.