2PhoneShawty

[abrightcrux-deactivated20250828]

a treasure found antiquing today

[thegryffe]

these?

[gothgirlantlers]

The song of the day is

BROCKHAMPTON - SUMMER

[brockhamptn]

okay i was a kayn girlie but i got the aphelios icon out a hextech chest and omg he's so cute. i love my boy 😭😭😭

[jjolees]

heartsteel in hades' style!

[whitepeopletwitter]

It’s the multiverse theory

[roboco-san]

you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

[mctreeleth]

If a rat showed up and made me capable of getting done all the stuff I need to get done I too would be just okay with that.

[depsidase]

[memecage]

[angelbabyspice]

…what???

[stagmage]

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

[modogoblin]

[marcitlali]

the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[killue]

[zvaigzdelasas]

x

[project-butch]

Professor chomsky is waiting for the collapse of the American government before he can die

[methforguys]

[leviathan-supersystem]

not right now methforguys

[groupthinker]

[tvdinner1]

[snowund2-deactivated20180918]

take it back now nya'll

one glomp this time! :3c

[cyan-concrete]

SO I HAD A WEAPON WITH LOOTING 9000+ AND NEARLY TOOK DOWN THE SERVER

[oscilite]

I thought this was a slab of ground beef superimposed into minecraft

[suspend]

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

[xtec]

WRONG

PREDICTABLE