Oh boy. Some smart aleck who thought they could come at him with rock puns. Brock wished he could say this was a rare occurrence, but it wasn't uncommon that trainers thought they'd get him off his game by throwing around a bunch of puns before a battle. It usually backfired on them.
Brock was not one of those people. With as many easily amused siblings as he had, hardly a day went by without someone making bad rock jokes in his house. And 'granite' was a pretty basic one. Was this the best they had?
They would have to be, if they wanted to compare to the comeback Brock was already formulating.
Those were better; it seemed they were just getting warmed up with all the obvious puns, but it was still nothing Brock hadn't already heard before.
Was that all? Not bad, for a first attempt. Still, no one could outmatch him in this arena. Time to send them packing. Brock rolled his shoulders and then crossed his arms, staring them down.
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