Booty Heard Around the World

brodylicious: 24/7 | 30+ | He/Him |

[captain-price-returns]

[oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been]

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[brodyliciousbooty]

banging my head against the wall, getting healer and tank to lvl 100 is gonna be the end of me, i swear.........................i hate doing them.............

[tim-official]

orcs would love going to costco

[tim-official]

you get it

[brighthounds]

This tragic expression is because I gave her a cod chew this morning instead of a Costco dental bone (we are all out). 😔

[whyisablog]

Rest in peace dental bones... 😔

[brighthounds]

phenomenal, ty

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[plastidecor]

gotta check out the gaping maw

[brodyliciousbooty]

if i ever am so lucky to have a house i feel like it would be fun to make a soundproof room so i can listen to my music real loud every now and again

[deathstars]

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

[deathstars]

Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you

[brodyliciousbooty]

sometimes with clients they'll talk about having these long relationships with past therapists (that are good relationships, mind you) and are then like "i didnt learn anything/do anything/etc" and im like ok what the fuck were you doing then? (i feel like often times therapists might be Doing Shit that's subtle to the process but dont explain it so then i have to be like hm..........ok well... let's investigate.)

[gremlininho]

[samirasystole]

random but here is a recipe for cold peanut noodles that you can make during hot weather because i just ate this and had a fantastic time

2tbsp of peanut butter. a splash of rice vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, maple syrup. some chili flakes, some sesame seeds. a splash of water to thin it out. now you put in your noodles (cooled!!!! boiled and rinsed so they’re cold!!) and then some chopped up cucumber or carrot or avocado or cabbage or any crunchy vegetable. i just used cucumber

you can also put in lime juice or herbs or sriracha or grated garlic/ginger or anything like that; tofu/tempe/meat for more protein etc. noodle wise this can be ramen soba udon whatever, i used soba. enjoy homies

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[loveridden1999]