Broken Unicorns are just horses

[openfacedsandwiches]

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

[pokemon-personalities]

digimon-nobodies ??

[pixelatedidiot]

Polygonintellectual

[azureshadowmoon]

Goldenlightsun

[seabirdpng]

wintergxrl

[excessively-english-jd]

insufficiently-french-big-y?  insufficiently-english-big-b??

????

what is the opposite of english? the opposite of b? 

[frenchfriesandpizzapies-deactiv]

CAPTIVEMASHEDPOTATOESNOPEARCAKE

[kyosplosion]

groudimplosion? imploudon??

[itsamystari]

Regularhuman-taylor

[bonefuckingfurry-deactivated201]

BodyAbstainingNormie

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

purelynut

[keotheraptor]

oek-the-shark

Originally posted by onlynightmarebeforechristmas

[spacedoutindi-deactivated202104]

Yourmoinyoursunandnoneofyour-nebulas

[umbreeunix]

………. i don’t think i can do that

[twinksandboobs]

BarasAndVaginas?

[vintagehoneybees]

modernwasps? the way my url goes its “vintage” and “honey bees“ :P

[beaucoolok]

clearmonday

[night-terror-boogeyman]

Day-Bravery-Tybalt …? XD

[justaghostblogarchived]

Complete.

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

Mr / Mrs Flesh

[ventriloquisthief]

puppetgiver

[emeraldsorcerer]

violetmuggle

[fc-demon]

What the hecks the opposite of the Famicom? Could I use NES as that then? NES-Angel maybe someone help me out here

[orphetoon]

piscesarin???

[jewishdragon]

goy(fuck what is opposite of dragon???)

[suprematits]

walnutmalfoy

[best-of-tumblr]

worst-of-facebook

[edwardspoonhands]

PriscillaForkFeet

[broke-nunicorns]

rich-lhorse

[fuckingsassysprinkles]

I am a white cishet male and I follow you lol

Well you can go ahead and stop now, thanks :)

[stretchermonkeyphotography]

But it’s fun watching the train wreck you call a blog.

[fuckingsassysprinkles]

What was the point of sending me a comment anonymously and then identifying yourself on your own blog? If you’re going to fuck up that badly, then you deserve to be as stupid as you are. 

[stretchermonkeyphotography]

Not my actual question. I wouldn’t waste time sending a retarded piece of shit like you a comment.

[fuckingsassysprinkles]

You just sent me a comment regardless of your feelings towards me, thereby contradicting your own statement. How good does it feel to watch your few remaining brain cells melt away? 

[broke-nunicorns]

Yo fuckingsassysprinkles, isn’t hating people based on who they were born as, ie, white cis male, kinda, I don’t know, hypocritical? 

[dwightdanger]

“So my question is…don’t you hate her? I’d just imagine that you are so angry at her that you would hate her.” “Well, maybe sometimes. But not like hate, hate. More just like ‘Mom, I hate you!’ and then…she would say 'go to your room, young lady.” And I’d stamp my foot and run upstairs. And I’d have a room, which would be really cool. Then, we’d just have dinner together. But I don’t know, I’d have to meet her!“ 

[heltra91]

The Office S09E25 - Finale

[broke-nunicorns]

Me: I only eat when I’m stressed.

Friends & Family: But you’re always eating.

Me: *shoves more ice cream in my mouth* uh huh.

[withrosetyler-deactivated201604]

[broke-nunicorns]

Brother.

Brother, I must smell you.

Be strong Clarence. Be strong for mother. 

[broke-nunicorns]

I am going to make a Tinder for my dog.

[broke-nunicorns]

I made a Tinder account for my Dog

[broke-nunicorns]

I love seeing the moon during the day. It reminds me that this big, blue bubble isn’t all that is there.

[broke-nunicorns]

I am going to make a Tinder for my dog.

[broke-nunicorns]

How’s my life right now?

Well, I’m drinking coke out of a wine glass.

Sooo, pretty good.

[broke-nunicorns]

Rose: I looked into the TARDIS and the TARDIS looked into me.

Nine: Rose, stop this. You have the entire time vortex in your head!

Rose: I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself.

Twelve, stumbling out of the TARDIS with Clara: it's almost as if she's...

Clara: please stop this Doctor

Twelve: A HYBRID

Clara: oh my god I'm so sorry about this *takes Twelve's hand* we're leaving now I'm so sorry

[mollitude]

[parksandrings]

[2spunky-deactivated20190822]

when you’re in a really big fandom:

when you’re in a really small fandom:

[edwardspoonhands]

I’m in the Sue from Catering fandom.

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being in a public restroom

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

being in a public

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“