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golden wind if it was made in 2026

inspired by a recent leak, it turns out there are only 13 Pokemon families* from generation 1 that still haven't had any kind of new evolution stage, form, or variant added to them since gen 1

Which gen 1 Pokemon do you most want to get a new Evolution/form/variant in gen 10?

Spearow/Fearow

Ekans/Arbok

Nidofam

Paras/Parasect

Venonat/Venomoth

Psyduck/Golduck

Doduo/Dodrio

Seel/Dewgong

Shellder/Cloyster

Drowzee/Hypno

Goldeen/Seaking

Omanyte/Omastar/Kabuto/Kabutops

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

*counting both Nido families as 1 family, counting Mew and Mewtwo as the same family, and excluding Ditto because that should absolutely not get any new additions

#give my man parasect literally anything #regional form or convergent or evo or whatever

skippyisntfunny

bisexual-engineer-girl

Pulitzer Prize type shit

wizardshark

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

spooky-narwhal

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

alleymonster-deactivated2013111

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lav3ndaze

with the hbo harry potter show coming out, here’s a few quick points:

jk rowling is an asshole TERF who gives money in support of anti-trans legislation in the UK. by watching this show, you are directly funding a transphobic woman’s work and agenda

harry potter is not that well written and is full of racist and homophobic archetypes, as well as poorly written attempts at morally gray characters that instead come of as sympathetic towards in-universe terrorists

do NOT send hate to the kid actors in this show. they’re children. hate the shitty author that is deciding to do yet another lap around of the one thing she’s ever succeeded in

official-anti-jkr-posts

This is an official anti-JKR post!

dragoncarrion

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

tortol

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

ellie-insertsurnamehere

This is very dumb but hey

yeahokayillreblogthat

Yeah okay ill reblog that

ministarfruit

people are still thirsting over emoji angel in my notifs so this one's for you guys. I see you.

romanceyourdemons

saw a post rightfully complaining about the fantasy trope of the petite/agile fmc’s weapon of choice being a dagger, considering that most serious styles of dagger-based combat are literally just wrestling where the winner gets to stab the loser. however i will point out that there are many historical traditions (i’m very familiar with east asian instances of this, and i seem to recall some european ones as well) of noblewomen carrying daggers or wearing big heavy hairpins designed to stab SO THAT they can commit suicide and die with spotless honor if threatened or captured. so if a woman’s primary weapon is a dagger, it means she’s been handed the premodern equivalent of a cyanide tooth and decided to get absolutely fucking jacked to make it everyone else’s problem

hylianane

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

maseratus

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

mousidy

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

mousidy

bisthefairy

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

maightymai

cipheramnesia

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

pokemon-npcs

fishing-princess

Fun fact! This npc is standing there because that tile is on the same tile as the entrance to wayward cave underneath the cycling road. Because of how the bridge tiles and the tiles below them are programmed, if there wasn’t an npc there biking over that tile would count as going into the cave entrance and would warp the player to the cave. Rather than creating a way for bridge tiles over entrance warps to work with it that happening, they did the simpler thing of just putting a stationary npc on the bridge above

#coding is a nightmare