Broken Chip

the brokenest of chips

[ingridbergman]

[ultrafacts]

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[cosplayparental]

This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Lesbian Pirates

Give us this film

[halvedmimi]

Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed.  This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.

[opisaterf]

tits out for murder!!! a true aesthetic!!!

[rocketmermaid]

TITS OUT FOR MURDER

[yourfavedidnothingwrong]

Sal Fisher from Sally Face did nothing wrong!

Requested by @socky-senpai

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[broken-chips]

FACTS

[trflaw]

what is shigaraki doing in sally face??

[broken-chips]

SUD7BAJF7DBWI NF

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

do you think ryan kept up his youtube channel after he moved into the tardis??? because that would honestly be the funniest fucking thing in the world, the entire universe is being threatened by some cosmic foe or whatever and ryan’s vlogging the whole experience. imagine how fucking click bait-y his titles sound??? “HUNG OUT WITH ROSA PARKS???!”, “SPIDERS HATE CAPITALISM!!”, “STORY TIME: I WAS IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE”, “WE FOUND THE MIRROR DIMENSION!!”, “KING JAMES WANTS TO BE MY SUGAR DADDY?!?!?!” 

but what would be even funnier is if the Doctor was actively aware of him doing this and just….letting him have his fun instead of complaining about secrecy like normal 

2014: you are absolutely not allowed to take pictures of me on the moon and post them to tumblr, it’s dangerous! 

2019: “THE DOCTOR DOES OUR MAKEUP WHILE BLINDFOLDED AND FLYING THROUGH THE TIME VORTEX CHALLENGE!!!!”

guys. 

-do you think team tardis was invited to tana-con?

[egberts]

mountain dew doesn’t feel like a soda you can order at a restaurant. you can’t sit down at a restaurant, ask for a mountain dew, and then sip it out of a glass cup. it’s like you either have to get it at taco bell or you have to get a 2 liter of it and drink it right from the bottle. there are no other options for mountain dew. 

[dolph-search-history]

“Dolph is not a little Hitler.” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“He’s right.” They say. I look for the owner of the voice. There, in the 5th row stands: Miles Luna himself.

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[st-just]

Hero.

[allthingshyper]

If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story

[lfeellike]

god bless this man

[jehovahhthickness]

[pigonaphone]

The biggest dick energy

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[mochimolala]

Jonathan jumped out

[justsomeantifas]

jeff bezos: now that i’m the richest man on the planet with a net worth of over 100 billion dollars

jeff bezos: how about i create new ways to fuck over my employees and underpay them

jeff bezos: i’ve got it, i’ll legally not pay them while they’re still on the clock, and i’ll get the supreme court to agree with me

me: 

[invaderxan]

Jeff Bezos currently has a net worth of $133.2 billion. 

It’s remarkable to me that he could personally afford to fix Puerto Rico’s critical infrastructure, and still be among the top 10 billionaires in the USA afterwards. He could afford to completely repair Puerto Rico and still have enough money to be in the top 20. 

Jeff Bezos could afford to personally end world hunger for a year and still be among the top 10 US billionaires. He could feed the entire planet for 3 years and still be in the top 20.

If you had $133.2 billion in a savings account with an interest rate of 0.06% (the average rate), you would receive $79.9 million in interest every year without having to do anything. All he needs to do is keep breathing, and he will make 57 times more this year than an average US citizen will make in their entire lifetime. 

He could spend $80 million this year and would not even notice its absence.

It’s estimated that it would take $55 million and a year of work to fix Flint, MI’s water supply. 

I’m just saying. 

[ceekari]

I can’t imagine having that kind of money and NOT trying to help others with it.

[trainkie-deactivated20220106]

[unconventionalhappyendings]

[colaismywater]

Female presenting nipple

[teddibearclub]

ughskfks so many of my posts were flagged because they showed women’s shoulders/collarbones, stomache, or legs. hi tumblr it’s not like i’m posting titties this isn’t middle school stop dresscoding my posts and oppressing basic parts of a women’s body please akalahslgsls

[teddibearclub]

i’m not even exaggerating part one of no autographs was flagged for this picture

like that’s just a female wearing normal clothing

[teddibearclub]

i now realize that this probably isn’t a smart thing to do but here our other photos that got me flagged by tumblr because i really don’t care at this point

[teddibearclub]

LMFAO AS SOON AS I POSTED THIS IT WAS FLAGGED FOR BEING EXPLICIT BITCH WHERE ITS JUST WOMEN IN CLOTHES

[cloysterbell]

Everyone who’s saying that this will kill Tumblr is weak. Tumblr died in 2013 when Yahoo first bought it and those of us who are still here are ghosts 

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore