Adventures of the transforming screw ups

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

[milesgmorales-archive]

You know about the shoulder touch?

[valtsv]

i feel like we don’t pay enough attention to this exchange from the princess bride (1987)

[valtsv]

new meme format

[yahenni]

[charlesoberonn]

[babyanimalgifs]

A young polar bear cub filmed over the first 83 days of her life

video via Columbus Zoo and Aquarium

[allthatglittersgirl]

I don’t know about you, but I needed this purity in my life and on my timeline.

[princess-kidatheart17]

@disney-lover01 @prismaviolet

[hoippu]

[therealraewest]

The reveal will be that Papyrus is added to the smash roster while sans falls asleep in the background of the announcement trailer

[batter-sempai]

Megalovania plays, getting louder and louder. It then cuts out, and then shows a sprite of Papyrus on a black background with Sans dosing on a deck chair behind him.

“MY BROTHER WAS INVITED TO THIS SMASH EVENT, BUT HE’S TOO LAZY TO WAKE UP TO GO. I SUPPOSE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL HAVE TO GO IN HIS PLACE! NYEH HEH HEH!”

Bonetrousle plays as the screen shows “Papyrus joins the battle.”

[mote-of-ash]

legit i think papyrus would have a more interesting moveset

[niggazinmoscow]

This brave Black woman was injured in the attack and needs help - as she’s also left the job after being traumatized by the incident. Help her and her family out here: ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ CLICK HERE

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[prismatic-bell]

I reblogged this and then clicked the link and I’m going to ask anyone who follows me to please reblog this version, because something EXTREMELY important is in the link:

Her attacker is HIV-positive and she sustained cuts during the attack. She’s currently on antiviral medication in the hope that immediate treatment will keep her from contracting a debilitating lifelong illness. Part of the reason she needs to raise so much money is the cost of these medications–antivirals (as opposed to antiretrovirals, which are “you have it and we’re trying to mitigate it) are mostly experimental.

Just as an example to explain how expensive they are, a few years ago I had the flu and was prescribed the antiviral Tamiflu. It cost me $119–AND I HAD INSURANCE. And that’s for a medication for a relatively straightforward viral infection–imagine the cost for preventing HIV. (I know PrEP is well over $1000.)

This woman desperately needs help because this course of medication could save her life. The other reasons are important, I’m not saying they’re not–but while HIV is not the death sentence it once was, you would MUCH rather not have it than have it.

[afronerdism]

Oh wow. Reblogging for this update

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

jokes that will never be funny

holocaust jokes

fat jokes

racist jokes

rape jokes

transphobic jokes

homophobic jokes

sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

“that’s a weird looking dog”

mmm whatcha say

the audition meme

doge 

trolling beetles fans

dad jokes 

[riothrrrley]

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

[duckertron3000]

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

[internmarce]

Also:

Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects

Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects

Rickrolls

[honeybee-happy]

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

[wearamaskcoward]

Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

[corned-beef-hash-deactivated201]

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

[orochislayer]

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

[disaceters-blog-deactivated2025]

Oh no baby what is you doin

Finding him in pictures

Kazoos

Literally any awkward cat photo

[teathattast]

real mudskipper hours!

creds: @realfuckingpotus

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

[reksology]

Anime Smartasses Be Like….

This is nothing but the truth.

[tripple-bsfunhouse]

I love how the camera moves during his explanation

[kbsinclair]

This is also the problem with BBC Sherlock. This is exactly how he’d explain a situation.

[meanplastic]

“My mom told my brother to stay out of the cabinets and he didn’t listen so she did this lmao“

[brokenbottleship]

i will post todayy i promise!

[brokenbottleship]

POSTED!

[brokenbottleship]

REGARDING THE ROLEPLAY Mad Bee: NEW RULES, you have one week max to post, if you do not post in 7 days of the last post you forfiet your post. 8|

[brokenbottleship]

The Uncertainty of Waking Nightmares

the rp is up!

posting order:

spy dust

revenant

secondstorm / ledge / adohnicon

tempest-inferno

scurvycon

sever is in stasis, but spy dust can fly him aboard if need be. both bots are badly damaged, sever even more so, he needs medical attention plz <3

tempest wants to drag his useless frame to the medbay xD

let me know if i need to make corrections?

p.s.: i have candy

[roguescarlett]

"FU3KYOU" is Revenant’s official license plate. 8D

She’ll piss off every racers and cops with this.

[brokenbottleship]

IA/UX Spy School

The greatest UX professional in the world may never get his or her work implemented because they lack the ability to influence decision makers. All too often...

a slideshow for intelligence operatives. pretty basic stuff, seems to be focused more on humint/face ops