Ask Darcy

Note: This blog is now defunct. Some one else has the questiondarcy url and that's why I changed it. If you'd like to leave a bitchy little message in my inbox then go right ahead. But various things happened that killed off my muse and there's nothing I can do about it, okay? I'm keeping this here for archiving purposes and to make my new Darcy a better one. Thank you and good night. I miss my followers, so come check out new darcy.

[glitter-inthe-gutter1-deactivat]

Notification to all followers of questiondarcy

lokistolemytartsofpop said: thought Steve was your fiancée?

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[brokendowndarcy]

Just a reminder

I'm now mostly at glitter-inthe-gutter for various reasons.  I can only see this Darce coming back if Lauren is back here as my Steve, and that likely won't because she just doesn't have time, bless her. I love all my followers abd blogger babies, but it really upsets me, coming here now. Darcy out

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[brokendowndarcy]

//Hey guys. I'm just gonna tell you all this straight because well.

I've lost my muse for this Darcy blog. I don't know where she went. She just... Left. And I miss her. I miss her a lot.  I don't think things have been the same since Lauryn left and I really really miss her Steve. She's the reason I started RPing on tumblr and any Steve who is not her really isn't the same. I've been really busy at the moment and my other Darcy's have been so much more easy to work with because people actually talk to them. There isn't much point me sitting here if none of you will talk to me on this blog. That's what ask blogs are for. It's also really pissed me off that I get back here and the new Steve in the group is willing to just drop the ship. That basically made my Darcy want to curl up and die, and probably why she won't come back out to speak to any one again. Me and Lauryn spent so long setting that ship up that it makes me so sad that it would just get thrown away like that.

So yeah, I'm really not sure whether to keep this blog. And none of my followers will likely even reply to this. But thanks any way. 

[cawcawbirdboy-deactivated201301]

Being a hawk isn't so great.

I just realized I won’t be able to eat candy… I won’t be able to eat candy on Halloween.

The world hates me.

[brokendowndarcy]

You think the world hates you? I grew a dick for Halloween. Just like magic. Poof. And there it was.  

[cawcawbirdboy-deactivated201301]

I’d much rather have a pair of breasts, or you know, another dick than have a beak and talons.

I’ve lost count at the amount of people who have cooed or fed me crackers.

[brokendowndarcy]

You’d rather have two dicks than be able to fly? Oh, I’m seeing a whole new side to you Barton. It’s kinda weird.  

[cawcawbirdboy-deactivated201301]

Well, no. The flying part is great, brilliant in fact, but the all the rest of the sides to being a hawk aren’t as great as flying.

Having to toddle or bounce everywhere for example.

[brokendowndarcy]

Awww, honey. 

Maybe I can carry you around in a handbag. You know, like Paris Hilton and her chihuahuas.  

And you haven't heard the worst part yet. This morning when I woke up I went to the mirror to look at myself. Then I cried. Then I realised "Shit. I'm cursed with being one sexy ass motherfucker." and stood there staring at myself for about half an hour.

It's bad that I'm attracted to myself, isn't it?

[cawcawbirdboy-deactivated201301]

Being a hawk isn't so great.

I just realized I won’t be able to eat candy… I won’t be able to eat candy on Halloween.

The world hates me.

[brokendowndarcy]

You think the world hates you? I grew a dick for Halloween. Just like magic. Poof. And there it was.  

[cawcawbirdboy-deactivated201301]

I’d much rather have a pair of breasts, or you know, another dick than have a beak and talons.

I’ve lost count at the amount of people who have cooed or fed me crackers.

[brokendowndarcy]

You'd rather have two dicks than be able to fly? Oh, I'm seeing a whole new side to you Barton. It's kinda weird.  

[brokendowndarcy]

Man Darcy is bored Darcy.

Come talk to me... Please? Also, I think we should give Manly Me a name.

Oh come on, he's pretty, I think he deserves one.

[cawcawbirdboy-deactivated201301]

Being a hawk isn't so great.

I just realized I won’t be able to eat candy… I won’t be able to eat candy on Halloween.

The world hates me.

[brokendowndarcy]

You think the world hates you? I grew a dick for Halloween. Just like magic. Poof. And there it was.  

[brokendowndarcy]

spookynebula said: No do the same thing it will be funny!

I really don't think Sexy Link from Zelda is gonna work out with these legs and lack of boobs.

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Gif collecting woop - As per usual, none of these are mine, if they’re yours and you don’t want ‘em to be here or want credit then kick my butt.

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[brokendowndarcy]

spookynebula said: It’s all so funny

Mhm. I'm like this for two whole days. Really gonna have to re-think my Halloween costume. 

[questioncap]

No, I want to. You’re starting to look quite attractive actually.

[brokendowndarcy]

Even with this fuzz on my face?

[questioncap]

I’ve got it too, so I wont feel a thing when I kiss ya.

[brokendowndarcy]

If you say so. Hit me with your best shot, Captain.

[brokendowndarcy]

you're a man, Loki is stoned....

Yeah. I know right.But he looks like he's having fun with other me.More power to him, right?

[brokendowndarcy]

Yeah, I can see how it’d be a little… Awkward.

It just makes me a little sad, is all.  

[questioncap]

I dont want to make you sad Darce..but hey, if you really want me to kiss you I will. If it makes you happy.

[brokendowndarcy]

It would cheer me up considerably, actually.  

[questioncap]

I’ll try my best. Just for you darlin.

[brokendowndarcy]

You don’t have to if you don’t wanna.  

[questioncap]

No, I want to. You’re starting to look quite attractive actually.

[brokendowndarcy]

Even with this fuzz on my face?

[brokendowndarcy]

Yeah, I can see how it’d be a little… Awkward.

It just makes me a little sad, is all.  

[questioncap]

I dont want to make you sad Darce..but hey, if you really want me to kiss you I will. If it makes you happy.

[brokendowndarcy]

It would cheer me up considerably, actually.  

[questioncap]

I’ll try my best. Just for you darlin.

[brokendowndarcy]

You don't have to if you don't wanna.  

[brokendowndarcy]

TOPLESS TUESDAY

Bask in my glory, peasants.

[brokendowndarcy]

questionromanova said: …*eyes Darcy* Well, Hello. 

NATASHA THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. GO GET STEVE. THIS BODY GOT OLDER IN THE LAST MONTH AND IT GREW FACE HAIR AND I’M SCARED.

JUST LOOK AT ME I MAY AS WELL BE A WEREWOLF.

[sparrowsparadise]

But.. Darcy. You’re fucking hot. Like.. smokin’. Dear god.. This is like porn, but better.. *sighs* God.. Damn.. Just.. Wow.. So sexy. *grins*

[brokendowndarcy]

Wait. Sexy, huh?

What about that right there, huh?

So the face hair is a good thing? 

[sparrowsparadise]

Sugarpie, you’re sexy even without the face hair. The face hair, is a bonus. Just.. Damn.. If you were shirtless, I’d start walking away from you, because my body can only handle so much porn at once.

[brokendowndarcy]

Oh oopsies, look at that.

But yeah. Walk. Away.  

[sparrowsparadise]

…*drools* Well fuck me. It’s even better shirtless.

…

I want some.

[brokendowndarcy]

I know I may be attractive.

But I am Steve’s. Even though he doesn’t want me when I’m like this. Which I think is a little disappointing. But still.  

[questioncap]

I still want you when you’re like that Darcy. It’s just a bit more awkward when I try to show affection.

[brokendowndarcy]

Yeah, I can see how it’d be a little… Awkward.

It just makes me a little sad, is all.  

[questioncap]

I dont want to make you sad Darce..but hey, if you really want me to kiss you I will. If it makes you happy.

[brokendowndarcy]

It would cheer me up considerably, actually.  

[brokendowndarcy]

questionromanova said: …*eyes Darcy* Well, Hello. 

NATASHA THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. GO GET STEVE. THIS BODY GOT OLDER IN THE LAST MONTH AND IT GREW FACE HAIR AND I’M SCARED.

JUST LOOK AT ME I MAY AS WELL BE A WEREWOLF.

[sparrowsparadise]

But.. Darcy. You’re fucking hot. Like.. smokin’. Dear god.. This is like porn, but better.. *sighs* God.. Damn.. Just.. Wow.. So sexy. *grins*

[brokendowndarcy]

Wait. Sexy, huh?

What about that right there, huh?

So the face hair is a good thing? 

[sparrowsparadise]

Sugarpie, you’re sexy even without the face hair. The face hair, is a bonus. Just.. Damn.. If you were shirtless, I’d start walking away from you, because my body can only handle so much porn at once.

[brokendowndarcy]

Oh oopsies, look at that.

But yeah. Walk. Away.  

[sparrowsparadise]

…*drools* Well fuck me. It’s even better shirtless.

…

I want some.

[brokendowndarcy]

I know I may be attractive.

But I am Steve’s. Even though he doesn’t want me when I’m like this. Which I think is a little disappointing. But still.  

[questioncap]

I still want you when you’re like that Darcy. It’s just a bit more awkward when I try to show affection.

[brokendowndarcy]

Yeah, I can see how it'd be a little... Awkward.

It just makes me a little sad, is all.