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gglilyallin-deactivated20250618

this image is slaughtering me

persistent-wallflower

Jennifer Slopez once she gets past that gate

valtsv

“that sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism

enki2

adeles

#when someone asks me how life’s going

saintdollyparton

It’s like Natasha Bedingfield said… release your inner bitches or whatever.

shubbabang

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

capnsoapy

fun fact if your breasts¹ are somewhere between a 36C-36D² then they weight³ about the same as your brain⁴

if you're above a D-cup⁵ you've probably got more boob than brain⁶

1. Both breasts combined. 2. UK and US bras are the same at this cup size. 3. Sourced from this blog post; a different source was found but excluded as it didn't account for band size. If you have a better referenced source let me know. 4. An adult human brain weighs ~1.3kg (2.8lb). 5. A 36D cup, or sister size (40B, 38C, 34E, 32F, etc) 6. Both breasts combined. A single 36G/H cup breast is about brain-sized.

strictlyquadrilateral

#I like that this post has more footnotes than post (via @bonnie-bug)

capnsoapy

#it’s a bit Pratchett-esque

everyone else leave me alone unless you're going to be this nice to me

toastbutteregg

33-81

transfemininomenon

never gonna be fully happy in life knowing i’ll never be able to stretch like a cat

transfemininomenon

being able to do this would fix my back permanently

poetry-protest-pornography

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]