[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[relelvance]

Want cranberry juice

[relelvance]

Fuck blue lives

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

Me waking up vs my first coherent thought of the day

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[askdrpig]

there’s room for one pink doctor fuck in this town and it’s me.

[askdrkirby-deactivated20180512]

as for you, doctor porker

i diagnose you with dead

[askdrpig]

Try me.

[striders]

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

[girl-in-the-hitops]

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

[station-deactivated20200712]

http://station.tumblr.com/

[fatcatartru]

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[valynnetine]

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

[racingbarakarts]

My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa”

so I said “what?”

And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate”

[racingbarakarts]

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”

[dojacat]

[johnemulaney]

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HE HAS ARRIVED

[dankmemeuniversity]

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

[omega3]

How yall been

[gemini]

Mind your own fucking business

[catchymemes]

Shopping for a high chair.

[postreq]

[dawnvolta]