HaikyuuIncorrectQuotes

[brokutokubro14]

Kuroo: Hey Kenma, you good back there…?

Kenma: Yeah?

Kuroo: Oh okay I didn’t know if you were creating mass destruction or something like that

Kenma: I didn’t say I wasn’t

Kuroo: Kenma-

[brokutokubro14]

Kags: Like my choice in fine wine?

Daichi: I don’t think there’s any wine in that glass

Kags Internally: Shit he’s catching onto our scheme *sips milk*

[brokutokubro14]

Asahi: Why is Daichi crying…?

Suga: He told a dad joke… naturally

Tanaka: We have the best dad mug on standby

[brokutokubro14]

Hinata: Is someone playing piano?

Daichi: Suga’s been learning to play

Suga: *playing Beethoven*

Daichi: He’s really good-

Suga: *starts rickrolling*

Daichi: . . .

[brokutokubro14]

Bird: *hits window*

Kageyama: Hah idio-

Kageyama: *bangs into door*

[brokutokubro14]

Hey you guys! I’m glad to say we’ve hit 100 followers!! Thanks for the support!

[brokutokubro14]

Kuroo: Kenma

Kenma: *ignores*

Kuroo: Lev ate your apple pie

Kenma: *puts down game*

Kenma: I’ll slit his torso open and hang his intestines from the ceiling like tinsel

[brokutokubro14]

Bokuto: I have the weed of the sea

Akaashi: You mean seaweed...?

Kuroo: Dang that’s what the fish have been smokin?

Tsukki: Why do I hang out with you guys...?

[brokutokubro14]

Suga: Everyone...

Suga: I’m about to ascend

Yaku: What?

Akaashi: Did Bokuto steal Hinata again...?

Suga: *near tears holding a #1 mom sweater*

Semi: ...The team got you that didn’t they...?

Suga: *nods and starts crying*

Happy Mother’s Day to all the great moms out there!

[brokutokubro14]

Bokuto: Bro is that an IPhone box?? Did you get a new phone?

Kuroo: A new phone? Wait...WAIT-

Bokuto: That’s sick let’s see- *opens box to find tons of pictures of Kenma in a cat maid outfit*

Bokuto: ...

Kuroo: *slowly closes box* Shhhh

[brokutokubro14]

Kuroo: Do you think if I put catnip under my collar Kenma will be more attracted to me?

Bokuto: Bro that’s fucking genius

Akaashi: Don’t do that

Akaashi: He’ll gouge your eyes out

[brokutokubro14]

Yaku, holding a tiki torch: We could have a sacrifice

Kuroo: Uh how about let’s not do that-

Yaku: Lev will do just fine

Kai: Yaku no

[celestialxplanet]

I invite you to try this incorrect quote generator I found on a reblog!

I am not lying when I say—I spent almost half an hour playing this and just laughing at every single thing— 😅

You just have to place the name of any character/person you want, your own too if you like, and select the amount of names you wrote! And just generate as many times as you would like~ 😊

Tagging @dazaicafe @elektrosonix @tsukishumai @kelsuuki @kobunnie @tender-rosiey and any other person that sees this can also try! (ㆁωㆁ)

These are my top three favs. Each made me laugh a different way, and I feel like people would also find this hilarious~ ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

Then these are also very funny to me. I still feel sad that people can't see the 14 other ones I have that are all really funny— ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

[whorefordazai]

AHH THIS WAS AMAZING !! thanks for the tag <33

tagging: @f4ncyhat @the-wholesome-ranpo @dazais-belladona @alohablue @softdazais @smadhuman @coveringthebiconissue @slashingsaplins @bsdwhore @dreamkidddream @arminslovebot @qsakubub + any one else !!

[sugurus-princess-deactivated202]

Thanks for tag @whorefordazai and @dinosaurtsukki!

Tagging: @jjk-anime-horray @delusivist @dazais-belladona @maybe-alistair @tsukkisshortcake + anyone who wants to!

[tsukkisshortcake-deactivated202]

These are my favorites, this generator has me dead 💀

Tagging- @brokutokubro14 @ereeen-jeaageeer @haqtingz @sugawaraxspice +anyone who wants to!! It's so fun and silly!!!!

[mngrsh-deactivated20251214]

this is dumb...*proceeds to do another one* 

tagging any on who wants to :>

[brokutokubro14]

This is...this is too powerful Tagging- @big-regret and anyone else who wants to <3

[brokutokubro14]

*Driver rolls down window*

Daichi: Do you know how fast you were going?

Suga: Babe what a coincidence!

Daichi: ...You need to stop doing this

[brokutokubro14]

Hinata: It’s like “whoosh”!

Kageyama: No it was like “bam”!

Hinata: WHOOSH!!

Kageyama: BAM!!!

Noya: YEET!

Noya: Wait what were we talking about?

[brokutokubro14]

Bokuto: So you hate Daishou but would NOT throw hands right there?

Kuroo: Yeah it’s kinda like how when you get a bunch of gas and have it compress, it will make a star but instead of gas it’s pure rage and humiliation and instead of a sun you get a burning white core of hatred

Oikawa: ..How poetic

[brokutokubro14]

Oikawa: 𝙄𝙬𝙖-𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙖𝙖𝙖𝙣~

Mattsun: There’s that noise again! Do you hear it?

Iwaizumi: Nope

Makki: You should get that fixed

Iwaizumi: Or we can just eject the backseat

Oikawa: ಠ ╭╮ ಠ