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Hayden / He&Him / 23 / NC / office stoog and resident Sitcom Expert

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

[wildflower182]

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

[ericrmalice-deactivated20240323]

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

[1-800-horrorfilms]

[cealvan]

Op is saying that liking Taylor for being QUEER or Lgbtqia+ is not a bad thing, but to also know she is not the only one.

He did not call anyone in the original post lesbian bi or pan.

He did call two people NB

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

you have to be fucking with me there's no way

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#Op you gonna have to make a graph

on it:

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#I think it’s so funny I got that damn Taylor swift ad underneath this#anyways this is reminding me of that makeup post from way back when#where someone was saying no makeup is a valid way to wear your face and everyone kept insisting that you only need like….4 products

yeah that was also my post

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[secondlina]

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

[twilightown]

Getting married two weeks from Saturday and budgeting makes me anxioussssssss

[natashowlet]

batboys lock screens? if not that’s okay!! just wondering <333 hope you have a lovely day/night

Hope u like , and have a great day/night too!! 💕💕

please like or reblog if u save <3

[whitepeopletwitter]

[accidental-muse]

please reblog this version to include this well-researched link.

[catchymemes]

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

This should have all the notes

[jenroses]

I mean, exactly this.

[bronito-brossolini]

Figuring out Meld commands in Birth By Sleep Be like

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Spooky Scary Skeletons (The Living Tombstone Remix)” with every other beat removed

(this is a repost because the original post broke)

[doctor-sharpe]

​im extremely high right now and, despite having heard this many times, lost my absolute SHIT when the beat dropped.

[eva-420]

[eva-420]

please stop reblogging this post

[twlboaj]

gno

[bronito-brossolini]

[bronito-brossolini]

Figuring out Meld commands in Birth By Sleep Be like

[coolyo294]

[bunniope]

[charlesoberonn]

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.

[memory-thought]

I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.

[charlesoberonn]

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.

This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.

[notaboyscout]

it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.

[charlesoberonn]

[queen-of-dirt]

y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

[charlesoberonn]

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.

[charlesoberonn]

I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.

[morphimus]

American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.

Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.

Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.

Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.

Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.

Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.

Read this article.

https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality

Then watch this video.

[the-pump-king-deactivated202206]

Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?

[ryderdai]

It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

[sew-birb]

This always bugged me when people in American TV punch holes in walls, too. If you punched one of the walls in the UK you would break your hand, even if it’s just an internal wall.

[bronito-brossolini]

yeah so that's Rampage Jackson former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion of the world, and this season of ultimate fighter was Rampage in his prime, that man is actually freakishly strong

[jennamorbles]

Kermit looks horrified and its even funnier when you realize Bunny and her giant mouth is walking by in the background lsdkfjsk.

[twilightown]

I really think Jesse McCartney is on the Masked Singer y’all............

[twilightown]

[bronito-brossolini]

legit her during the episodes yelling at me the connections shes made

[twilightown]

The Lumineers are in town, we never have big names, I would’ve LOVED to go but alas I couldn’t find tickets below $150 and @bronito-brossolini (the one person I could’ve gone with) had to work till showtime lol

[bronito-brossolini]

that's because the orange peel is a dumpster fire of a venue

[bronito-brossolini]

Wanting to learn the ways of art so I can draw the characters I write, had a guest teacher today