Councillor Bronte

[bronte-the-inflictor]

Hello. I decided to hop on this ‘tumblr’ thing I have heard many people talk about.

You can ask me questions as your Councilor, but I cannot be sure I will answer, as there is a lot going on currently in the Lost Cities

Adults:

Mr. Forkle: norwegian-trickster-god

Livvy SONDEN- @the-psychic-physician

Squall/ Juline Dizznee- @the-prettiest-ice-cube

Edaline RUEWEN- @edaline--ruwen

Alden VACKER- @alden-dendrick-vacker

Quinlin SONDEN- @quinlin-

Elwin HESLEGE- @elwin-h3slege @elwin-at-your-service

Kesler Dizznee- @keslerdizznee

Children

Sophie Foster: @therealsophieelizabethfoster

Fitz Vacker- @fitz-avery-vacker

Keefe Sencen: @keefe--sencen

Tam Song:@tam-shade-song, @tam-song-the-shade

Biana Vacker- @sparkles-make-anything-better

Linh Song- @linh--song

Dex Dizznee - @dex-the-smart-one

Rex Dizznee - @rex-dizzneeeeeeee

Lex Dizznee - @lexicle-the-third

Bex Dizznee - @bexisthecoolest

Maruca Chebota - @the-only-maruca-chebota

Wylie Endal- @flasher-boi-endal

Amy Foster - @amy-rose-foster

Stina Heks - @im-just-cooler

Marella Redek- @shut-up-i-will-burn-you

Jensi Babblos- @jensi-babbles-lots

My boo:

Fintan Pyren - @fintan-pyren

Neverseen:

Lady Gisela Sencen - @lady-gisela

Vespera Folend: @vespera-neci-folend

Ruy Ignis: @ruy-tonio-ignis

Alvar Vacker - @alvar-not-vacker

Ex Neverseen:

Rayni Aria- @your-black-cloaked-bestie

Councillor

Councillor Oralie - @oralie-pretty-in-pink Councillor Terik - @terik-the-councillor

People from other species:

Sandor - @igowhereyougo

Ro - @hunkyhairs-backup

Calla - @callas-panakes-tree

Animals:

Silveny - @therarestprattlespin

Iggy - @the-official-iggy-the-imp -

Organizations:

Black Swan official acc @black-swan-official

Nerverseen - @neverseen-official

Foxfire - @foxfire-official

The Sanctuary - @sanctuary-official

The matchmaking office -@thematchmakingoffice

Exillium - @exillium

ooc: Hi!!! I’m Benji, and my ooc blog is @just-a-musical-nerdy-guy

[fintan-pyren]

Canon Alden is such a silly guy <3 he's 100% the type to let young Biana put makeup on him, but he'd rope in some of his Nobility friends too. He'd have some of the Councillors over for lunch, or something, and little Biana would come in and ask to do his makeup, and he'd go along with it, but at the end, he'd pull a "Don't you think Councillor Kenric deserves to be pretty too, Biana?" and watch as his little daughter puts lipstick on one of the most important people in the elvin world.

[omegafett99]

Biana looks around, her eyes land on Bronte, witnesses say he looked, AND sounded like a banshee running out of the Vacker residence

[fintan-pyren]

Bronte is so grumpy all the time. I think he'd really benefit from getting to be pretty.

[bronte-the-inflictor]

I’m not grumpy. I just don’t need makeup put on me by a small child.

[brontekotlcyan-deactivated20260]

Bronte, making coffee: This will fix everything!

[bronte-the-inflictor]

But it does fix everything!

[fintan-pyren]

hey do you think that the council has hydrokinetics, frosters and gusters (+pyrokinetics) creating tropical storms in the Bermuda triangle just to keep humans out of Mysterium?

Yeah, it takes up a huge amount of the Council's budget, and most elves are kind of pissed about it, but nobody's volunteered to take responsibility for hiding Mysterium, so they kinda just keep doing it

[bronte-the-inflictor]

PLEASE. SOMEONE THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE!

[thefoxysnake]

Got out of my artblock!!

[bronte-the-inflictor]

Hey, I like some of my coworkers.

I like…

*disappears*

[brontekotlcyan-deactivated20260]

Bronte when

[bronte-the-inflictor]

Rude!

[fintan-pyren]

hi hello still waiting on the explanation of why Bronte thinks he knows Fintan so well that he can guess which password will be instinctive to his mind

like hello????? Ms Messenger???? elaborate on their long history for us please????

[fintan-pyren]

not "my former coworker is really bad about reusing his passwords", but "I have such a long history with this person that I intimately understand the inner workings of his mind and know how he thinks, how he feels, his instincts"

[crescentpaws]

homosexuality

[famousinfamous]

very homosexuality

[the-official-matchmaking-office]

one might even say

extremely homosexuality

[bronte-the-inflictor]

Guys - I can explain -

*dashes away*

[fintan-pyren]

What is your opinion on Counselor Bronte? (I keep wanting to call him Brontesaurus for some reason)

smash

(that feels like something Kenric would've called him—they'd be on an Important Councillor Mission together, maybe going to the Sanctuary to inspect the alicorn enclosure, and Bronte would be doing his best to act serious and dignified in front of the Sanctuary workers, but Kenric would throw his arm around his shoulders and call him Councillor Brontesaurus, and laugh as Jurek failed to suppress his snickers and Bronte glowered at them both)

(anyone else kinda miss Kenric?)

[bronte-the-inflictor]

I do. It’s all your fault, but I still love you. Just come back to me my little flame.

❤️🔥

[crescentpaws]

Fintan's body temperature is naturally higher than other elves (all pyrokinetics are like this) so therefore, for better or for worse, he gives really good hugs

i’d say he gives WARM hugs, not necessarily GOOD ones (he probably hasn’t hugged someone in like a thousand years 💀 he probably forgot how to. it would be the most awkward embrace you’ve ever seen)

ahem. also using this as an excuse to drop more pyrokinesis thoughts that i have written in my notes app:

- if pyrokinetics generate a much higher amount of body heat than the average elf would everyone else feel slightly colder to them?? (since i guess it’s technically canon that pyrokinetics feel feverish to the touch so it would make sense wouldn’t it)

- ^^ touching a pyrokinetic’s forehead like “aww you have a fever :(“ no! they are just always warm. the way you can tell if a pyrokinetic has a fever is if their forehead literally burns your hand when you touch it (ouch)

- i feel like it would also be logical to assume that since they can draw heat from someone’s body and use the heat to burn said person (shoutout fintan book 2 memory break scene), they’d also just naturally be able to sense if a person’s body temperature was rising since they’re so acutely aware of all the heat around them (not saying they could also be used for lie detector tests if an empath wasn’t available but that’s exactly what i’m saying)

- which then leads me to wonder… if they can draw body heat from someone then surely they’d be able to manipulate it in other ways without burning them right? like forget body temperature regulation skills, just have a pyrokinetic hold your hand if you’re cold and boom they’ll make your whole body warm (not just your hand)

- they could probably also manipulate heat particles in the air without sparking them into flames so like they could make a room warmer or something

ok that’s all thanks for reading

[your-g-u-i-d-e-to-the-other-side]

yeah but when he hugs bronte it just works

[crescentpaws]

i already think about them 24/7 why would you do this to me

[bronte-the-inflictor]

@fintan-pyren why don’t you on me anymore?

[slozhnos]

it’s okay smiling bronte can’t hurt you

smiling bronte:

[myfairkatiecat]

WHAT AM I WITNESSING

[bronte-the-inflictor]

That’s just me!

I smile frequently. I don’t know why people think I don’t smile.

[myfairkatiecat]

Possibly because when Sophie inflicted happiness on you, it was so physically painful for you to experience positivity that she literally had to stop and let you go back to being serious and angry

[bronte-the-inflictor]

Hey, we don’t talk about that

[slozhnos]

it’s okay smiling bronte can’t hurt you

smiling bronte:

[myfairkatiecat]

WHAT AM I WITNESSING

[bronte-the-inflictor]

That’s just me!

I smile frequently. I don’t know why people think I don’t smile.

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

[bronte-the-inflictor]

No I’m a fictional character

[thoughtlesscat]

I'm convinced Terik just lied about his ability as a joke and now is too deep into it to back out

[bronte-the-inflictor]

@terik-the-councillor???

Is this true?

[fintan-pyren]

Fintan, laying sexily across a couch: “People love to hate me”

Bronte, still petty after the divorce: “me, im people”

Bronte needs to get over everything. Yes, I betrayed him. Yes, I lied to him. Yes, I set fire to one of Eternalia's oldest landmarks, destroyed half the city, and killed his coworker. You can't expect relationships to be 100% perfect 100% of the time.

[bronte-the-inflictor]

I just wanted us to be happy :(

You made my job so hard though.

[therealsophieelizabethfoster]

…..I just ate half a pound of mallow melt while listening to Taylor swift and drinking a whole pot of coffee……..I could actually probably defeat the neverseen right now……or die trying

[norwegian-trickster-god]

..Who is Taylor Swift?

[the-only-maruca-chebota]

Does she like... Run really quickly or something? Swiftly?

[therealsophieelizabethfoster]

No but she struts down a stage…..so….

[bronte-the-inflictor]

That looks like the opposite of swift to me. But what does this music sound like? Is it better than dwarvish music?

[fintan-pyren]

While trying to open Fintan's cache, they realize that the passwords are often the name of someone's lover and Bronte has to go through the full list of possibilities, leaving the crew with many unanswered questions.

Bronte: Okay, now try "Dimitar"

Sophie: try—what?

...

Sophie: Okay, "Dimitar" was not the password. What next?

Bronte: uh, "Fallon Vacker"

Fitz: excuse me?

[fintan-pyren]

Sophie: wait, how do you know Fintan this well?

Bronte, turning red: That's not important

Ro, eating popcorn: try "Bronte"

[even-if-in-another-time]

and then bronte ends up being the password

[bronte-the-inflictor]

Don’t call me out like that

[confusedgiantpanda]

Bronte: you’re under arrest

Fintan: why?

Bronte: for stealing my heart

Bronte: also arson, the destruction of public property, and murder

[bronte-the-inflictor]

I love him <3