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"do you think he’s attractive?" the straight male is asked. against his better judgement, he says "yeah, i guess so." suddenly, the police burst in. they seize the man, take away his certificate of heterosexuality, and exile him to wander the realm of the gay forever. if only the man had responded with "how should i know? i’m not into dudes"

lyricdissonance

bunnelby

there’s a 4 and a half hour long documentary about bronie

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randomon

I just had the sassiest pokémon battle ever.

trackalaka

i’m sorry i just had to draw the sass battle

brony-taers

BATTLE OF SASS

cuteosphere

There are many other differences between the two that are not covered by this comic - for example, humour is ultimately controlled (like everything else) by the society we live in, so some things will fall flat as a piece of “dark comedy” because they resonate too closely with society’s discomforts or issues. Nothing exists in a vaccum, and free speech is not an excuse to make people view your artwork is if it does.

Humour isn’t as simple as you’d think! It’s a complex thing and can be difficult to understand, and if you are interested I reccomend researching popular dark comedy movies and series and expanding your knowledge!

Thank you.

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pinkiepony

Wow, you like My Little Pony? Real edgy. That’s different. They should have a special name for someone as edgy as you.

the-unpopular-opinions

TWO OPINIONS, HOLD YOUR SHIT

Hasbro needs to start ceasing and desisting shit from the Brony Community, now.

Look, MLP:FiM is a good show, I can get that, but to literally make porn, pornographic merchandise, and “erotic” fan stories about a little girls cartoon brings the question; Are you people mentally stable?

No. Bronies are not alright. You “people” are making Hasbro look like disgusting people for LETTING THIS SHIT HAPPEN.

Look, I can get you find anthromorphic versions of the character erotic. But the pony itself? How ‘bout no.

Until Brian Goldner can get his head out of his ass and start thinking about doing to right thing for people all together, he needs to put at least a couple hundred grand on permanently deleting and putting a monitoring system and a team to monitor pornographic shit of a little girls cartoon.

You think I’m some troll for making this? Bronies, you dealt with so many trolls, and serious people, you mix both parties up.

Look, you can continue making the good fan art, and the silly little jokes. But the porn and shit needs to go.

Now going to my second opinion about Bronies.

Look. Its 2013. C’mon. Just stop with the drama. You made people from DHX leave because of Equestria Girls. You made probably 30% to probably 40% of your fanbase to quit from all the drama.

And then we have the stupid artists who think they have all the rights in the world to be a pretentious dickbag to everyone and to everything. I’m pointing fingers at one individual, the moderator of “Jerky Hooves" (How original dude), ExtraDan. Now, don’t get me wrong, his art is good… If he was Hot Diggity Demon.

He is a fucking hotDiggityDemon rip off. A FAMOUS RIP OFF! HOW? I will never fucking know.

Remember the whole DWM bullshit? Well he thought the young lady who started the thing and accidentally starting a massive flame war, when she was being followed by three unknown individuals, Dan thought it would be funny to joke about the girl’s life. And his followers fucking agreed with him.

Even if she was faking it, or not, because shit like that happens a lot in America, that does not give you the fucking right to joke about someone’s life. It makes you look like shit, and a make your fans/followers look like piles of bird shit for agreeing with you and laughing at you stupid, and shitty jokes. Yet you’re famous, and people just let it slide like a little boy on Call of Duty dropping the N-Bomb.

And then JitterbugJive and John Joseco, some random fuckbag on Derpibooru (Don’t go unless you want a brain tumor), a lot of artists within the Brony community is a piece of shit.

Same goes for other bronies as well. You are not the “ultimate" or the "perfect" fandom. So stop defending it. And most importantly, stop treating My Little Pony like it’s the holy fucking Messiah, or the second coming of Christ.

So tl;dr. Hasbro need’s to start C&D’ing the porno of the Brony fandom. And the big majority of the Brony fanbase is a pile of bullshit mix with some poison and politics.

So please, if any of you get ass-hurt over this. I will like to direct you to my fucks. If I have any. Or had enough fuck-bills to buy some.

So please, eat a chode, and shut the fuck up.

-Dorcy (I do not have a tumblr.)

jerkyhooves

I was not joking about her life, I was joking about her idea to take Molestia down, that once when I was talking about her life, it was referring to her one single post about her being asked by bronies, and I was not talking about that post, I was talking about people’s reactions to her post, to the things she didnt even wrote.

And as many times I mentioned that “rape is not a joke, her argument to take a blog down is the real joke”.

I do not support rape, and I do not try whoever is trying to stop it.

But when it comes to a nosense I just have to fight back.

And I was not even joking with my opinions.

So get over it and stop giving me a bad name.

The only butthurt is you are.

And boy, this blog started as a mov character, and took a different direction in the begining of 2013, and thats also why I canceled DERP.MOV, I developed my own style and my own concepts while being here, but yeah, I started as a rip off and I must admit It was a wrong step for me to start a blog or any other thing.

Peace.

mylittleponyautismarchives

MLPAB Mod: Not really Dan. I would like to object, but I was late on all the drama, but I have a blog that reblogged the said post(s) from you that would say otherwise. Firstly, yes, you were joking about the DWM thing, but you did in fact, joked about her life.

http://theshitbroniesdo.tumblr.com/post/63571852064/casualprivatepinkie-extradan-sonofdos You can look at the blogs after Dan reblogged the post.

extradan

"Oh wow she walked outside and she met a brony? even a couple of them?

Wow thats some story to believe,

People who dont support DWM 2013 are mean >:C”

p.,s I met Obama and England’s queen while I was riding my bus yesterday. “

I wrote it because I did not believe you can find bronies that easily on street, and in a couple.

But lets say I can believe it can happens sometimes, well not in my country.

But I definitely was not laughing about her LIFE, she just tried to describe the random bronies she met as scary and mean people, just to cause more drama. I should have come with another comment, my comment was just retarded, but I definitely wasnt laughing about her life.

I already knew her from the start, and I knew that she hates the whole fandom and she doesnt really care about the rape victims, I kinda felt like she is trying to give a bad name for our entire fandom.

"Asking people on the street something that relevant to them and be like 6 feet tall? totally unacceptable~!!!"

That was replying to her followers’s reactions, like “omg how dare they harass you!”

Hell, I was making a joke of how people started to panic for something she did not wrote.

PinkiePony said that a couple of bronies met her and started asking her questions, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

She did not mentioned that they were bothering her a lot, or harassing her.

I do not laugh at no body’s life.

lucariwhoa-deactivated20181218

Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. I didn’t want to write another angry bullshit text post today because I’m in a good mood, but you’ve ruined it.

"HURR DURR SHE MADE BRONIES SCARY JUST AND ONLY JUST FOR ATTENTION" is a BULLSHIT fucking criticism. I think you made Ditzy Doo into a shitty aggressive character just for the attention too so obviously you have no right to criticize her even if she was exaggerating their appearance. She has every right to be fucking concerned when she’s speaking her mind and suddenly these two tall motherfuckers follow her into the bra section of the store and fucking watch her take a bra from the rack. Motherfucker, if that was me I’d do the same damn thing.

One more thing; she was getting a TON of death threats from anonymous bronies because she was speaking out against rape culture in the fandom. After getting these death threats, OF COURSE SHE’S GOING TO ASSUME THE WORST. If I sent you HUNDREDS of death threats in a week, I’m VERY sure you’d at least be watching your fucking back.

And one last and final thing: She really does care about rape victims. She donated money to RAINN before she was going to put up the Zazzle store for the DWM shirts. She was only going to pocket a VERY SMALL amount of the money - POCKET CHANGE - and everything else would go to Zazzle and RAINN. Yet she had to close down the store because she was taking a little teeny piece of the profits. NOW RAINN ISN’T GETTING ANY MONEY FROM THOSE SHIRTS. Sure, people can donate to RAINN themselves, but other people may need incentive to donate, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Not to mention that the shirts could open up a discussion on rape culture, which is a discussion that urgently needs to take place.

Pinkie may or may not agree with me on these opinions, because this is coming off the top of my head. If you wanna argue about shit, argue to me and don’t judge Pinkie’s character from what I’m saying. In any case, my opinion is that you’re pathetic, apathetic, and ignorant. Put yourself in her shoes - and I don’t mean you yourself. Try to imagine what she experienced as a shy, slender young girl that has been abused by boys in the past who had just finished looking at hundreds upon hundreds of death threats in her tumblr inbox.

basically, fuck you. you don’t know what you’re talking about.

jayisbutts

sometimes, in a time of great trouble, i look to the brony fandom to help guide me

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dragondicks

some-asshole-with-a-pony-icon-d

oh great, even more misinformation, thank you dragondicks i always knew you couldn’t be trusted.

dragondicks

I literally just took a screenshot of tumblr what is your problem lmfao

"you’re so untrustworthy, showing people stuff that has actually happened"

some-asshole-with-a-pony-icon-d

yeah! you show stuff that actually happened but you give it 0 context! thanks for saying lfmao you totally made yourself look intelligent with that.

like, what’s with the tags? what’s with the blog’s name? you’re just using it and what i said to make bronies look bad because of your infinity inability to stand them and the best part is that more than 6000 idiots actually fell for it! so congratulations, you just made us look a little worse again!

dragondicks

0 context? what context could possibly make this post good or acceptable

some-asshole-with-a-pony-icon-d

excuse me but, when did i said anything about it being good or acceptable? i was saying that you used ONE POST made in a COMPLETELY UNPOPULAR BLOG THAT FISHES FOR NOTES TAGGING EVERYTHING WITH THE MLP TAGS and in top of that you’re blatantly using it to make bronies look like misogynists.

but yeah, i already congratulated you for making another 0.001% of the internet hate us.

dragondicks

I am amazed that you think me taking a photo of a brony being a misogynist is me “using something to make people think bronies are misogynists”. If I take a photo of a dog eating dog food, am I fabricating a conspiracy that dogs eat dog food? Or am I takin a fuckin picture of a thing that happens.

some-asshole-with-a-pony-icon-d

oooh, is that so? then please explain to me, what where you trying to achieve when you posted this? was it something among the lines of “look at this brony and laugh”? it kind of looks that way.

vi-tani-deactivated20161104

Uhm

maybe you’re not aware of this but if someone’s being misogynistic and sexist, I think they deserve to be looked at and laughed because being misogynistic is fucking shitty

does that explain it for you? Or was that too complicated for you?

some-asshole-with-a-pony-icon-d

i was actually respecting you until the last line, you fucked up there but let’s see the facts.

yes, i am fucking aware that being misogynist is A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, EVERYONE IN THIS PLANET WAS BORN FROM A WOMAN I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE’S SUCH IDIOTS OUT THERE HATING ON WOMANS LIKE HOW FUCKING HYPOCRITE DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO DO THAT?!

and yet i am called a misogynists, why? because i am a brony, what does being a brony do with misogyny? this post and plenty more out there telling people to call us misogynists.

i don’t know if you’re aware of this but a looooot of people seems to think that brony is a synonymous of misogynist.

does that explains it properly? of should i make you a draw?

vi-tani-deactivated20161104

WELL SON no I don’t think you’re a misogynist because you’re a brony, but you seem to be having trouble accepting that some bronies are indeed piles of shit! In fact, there is quite a lot of bronies who are misogynistic! So maybe you’re not! But if you’re not, why are you wasting your energy defending the fact that you’re not and the fact that “Not all bronies are like that!!”, instead of helping us clear up that nasty image you’re so dissatisfied with? If it bothers you that much, why don’t you do shit to STOP misogyny in this fandom, instead of shitting all over the people it’s hurting the most?

Hm?

bexism

the fandoms of tumblr | be brave

bexism

There’s a range of things to pull from this: be brave in the face of death, be brave for other people, be brave enough to go for someone you love, be brave enough to sacrifice yourself, be brave after loss, be brave in the face of your enemies, be brave in social situations, be brave of your abilities. Just be brave.

[Edited by me and my sister. We put as many fandoms in as we could manage.]