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This is my kind of complaint
Kinda Desperate ~
Okay~ its that time of the forever again where I am in dire need. and I hate asking because i know we are all poor but I hope beyond hope. I have bills soon, like. really soon. like Iâm having an anxiety attack thinking about it soon. and thanks to Brexit, my place of work is dying slowly,  people are being made redundant, we arenât getting any orders and I come in at most once a week to do a job.  on top of that Iâm dealing with a great many mental health issues  which i donât really want to get into. but I cant pay for my pills. so iâm taking commissions, any and all, even the most smutty nsfw thing you can think I will draw it for you.  and luckily for the  majority of you fine folks the value of the pound is dropping so you are saving money *awkward  laughing*
you can see  some of my work here and a few pieces featured in larger scale here  and here  below are a few more recent image  which are more testers for colouring.
Portraits - ÂŁ50 full body/more than one character/action shots - ÂŁ75 desktop blog backgrounds - ÂŁ100
ALL WORK IS COLOURED UNLESS SPECIFIED OTHERWISE.
 alternatively I have a Patreon  where I will post all my work from now a week before I post it here or anywhere else.  as well as where I will be starting a new comic  idea. you can follow along with concepts and backgrounds~ once I have a fair few Patrons I will also be doing streams on Piczel and maybe twitch  where we can chat and Iâll draw there will be music and party.Â
if you cannot commission or become a Patreon I would be so grateful if you could share this post. reblog it as many times as you can. thank you and I hope you all have a wonderful day. x
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it would be rough. fights and arguments became battles of strength in the bedroom. fighting one another to penetrate the other. nasty words became hard wet kisses. and occasionally Fenris would let Anders win so he could be taken, secretly loving being dominated by the mage and fucked relentlessly, even when he was spent he loved it when the âwarden staminaâ kicked in and Anders would take him again and again. when Fenris had control he would tie Anders up and leave him there to be used as and when he wanted. occasional leaving and coming back usually for an entire day it was all consensual though. every second. they would talk about ready. they would have stashes of lube in the clinic, the mansion even the hanged man when Danarius was killed Anders went to Fenris and loved him slowly.  taking his time and seeing to all of Fenrisâ pleasure.  and mentioned to no one how Fenris had cried into his chest after.after the Templars nearly had caught Anders Fenris went to the Mage. and allowed his lover to lick up and down his markings. and suck is cock,  he took Anders and allowed the mage to draw on the Lyrium for strength. it had been the only time and Fenris never mentioned to anyone how the tingle wasnât painful like he was used to.
â” Sorry not sorry?
it would be strange at the start. the twins would keep it hidden even though technically they weren't twins the were.. well... the same. but they understood one another. they knew. they would know when the other needed to be held or left alone.they would love every second of it. and when the rest of the group found out.. they wouldnât be too surprised.Â
Send me â” and I will describe or post a picture/gif of how I think our muses would have sex
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at first, after Danariusâ change, and once they were together, it would be awkward touches. soft slow sex with Danarius asking if everything he did was ok. once they were more comfortable their love life would become far  more intense and intimate Danarius would kiss Fenris where ever he could and  know exactly what Fenris enjoyed. they are also so insatiable in the lust/love for one another. making love behind drapes at public events, purely because they canât keep their hands from one another.  when they start a family they would settle down a little. but the spark would never go away. Danarius will forever feel guilty with how he treated Fenris before the change, a devotes his time to washing away every bad moment and memory and replacing it with a good one.
Harsh words sentence starters || Send one for my museâs reaction
[[SEND âYou donât mean thatâ FOR ME TO PICK ONE FOR MY MUSE TO SAY TO YOURS]]
 "Youâre embarrassing!â âYou act like a fucking child.â  "Sometimes I canât remember why I ever loved you in the first place.â  "What did I tell you about trying to hold my hand in public?â  "I donât want people to know that Iâm dating you!â  "Youâre patheticâŠâ  "You make me sad. Just looking at youâŠâ  "I canât be around you anymore.â  "Youâre not worth it.â  "Youâre nothing. Not to me. Not to anyone.â  "Stop looking at me like thatâŠlike youâre expecting me to care. You should know better by now.â "Youâre useless.â  "Loving you was the most idiotic thing Iâve ever done.â  "Pretending to love you was excruciating.â  "You thought I could really love someone like you?â  "Iâm justâŠgetting tired of you.â  "I have to get out. Youâre ruining my life.â  "I used to dream about you but now youâre the star of my nightmares.â  "Youâre a disappointment.â  "I tried to love you..I really did.â  "Youâll never be anything to me.â  "I wished you realized how much Iâve grown to loathe you.â  "Youâre so ignorant.â  "You look ridiculous!â  "Iâm not going out with you in public looking like that.â  "Every one makes fun of you.â  "You make me look bad.â  "Youâre a waste of time.â "Iâm not yours anymore!â  "Itâs not [her/him]! Itâs anyone! I could love anyone more than I love you.â  "You donât deserve me.â
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Fenris canât deny how utterly attractive  Danarius is in his new, younger form. his eyes arenât so much piercing ice but more steely sky blue. with a gaze that can pick apart and dive right into Fenrisâ very soul.most Mages never bothered with training physically too much but Danarius had been and, now still was a Knight Enchanter. he wielded a flaming sword with finesse and skill Fenris had never seen in the Magister,he never asked or ordered for help in dressing or shaving or his meals. in fact the Magister had all but freed his slaves and Fenris stayed more to keep an Eye on him rather than to serve. he still didnât trust the Magister. after everything he had done after being recaptured and tortured by him. no amount of magic body changing or personality shift would change Fenrisâ mind, he would merely wait for his moment to take out Danarius the moment the Magister showed any signs of weakness. which he didnât. Danariusâ kept mostly to himself reading, writing practising his sword work and heading into the city for meetings, and Fenris followed. getting closer and closer with each year until the buddied up. Danarius teaching Fenris to read. training together. drinking, laughing. alone in a large estate to do as they pleased. then one day they got a little too close, this soft steel eyes gazing at Fenris in a way that made his stomach flip. the Elf wanted to pull away to hate him. but those lips were so soft. softer than he could remember.  his touch was soft too. holding Fenris close but not so tightly so he could pull away. they touched and kissed, each second getting more and more desperate for one another. like a dam was breaking  this was different this was new.  but eventually it was too much. to just kiss and brush up against one another. one day Danarius lifted Fenris onto his desk with strength the Elf wasnât aware the Magister had. he pulled Fenris closer. ravished his neck and rocked his body against him until heat started to build. until they were both gasping  and groaning. when Danarius pulled off his own shirt to reveal a near perfectly sculpted chest and stomach Fenris nearly melted like a maid in the sleazy novels he loved to read.  after that it was all a blur. hot skin, sweat  groans and hot words desperate touches. years of built up tension being released  untill Fenrisâ toes curled and cried out.afterwords Danarius carried him to a bed.  cleaned him, held him, kissed him.Fenris tells himself he stays because someone has to keep and eye on the Magister. that he doesnât care at all for that smile. that he hates those callused hands. he would swear up and down that he doesnât find Danariusâ bed hair funny and charming. he glares when someone brings up how Fenris blushes when Danarius kisses him. Danarius simply laughs and holds Fenris closer whispering words Fenris used to hate âAmatus, youâre perfect. I love youâ now it makes his day just that little bit brighter.Â
I am not at all sorry for the McAvoy spam. saving them for references later. I also feel a constant need to remind everyone that this Danarius I roleplay  is a special snowflake~ being younger and prettier ⊠âŠand doesnt  have that stupid stupid stUPID ASS BEARD, I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IT OFFENDS ME MORE THAN ANYTHING HE HAS EVER DONE. ITS AWFUL. LIKE DUDE YOU ARE A MAGISTER! AN ALTUS. A NOBLE OF TEVINTER AND YOU CANT LOOK PRESENTABLE AT LEAST? WASH YOUR FACE, GET A DECENT NIGHTS SLEEP AND SHAVE THAT BEARD OR AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK MORE STYLISH GOOD GOD MAN! YOU DONâT EVEN HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF. YOU HAVE SLAVES TO DO IT FOR YOU. BUT NO INSTEAD WE GET FECKING ANDROSS FROM STARFOX WALTZING DOWN THE STAIRS. NO WONDER FENRIS RAN FOR THE FECKING HILLS!
ALL IâM SAYING IS A MAGISTER SHOULD TAKE MORE PRIDE IN HIS APPEARANCE! AND AS A PLAYER I WOULD FEAR DANARIUS A HELL OF A LOT MORE IF HE CAME DOWN THOSE STAIRS LOOKING LIKE SOME WELL DRESSED CLEAN CHARMING OLDER GENTLEMAN. FENRIS PAINTS HIM AS A MONSTER SO WE EXPECT A MONSTER. AND WE GET THAT OFFENSIVE BEARDY FACE! IF HE APPEARED THE EXACT OPPOSITE FROM HOW HE IS PAINTED IT WOULD SPIN A  FEW HEADS.  HE COULD SUE HIS CUNNING AND LOOKS AND WIT TO CHARM THE GROUP MAKE FENRIS DOUBT HIMSELF. âŠok ok I am calm now. and now you all know my reasoning for changing Danariusâ appearance.
âwas it that bad?â no, hawke
my favorite modern au is that everyone meets at their community college gsa that Hawke is somehow president of and it all goes horribly
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This card speaks to me on a personal level.
Is this the point I bring this card back?
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Send â for my characterâs wet dream about yours:Â â Performing oral sex.
 âYou know, I dreamt the funniest thing. I was sucking you off, and you just wouldnât stop cumming. Every time I got you off, you would cling to me tight and finish deep down my throat, again and again.â He grinned at Fenris, not at all bothered that they were a few steps away from being overheard by Hawke. âI wonder if I could really make that happen. Though my throat will be killing me by the end, probably.â
âah.. Ahhâ Fenris  gasped for breath, his toes curled in arousal his legs end and wide. Anders was heavy on his chest, the air was thick with arousal and sweat, and it all just added to the dizzying high he felt.Â
his cock twitched. and started to swell but he wasnât ready to finish just yet. a few more minutesâŠ.Â
Anders was more than willing to grant Fenris all the stimulation he needed for another orgasm. He moaned pleasurable around the thick cock, bobbing his head eagerly like it was a treat. Well, it was a treat, wasnât it? If only for the sounds he was pulling from Fenrisâ throat, Anders was enjoying this thoroughly. And his own appreciation showed through clever flicks of his tongue and long, deep suction, letting the elfâs cock slide into his throat to swallow heavily around him as deeply as he could manage with the promise of the swelling knot.
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In a world where the human race is dying out, only âBearersâ and âBreedersâ remain. Theyâre matched into pairs to repopulate the earth; send me ââŹâ to find out how my character would react to being paired up with yours.
âI donât think I could regret failing to cure that disease any more than I already did.â He was ready to just give up. Sit down and stop. But he had a duty to fulfill now, and whoever did the calculations decided he and Fenris made the best chances on a daughter when paired together.
And then it was just to hope the virus wouldâve died down by the time new children were born. The virus that effectively wiped out all women within the span of just one month, airborne and spreading faster than a Blight. There was despair, and despair always brought new creativity.
Anders had been made to use himself as test subject on creating an artificial uterus, after repeated experiments had shown that they could not be made free from a body. They would always get infected straight away - and if not they would shrivel in a very short time. Turned out the virus was unable to pass through a cloaca, so Anders rather simple modification to the male body was able to sustain a uterus, allow impregnation and birth and - luckily for him, being the guinea pig - not be infected.
And now he was here, being told he was to breed with Fenris after creating countless of these Bearers in an attempt to repopulate with females. And he was just so tired already.
Fenris had been pacing back and forth like a caged beast when he noticed Anders shift. he froze for a second and saw the first signs of rising in the other Male.
the elf sighed, and climbed back onto the bed sitting on the edge not so far from Anders but not close enough to touch. when he was sure the other was awake or waking he spoke âYou snoreâŠâ he grumbled
He cringed slightly at the voice, expecting anger from the elf. He had gotten him locked up here, and it was his fault they were supposed to breed here now. But to his surprise, the comment was mild, at worst. âI⊠sorry?â He peeked up without moving much more than his eyes, trying to gauge how serious Fenris was. âNext time give me a push to roll over. I only snore when I sleep well.â
Fenris chuckled âin that case I am glad you slept wellâ  he kept his gaze to the room. forever looking for a way to escape âhow are you feeling?âÂ
âIâve been bad, punish me.â
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