Burr was fucoing uh I don't know was flustered emoji because flabbergasted gyatt yappermilton was uh being bummed by yappers from new York and it like made Hamilton waddle on down (he walked like a penguin because shit was running down his ass) he walk over to burr (his gyatt clapped as he walked in the wind like a fucking horse in the horse movies and he double penatrated burr (two hamiltons( and also king George was fufkint uh fornrite dancing to ducking Taylor swift or some shit I dont know okay anyway so Hamilton was beating his meat onside of burrs bussy burrdusyy lmao and uh shart ran down Hamiltons gyatt and burr was like "bro I'm pregnant" and so then Hamilton got like "what but mpreg" so burr replied "mpreg real shut up you nesting doll hobbgobling spasmoid jacket potato california loves the homeless"
Hamilton sued the constituusional writes for abortion and he wrote on his letters
"2029, hamilton- skibidi.
Listen, my gyatt rizzler accidently explored a man's body in wonderment and an act of Nobel enventurr, please make abortion legal
A.ham" He signed at the bottom of the page, then his lawyer Saul goodman said "abortion bad I'm not ur lawyer these days" and beat up Hamilton
Holy shit burr gave birth
Hamilton was tied, wether it'd be tell Eliza or uh do nothing, and he decided to tell burr that same evening "yo I'm not paying chilld support btw lol" so burr was so mad he said "kill yourself fatty, tong emoji" 😻
While the doctor was cutting the umbilical cord bor was smoking his bong while Hamilton weeped, in the hospital room that frightful evenings with the taste of burrs weed tingling his nostrils, it was now he'd regret his choice of double penatrating burrs burussyhole.
"Burr." Hamilton spoke after a long moment of silence.
Burr pulled his bong from his luscious lime lips "yh"
They gor interrepted by fucking uh idk Thomas ieffrrson and Thomas jerferson kicked the baby out the window "u dick farts mpreg no happen" and then Thomas jefferson drove back to Uranus.
Burr smoked his bong harder lmao and Hamilton was like "this is a big deal stop bring so chill give me bong" Hamilton grabbed burrs uh very big bong and they were fighting over it, the hospital bed rolled away With burr on it and it ran an old ladies cat over (don't ask how it was in the hospital) Hamilton got in a random ass wheelchair and started chasing burrs hospital bed down, burr was extremely high on drugs as he rode his hospital bed so high he didn't realise the fuckint stairs were their, his hospital bed fell down the stares.
Hamilton Could recall hearing burrs bones snap, in a quick moment of shock and confusion, a voice spoke "BRO MY WEED" burr was alive at the very least. Hamilton giggled cutely lol "dude give me bong I want smoke weed also since Thomas effereon aborted our baby" and they smoked weed together then Hamilton hapoened
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