Come 'ere and crack open a beer

Your name is BERNARDO SANCHEZ, Bro for short. You enjoy a SHITLOAD of COOL THINGS, which you won't even bother saying. You also have a DRINKING PROBLEM and a creepy PUPPET FETISH, as your younger brother Dave likes to put it. He doesn't understand that you love CORONA and simply are a puppet enthusiast. But you are basically the COOLEST MOTHER FUCKER EVER. Well... That's what everybody thinks of you anyway. You are actually pretty IMMATURE and NOT VERY BRIGHT, probably because you drink so much. In fact you drink because your ANNOYING FAMILY lives with you. You also are ALWAYS DRUNK, to the extent where you find George Lopez funny, which people easily mistake as you just being IRONIC. It works pretty well for you really. You also have this amazing and RACIALLY INCORRECT PUPPET that you absolutely cannot go anywhere without, you call him SENIOR CAL. ((hahaha what am I even doing? lolol)) ((DON'T ASK GUYS THIS IS JUST ME BEING SILLY WITH MY FRIENDS)) ((main blog is mynameismell ))

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brosanchez started following you

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mage-of-doom:

Er, hii there.

I must be really shit-faced or you really do have grey skin and horns, but whatever.

Sup.

[kidney-thiefves]

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superwomanisdead:

George Lopez “Why You Crying” Part. 3

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This is how you start a fucking party.

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knightoftacos:

brosanchez:

This shit is fucking broken.

((HJKHJGJHGJHBJK))

nope its definitely not broken!

No, it's broken.

Wait.

Why the fuck are your teeth like that, and the retarded getup, seriously what the fuck.

Or am I just really that drunk right now?

[brosanchez-blog]

This shit is fucking broken.

((HJKHJGJHGJHBJK))

[brosanchez-blog]

Sit down, open your ears, and shut the fuck up.

Believe it or not, I wasn't always the coolest fucker you see today.

I used to get my ass kicked all the time.

Then one day after a beat down I saw something at an old as fucking dirt store.

That's where I saw him.

I don't know what it was about him.

But I knew I had to have that little bastard.

So I got him.

didn't think it was my most smartest purchase, but the little dude was pretty cool.

I felt cooler with him.

In fact, I felt like the coolest son of a bitch this side of fucking always.

I even went back to beat los cabrones who beat me up that same day.

Rude.

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knightoftacos:

brosanchez:

knightoftacos:

brosanchez:

knightoftacos:

you didnt pay for classes you shoved me on the roof and threw swords at me

Yeah and I had to pay for so much beer.

I had to dull out the whiny noises you were making.

get

out

Not now.

Not ever.

im gonna

go back to

pink friday

You're probably gonna dance in a dress while you're at it too.

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knightoftacos:

brosanchez:

knightoftacos:

you didnt pay for classes you shoved me on the roof and threw swords at me

Yeah and I had to pay for so much beer.

I had to dull out the whiny noises you were making.

get

out

Not now.

Not ever.

[brosanchez-blog]

Scorpion suckers

are good for when you have a bad hangover.

These are pretty fucking delicious too.

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[brosanchez-blog]

knightoftacos:

you didnt pay for classes you shoved me on the roof and threw swords at me

Yeah and I had to pay for so much beer.

I had to dull out the whiny noises you were making.

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knightoftacos:

brosanchez:

knightoftacos:

brosanchez:

*allows an ungrateful fuck to live in his house

makes said ungrateful fuck pay the bills*

*Pays most of them because I work in fucking construction you whiny joto

you should be grateful I convinced that one store owner to let you work at 13.

hes a fucking hag and he keeps trying to show me his goodies

he says it

just like that

always

oh heeey daaave lemme show you da goodies in da back okayyyyy???

ye ok creeper

okay, so maybe I dropped the ball on that one.

Anyway you're a big boy, or girl, un joto.

Eres un joto, you should know self defense.

otherwise what the fuck were those classes I paid for good for?

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knightoftacos:

brosanchez:

*allows an ungrateful fuck to live in his house

makes said ungrateful fuck pay the bills*

*Pays most of them because I work in fucking construction you whiny joto

you should be grateful I convinced that one store owner to let you work at 13.

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knightoftacos:

brosanchez:

knightoftacos:

brosanchez:

I’ll admit I’m pretty lazy, and drunk and don’t like to walk much.

But I’m still pretty fucking cool.

culo*

*hot as fuck

lazy turd*

*allows an ungrateful fuck to live in his house

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((people shipping davebert and mexidave

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turntabletrickster:

knightoftacos:

wh))

((UFSDJFLAKDFHALKSDF))

((I just laughed so hard my voice cracked mid laughter.

HA))

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knightoftacos:

brosanchez:

I’ll admit I’m pretty lazy, and drunk and don’t like to walk much.

But I’m still pretty fucking cool.

culo*

*hot as fuck

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knightoftacos:

brosanchez:

knightoftacos:

you

are

s p e c i a l

and need to please go back to 1st grade then come back ok

When you’re Mexican there’s no such thing as ‘special’.

Just fucking stupid and lazy, or just fucking amazing.

I’m fucking amazing.

guess which one you are.

nicki minaj

you however are fat stupid and lazy

really

ive seen you try to hobble around the apartment in your drunken stupor

oh

my

g o d

I'll admit I'm pretty lazy, and drunk and don't like to walk much.

But I'm still pretty fucking cool.

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[brosanchez-blog]

knightoftacos:

you

are

s p e c i a l

and need to please go back to 1st grade then come back ok

When you're Mexican there's no such thing as 'special'.

Just fucking stupid and lazy, or just fucking amazing.

I'm fucking amazing.

guess which one you are.