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mage-of-doom:
Er, hii there.
I must be really shit-faced or you really do have grey skin and horns, but whatever.
Sup.
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@brosanchez-blog
brosanchez started following you
mage-of-doom:
Er, hii there.
I must be really shit-faced or you really do have grey skin and horns, but whatever.
Sup.
superwomanisdead:
George Lopez “Why You Crying” Part. 3
This is how you start a fucking party.
knightoftacos:
brosanchez:
This shit is fucking broken.
((HJKHJGJHGJHBJK))
nope its definitely not broken!
No, it's broken.
Wait.
Why the fuck are your teeth like that, and the retarded getup, seriously what the fuck.
Or am I just really that drunk right now?
This shit is fucking broken.
((HJKHJGJHGJHBJK))
Sit down, open your ears, and shut the fuck up.
Believe it or not, I wasn't always the coolest fucker you see today.
I used to get my ass kicked all the time.
Then one day after a beat down I saw something at an old as fucking dirt store.
That's where I saw him.
I don't know what it was about him.
But I knew I had to have that little bastard.
So I got him.
didn't think it was my most smartest purchase, but the little dude was pretty cool.
I felt cooler with him.
In fact, I felt like the coolest son of a bitch this side of fucking always.
I even went back to beat los cabrones who beat me up that same day.
Rude.
knightoftacos:
brosanchez:
knightoftacos:
brosanchez:
knightoftacos:
you didnt pay for classes you shoved me on the roof and threw swords at me
Yeah and I had to pay for so much beer.
I had to dull out the whiny noises you were making.
get
out
Not now.
Not ever.
im gonna
go back to
pink friday
You're probably gonna dance in a dress while you're at it too.
knightoftacos:
brosanchez:
knightoftacos:
you didnt pay for classes you shoved me on the roof and threw swords at me
Yeah and I had to pay for so much beer.
I had to dull out the whiny noises you were making.
get
out
Not now.
Not ever.
Scorpion suckers
are good for when you have a bad hangover.
These are pretty fucking delicious too.
knightoftacos:
you didnt pay for classes you shoved me on the roof and threw swords at me
Yeah and I had to pay for so much beer.
I had to dull out the whiny noises you were making.
knightoftacos:
brosanchez:
knightoftacos:
brosanchez:
*allows an ungrateful fuck to live in his house
makes said ungrateful fuck pay the bills*
*Pays most of them because I work in fucking construction you whiny joto
you should be grateful I convinced that one store owner to let you work at 13.
hes a fucking hag and he keeps trying to show me his goodies
he says it
just like that
always
oh heeey daaave lemme show you da goodies in da back okayyyyy???
ye ok creeper
okay, so maybe I dropped the ball on that one.
Anyway you're a big boy, or girl, un joto.
Eres un joto, you should know self defense.
otherwise what the fuck were those classes I paid for good for?
knightoftacos:
brosanchez:
*allows an ungrateful fuck to live in his house
makes said ungrateful fuck pay the bills*
*Pays most of them because I work in fucking construction you whiny joto
you should be grateful I convinced that one store owner to let you work at 13.
knightoftacos:
brosanchez:
knightoftacos:
brosanchez:
I’ll admit I’m pretty lazy, and drunk and don’t like to walk much.
But I’m still pretty fucking cool.
culo*
*hot as fuck
lazy turd*
*allows an ungrateful fuck to live in his house
((people shipping davebert and mexidave
turntabletrickster:
knightoftacos:
wh))
((UFSDJFLAKDFHALKSDF))
((I just laughed so hard my voice cracked mid laughter.
HA))
knightoftacos:
brosanchez:
I’ll admit I’m pretty lazy, and drunk and don’t like to walk much.
But I’m still pretty fucking cool.
culo*
*hot as fuck
knightoftacos:
brosanchez:
knightoftacos:
you
are
s p e c i a l
and need to please go back to 1st grade then come back ok
When you’re Mexican there’s no such thing as ‘special’.
Just fucking stupid and lazy, or just fucking amazing.
I’m fucking amazing.
guess which one you are.
nicki minaj
you however are fat stupid and lazy
really
ive seen you try to hobble around the apartment in your drunken stupor
oh
my
g o d
I'll admit I'm pretty lazy, and drunk and don't like to walk much.
But I'm still pretty fucking cool.
knightoftacos:
you
are
s p e c i a l
and need to please go back to 1st grade then come back ok
When you're Mexican there's no such thing as 'special'.
Just fucking stupid and lazy, or just fucking amazing.
I'm fucking amazing.
guess which one you are.