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The Phantom Thieves Chat

Akira: Fiiiiine

Akira: I’m sorry I put my dick in Akechi😣

Ann: 🤦‍♀️

Futaba deleted (1) messages

Futaba: Bro wtf he killed my mom

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“Don't worry; sister is still taking very good care of me. She just loves to smack me in the face and tell me I'm worthless!”

—Makoto

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“Whoa. An RV? Camping gear? Are you running from the law again?”

—Sojiro, in strikers

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“Two million dollars?! The only way I can raise that kind of money is by whoring myself to every woman in town!”

~Yu trying to shop for supplies

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Check out my persona 4 incorrect quotes blog;)

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“When you’re growing up, you gotta do illegal shit once in a while, have a bit of fun and maturinate into a better person.”

~Akira

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Akechi: Flirting is part of my heritage.

Morgana: What do you mean?

Shadow Shido: His mother was a slut too.

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Ryuji: What, do you own space? No, Naysa does.

Haru: Naysa?

Akira: Rocket people, perhaps you’ve heard of them?

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“Chicken and bangin, thats nice.”

~Akira

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“These things have a way of working themselves out. I’m gonna let the liquor do the thinking.”

~Akechi, after hearing about the phantom thieves for the first time

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“No, that’s wrong, Sakamoto. But don’t worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.”

~Kawakami

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“Well I’m sorry, but I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die!”

~Akechi @ the phantom thief girls

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“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.”

~Akira

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“Sometimes you gotta treat people wrong to treat yourself right.”

—Akechi

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“I am such a good boyfriend. Dropping by uninvited without calling first, guys love that!”

—Akechi, waiting for Akira to get home

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“Akechi, what are you doing here? YOU’RE CAUSING A SCENE.”

—Ryuji and Morgana

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“This is the most exciting thing since movie theatre hand jobs.”

—Akira in PQ2

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“That confirms what we’ve known all along. I’m a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.”

—Akechi, on 2/2