[beesapph]

happy heavenly birthday george <3

[transgothzoey]

From a state hearing in Texas

[supernaturalyaoi]

[squeakitties]

unfortunately at some point in everyone's lives they endure the periods of their life called "being 14" "being 19" and "being 27"

[gallusrostromegalus]

I would like to report from the future that "Being 35" is pretty awesome actually. Like yeah my knees hurt but people take you seriously and everything is vastly easier and you can come back to the things of your youth and find a whole new mine shaft of stuff to appreciate about it.

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[jack-of-blades]

Grabbing you guys by the shoulders so tightly as I say you have to reblog things regardless of how old the posts are, this is the show and tell website

[byekansas]

No thanks.

[eveninginparis]

washed up gun from lake michigan

via coravioletwalters

[nonasuch]

[theyll-never-search-the-pfp]

[theriu]

The fact that someone made this whole account specifically for this one joke. My hat is off to you.

[cassain-thelordof-bloodshed]

Feyre as Kris😭

Again…Pinterest is the place 😅

[acomaflove]

Feyre: *steps one foot into the forest*

The Suriel, on the way to drop hot tea:

[naughtbutstars]

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

[doc-coyote]

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

[peopledontalwayssuck]

It was a simpler time

[umpireofpopculture]

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before

[bellasnokia]

Jasper’s thoughts every time Bella endangers the Cullen family

[twilightofficial]

Edward at his wedding overhearing his wife tell the guy who’s in love with her that she’s fully prepared to die for Edwards dick on their honeymoon

[catboyizuru-moved]

new tumblr users:

old tumblr users:

[masonelliott-deactivated2020102]

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

[francesderwent]

wish list for people who don’t want anything

aka possessions which are just possessions, but which have noticeably improved my quality of life: for when people ask you “what do you want for your birthday/Christmas/graduation” and you instantly transform into St Francis and pledge fealty to Lady Poverty because your mind went blank

nice. new. sheets. I cannot emphasize this one enough. if you’re still using the same sheets you had in college, you should probably get new ones. get yourself some 100% bamboo rayon sheets—they’re silky and perfect for summer and great for sensitive skin! or, if you’re cold all the time, flannel sheets!

kitchen knives. or even just one really good kitchen knife.

new curtains—blackout if you are a creature of the night like I am

fleece lined anything, but especially sweatpants and hoodies. wool lined socks are also good. if you don’t have the option of coming home after work and putting on an entire outfit that is loose and fuzzy, you should change that, because you deserve that option.

cookie sheets with a layer of air between the top and the bottom. the bottoms of your cookies will never burn again.

kitchen scale!!! no more leveling off flour with a knife and getting it all over the table!! now all your measuring is just shoveling stuff in and out of bowls like you’re at the beach. baking is both more accurate and also way more fun.

coffee bean grinder. if you want to upgrade your coffee experience, this is a great one-time purchase. just-ground beans have a much better flavor than pre-ground.

CDs!! ask for a gift card and expand your physical music collection! or a collection of the DVDs for your favorite show!

[motleysaint]

A few more things!

Good luggage. Whether it’s a suitcase or a duffel bag or even just packing cubes, it’s all helpful!

Good art. If it’s someone you trust, you can ask them to surprise you with a piece they like, otherwise you can have a few back up suggestions of ideas (I saw a framed piece of just the hands from Michaelangelo’s The Creation of Man and have not forgot about it since)

Good good pillows or fluffy blankets to go along with those nice new sheets from above

Office supplies. Pens, markers, sharpies. All the sharpies.

Coffee travel mugs (can one have too many?). If they say they still want more ideas, also ask for a bag of their favorite beans/tea

Look around your house, what do you have that is still from college? Ask for a better one of those.

[mademoisellesarcasme]

And for the future planning, especially if you’re me and forget things: make a document of “things I’d like but don’t want to buy for myself frivolously” and then select items from that for a wishlist.

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Nobody better slam my girl Hubble Telescope after the Webb Telescope pics came out, alright? For YEARS she was the baddest bitch around and we owe her nothing but gratitude

[voluptuarian]

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

[foxincrocs-ad-infinitum]

"Your debauchery confuses and disgusts me but not as much as this shoddy craftsmanship."