Brother Tansious

How doth tumblr function

[brother-tansie]

In the studio, straight up "weaving it" and by it, let's just say, my tape

I made my spindle, combed the wool, spun + plied this yarn, made the shuttle and the rigid heddle loom.

[brother-tansie]

Cruel and unusual how my love for porridge and slop is being tested currently. They pulled out my teeth, and now I can eat only pastes and porridges and pottage and goop. It turns out man cannot live on slop alone.

[brother-tansie]

The pilgrim badge stays ON during sex

[brother-tansie]

T-shirt that says "I <3 violating the Hays Code"

[brother-tansie]

I love my porridge, I love my gruel, I love my slop

[brother-tansie]

I don't know what you guys are talking about; this boiling a turkey in oil thing is easy AND now I have a pot of boiling oil to dump on the marauders who keep trying to loot the monastery. This is a win-win.

[therealcharlesingalls]

I know you say this just to mock me brother.

[brother-tansie]

Sounds like someone's jealous of my perfectly cooked turkey and my bountiful vats of boiling oil

[brother-tansie]

I don't know what you guys are talking about; this boiling a turkey in oil thing is easy AND now I have a pot of boiling oil to dump on the marauders who keep trying to loot the monastery. This is a win-win.

[brother-tansie]

When I said I wanted to spend time in a cave I did NOT mean I wanted to be TRAPPED in a stupid cold dark oubliette for weeks on end

[brother-tansie]

I think if I spent more of my time in a cave or small, warmly lit stone cell, it might fix many things about me. But I exist in a world with florescent lights.

[brother-tansie]

I only ever spread love and harmony in this world and anyone who says differently is a dweeb who should leave his wife because I could treat her better

[therealcharlesingalls]

The good lord would be mighty disappointed in you Brother Tansie.

[brother-tansie]

The Lord will be thrilled me.

[brother-tansie]

I only ever spread love and harmony in this world and anyone who says differently is a dweeb who should leave his wife because I could treat her better

[brother-tansie]

I love hyperbole; I use hyperbole one million times a day

[brother-tansie]

Just re-cut my tonsure (mullet)

[brother-tansie]

Cornsweat?? You're telling me this guy:

Is raising the humidity of the Midwest??

[brother-tansie]

*though shalt not enage with generative ai, obviously

All restaurants should have paper place mats and crayons

[brother-tansie]

Sometimes, it is important to stop and admire a huge, beautiful leopard slug. It is important to consider its place in one's local ecosystem, whether it is beneficial or detrimental to other regional flora and fauna, but even if it is not a creature that is benefitting the environment one finds it in one must admire its majesty and determination. If they must be gotten rid of, take a minute to appreciate them before doing so. Nature is full of incredible things if one cares to look.

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[brother-tansie]

Looking up pictures of soup, call those stock images