Salacious Bro and Hella J. Strider

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[brotherly-vigilance]

ALSO let it be known-

BRO IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. i haven’t continuously played him before, so you can ALWAYS message me with new suggestions and give me pointers. sending character analyses/guides is always appreciated.

but please note, this is not fanon bro. this is an abusive bro strider that is the incarnation of a lot of bad things that really can mix, but that’s all i have definite about his personality as it is.

he’s not a fun-loving guy that wants the best for dave and to meet the love of his life. he’s not a guy you can always like without sharing his opinions or constantly struggling to look past them.

you’re always welcome to help me try to mold him into a realistic character, and i would be very grateful if you did.

thanks for reading

[armoredradiance-deactivated2017]

no proof on your planet  its very likely that either the rest of the universe is aware of humanity && ignoring it or is easily just as unaware as your kind is consider: space is unfathomably large

it wouldn’t be too far a stretch to imagine that a social media site, exists & is accessible as a host to a vast array of species && iterations of individuals across && beyond the known & observable universe a multi-universal/dimensional hub, if you will

[brotherly-vigilance]

aint no proof far as satellites go, neither. just a buncha freaks online claimin theyre aliens.

[historicaltimes]

Mannequins and other objects are installed at the atomic testing grounds for “Operation Teapot” in 1955.

via reddit

[brotherly-vigilance]

ok ok thats enough 4 me 4 a while

ill chat u guys up later im exhausted from all this being an asshole + people justifiedly being anger w/ bro

hard on a lil one like myself,

catch u nerds,,,, on the TURNWAYS SSIDE,,

[cankerousreborn-blog]

AT LEAST I’M NOT A WEAK AS FUCK HUMAN WHO NEEDS TO JACK OFF TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF.

PLEASE. TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF. BOY. DONT BE AFRAID TO CRY LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE.

[brotherly-vigilance]

dunno what you think you’re gonna find on me, kid.

[brotherly-vigilance]

IS IT MY FAULT IM SORRY TZ

[cankerousreborn-blog]

AND YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING THE APOSTROPHE KEY, TAKE DICKS FOR A LIVING, CAN’T SPEAK ENGLISH, AND ARE A WEEABO.

GLAD WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING FUCK FACE.

[brotherly-vigilance]

you make that connection ‘cause i referenced a commonly known anime?

k.

least i ain’t a freak with a mutually freakish mangy ball’n’chain i ain’t even fucked yet.

[t33z-deactivated20170202]

>:^] [^:<

[brotherly-vigilance]

(( i was REALLY confused for a bit before i realized it omitted letters (and the word “i”) because of the 413 AIE thing ))

[brotherly-vigilance]

so y’can’t turn off caps lock ‘n have the attention span of a fly. k.

[ironicallyastar]

you completely misunderstood my intentions

[brotherly-vigilance]

no.

[cankerousreborn-blog]

WHAT IS IT THEN. A DINGY. HOO HOO.

TEACH YOURSELF TO SAY YOUR NAME. DICK BAG. OR DO YOU NOT HAVE ONE. WAS THE LITTLE ORPHANED HUMAN NEVER NAMED. I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU. YOUR NEW NAME IS DICK DONG. IT’S NICE TO MEET YOU DICK DONG. I AM CALIBORN.

WHO THE FUCK IS CELL.

[brotherly-vigilance]

not interested in crossin’ any borders, why’d i bother climbin’ in any skiffs?

caliborn? you rename yourself that for th’edge? ‘cause it sounds ridiculous. i’d take dick dong in a heartbeat.

that’s cell.

[ironicallyastar]

did you really feel the need to shorten lot of to lota

[brotherly-vigilance]

y’want me t’leave an ‘a’ floatin’ free?

[cankerousreborn-blog]

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT I WAS MORE OF A LIZARD THAN A “BOY”. BUT WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUCKING BOAT.

ALSO WHO THE FUCK RAISED YOU, YOU ASS HAT. WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS. NO NAME. NO HELLO? FUCKING *SHAMEFUL*.

[brotherly-vigilance]

ain’t no boat.

raised m’self. pretty fuckin’ proud i didn’t turn out like a cell-wannabe.

[armoredradiance-deactivated2017]

human arrogance in terms of believing they’re the only intelligent thing in the universe(s) is p damn infuriating especially considering that earth && the surrounding celestial bodies are so startlingly small on a cosmic scale that they’re not even worth mentioning i have a theory its sthn like hyper compensation

[brotherly-vigilance]

there’s no proof ‘cept a couple freaks online claimin’ otherwise.

[brotherly-vigilance]

cankerousreborn started following you

the boytoy taps in.

[brotherly-vigilance]

ironicallyastar started following you

sure are a lot’a you.

[t33z-deactivated20170202]

MY GOD YOU 4R3 4CTU4LLY 1MPOSS1BL3 

[brotherly-vigilance]

sure.