morning star

oh dear, oh dear, i wish i had never seen that filthy sword at all

[writhe]

i pulled the sword from the stone but got shy and put it back. hope nobody minds 

[fuck-customers]

[spiribia]

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

[dumgumgum]

let’s smile again

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Misfire, reload and try again evilwizard

[fmetmoved-deactivated20250211]

[frankiedotbiz]

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[dogpuppy]

[spiribia]

hermes was a sad and lonely man and whenever he asked questions everyone would just laugh him off. he just wanted to know what gives life meaning. and venat was like i’ll think about your question. i’ll walk to the edge of the universe for 12000 years to answer. none else can understand the bizarre bond of kinship between them in my mind. for 10+ real life years hydaelyn’s big song was called ‘answers.’ and then they were finally like here is the guy who asked a question. 

[sabertoothwalrus]

guy who definitely doesn't blame himself for anything or has self-destructive tendencies

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[iamjapanese]

FUDEZUKA Toshihisa（筆塚稔尚 Japanese, b.1957）

1. Shining Water 2  輝く水  2015  etching  21 × 15 cm  2. Rain Song 4  2015  etching 15.5 × 21.5 cm  3. Rain Song 3  2014  etching  25.5 × 39 cm   via

[lozyrosie]

espeon and umbreon ko-fi request!

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[dumgumgum]

late night comic reading

[fuckyoubaker]

HAVE YOU♥️ARE YOU

[catcrumb]