morning star

oh dear, oh dear, i wish i had never seen that filthy sword at all

[writhe]

i pulled the sword from the stone but got shy and put it back. hope nobody minds 

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[should-be-sleeping]

If you are here, you need to not be.

The mandatory evacuation zone stretches from Ball Road to the north, Trask Avenue to the south, Valley View Street to the west and Dale Avenue to the east. That includes parts of Garden Grove, Cypress, Stanton, Anaheim, Buena Park and Westminster.

[should-be-sleeping]

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Potential blast zone:

[should-be-sleeping]

[sharas-bae]

here's the local abc affiliate for ongoing live updates (including a spanish version)

[pokkin]

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

[corrucyst]

REAL masculinity is about [traits and behaviors that anyone can have that youre gendering for reasons that are ultimately misogynistic]

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[blurryf4ce]

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[biocrafthero]

tshirt that says "I HURT PEOPLE FOR FUN AND ON PURPOSE"

[marcy-the-martian]

Police uniform

[wintercorrybriea2]

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[helsex]

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

[bitchautism]

n what's crazy is that men can't even pee. not pisssible

[ihaveacrushonbitchautism]

you are the reason why men kill themselves.

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[the-supernatural-atheist]

thats right folks. my peonis? cold and made of metal as fuuuuuck

[callizinc]

The most intuitive, most versatile, most adaptive, and greatest artists of our time are using their skills to create discomforting, high-concept abstractions of analog horror characters and Pack Of 500 Cigarettes in Tomodachi Life

[possessable]

i would like to share this mii my friend made

[catmask]

not gay not bisexual but developing a new sinister sexuality where im looney toons level obsessed with a single guy and put him into contraptions

[segamascott]

[louisegluckpdf]

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants