*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today
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*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today
having a big heart will always make you feel like you either did too much or didn’t do enough.
everyones talking about the fucking gilette razor ad………….. call me cynical but the billionaires at proctor and gamble don’t give a shit about making a political statement, they want money. people are acting like it’s a short film that should be judged on its own merits but it’s literally an advertisement
Yeah but ads are going to exist either way, so at least if they’re using that platform (even for superficial reasons) to start that conversation then cool? It could easily just reinforce the status quo like 99% of marketing
me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working!
me after work: that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
does a tweet ever bring you hope
Frank Davis and Rick Passarella by Jean-Baptiste Mondino for Out magazine, April 1999
““When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when she was young and had her first child, she didn’t believe in striking children, although spanking kids with a switch pulled from a tree was standard punishment at the time. But one day, when her son was four or five, he did something that she felt warranted a spanking–the first in his life. She told him that he would have to go outside himself and find a switch for her to hit him with. The boy was gone a long time. And when he came back in, he was crying. He said to her, “Mama, I couldn’t find a switch, but here’s a rock that you can throw at me.” All of a sudden the mother understood how the situation felt from the child’s point of view: that if my mother wants to hurt me, then it makes no difference what she does it with; she might as well do it with a stone. And the mother took the boy into her lap and they both cried. Then she laid the rock on a shelf in the kitchen to remind herself forever: never violence. And that is something I think everyone should keep in mind. Because if violence begins in the nursery one can raise children into violence.””
— Astrid Lindgren, author of Pippi Longstocking, 1978 Peace Prize Acceptance Speech (via jillymomcraftypants)
Can you believe Gilbert Blythe invented the heart eyes? (✿ ♥‿♥)
I LOVE THIS SHOW WILL IT EVER RETURN???
i’m not sure why economic sanctions are considered the peaceful alternative to war they literally make poverty and daily life in countries they’re implemented against worse which…leads to conflict and suffering
the rise in iraqi infant mortality after the initial implementation of sanctions has been estimated to result in the deaths of over five hundred thousand children
Sanctions almost never have any impact on the ruling elite of countries on which they’re imposed - the impact is almost universally on the citizenry.
The story of Cassandra, the woman who told the truth but was not believed, is not nearly as embedded in our culture as that of the Boy Who Cried Wolf—that is, the boy who was believed the first few times he told the same lie. Perhaps it should be.
In her cover essay on silencing women in the October 2014 issue of Harper’s, Rebecca Solnit once again proves that she is one of our era’s greatest essayist – further evidence here and here. (via explore-blog)
When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isn’t the hero but a personification of the main character’s mental illness, and that his “snowflake” speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.
So basically people who say “snowflake” as an insult are quoting a domestic terrorist who blows up skyscrapers because he’s insecure about how good he is in bed.
Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.
Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride
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I’ve found that growing up means being honest. About what I want. What I need. What I feel. Who I am.
Epiphany (via virgoassbitch)
hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude
i still see cultural appropriation posts that are like “X is cultural appropriation because it originates from Y culture” with the entire argument being just that it comes from a certain culture and not even a trivial attempt is made to suggest that it is in any way “closed” or whatever its just like assumed that because it has a specific cultural origin that “outsiders shouldnt touch” bc i guess the assumption is that inward-seeking exclusionism is the ‘default’ mode of culture and that just seems weird to me bc it seems so obvious on minimal reflection that human societies would look incredibly different if the natural inclination was “cultures arent meant to be shared” or whatever
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