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Monty/Ruben - 18+ - white, nonbinary, TME - I use pronouns ze/zem/zeirs and they/them/theirs. MCR blog is frocaloid. Gone this way since May 21, 2011

[germanmilfs]

mwaaaah ! In these trying times.

[dubiousdisco]

eheehehehe

[dubiousdisco]

imagine if it's saving balogun that ends infantino. balogun. of the united states. and they lost.

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[bobbole]

Zhiyong Jing, Insomnia

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[beastliness]

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

[beastliness]

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

[radfemart]

can we start with not conflating "erotic/sexual art or writing" with pornography

[beastliness]

no lmao

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

till deactivation do us part

[flightyfinch]

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

[hyenabeanz]

Flava Flav and Paris Hilton the ones out here advocating hardest for the Olympic women's hockey team.

2006 me could have never believed any of those words together.

[talahui]

for the people who did not know about Paris Hilton's elite prospects page

[papayajuan2019]

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

there is magic even in hell

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[squeakadeeks]

i hope i never get described as gormless. i couldn't ever fathom being without my gorm

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[jadonsgf]

[chubbidust]