Bickers

likes short hair and long naps

[brownandmildeyes]

short hair: phase 2

[lurnos]

[bianksy-deactivated20180419]

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

[hesdeadjim-deactivated20190316]

[21-moons]

#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk

[steampunk-girl]

Steampunk Girl

[scully]

I don’t give an unidentified flying fuck.

[emceedesigns]

[ewaneneollav]

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

[inc4rn4t]

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

[petitescarlette]

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

[crearuru]

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

[adrithegreat]

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

[ginandmisadventures]

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

[skeletonwheel-deactivated201910]

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

[phoenixflorid]

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

[arreisofavalon]

So much reblog It’s very wow Can this Doge meme finally die now?

[wingsonghalo]

It’s spoopy how fast the memes spread They’ll never die until we’re [glances at smudged writing on hand] bread

[calzonekestis]

[piloting-the-storm]

The New Trio, according to tumblr

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

THERE’S A SEQUEL

[susielesbian]

vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”

vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”

vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”

vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”

[senorabasura]

i truly believe this guy’s vines will be the cause of death

[sohnyoungjae]

omg I love these

[carversed]

1956 BMW 502 Cabriolet by Baur

[carversed]

1959 BMW 507 Roadster

[adavidajane]

He called me honey, something sweet and made of hard work, built from flowers and long days and other lovely things but I never felt sweet. I always felt tired, always felt empty, like there was never enough flight in my wings to get going. I used it all up turning myself into something tasteful, something the world could swallow, I grew weary trying to make myself into the kind of person one calls ‘honey’. I never liked nicknames, they grow old far too fast and they always outlast you, and suddenly you’re a cataclysm in high-heeled boots still being called ‘sweetheart’, and you want to tell them your real name but they’ve heard it before and they couldn’t seem to make it fit inside their hungry mouths.

SUGAR & SPICE & EVERYTHING NICE - a. davida jane (via wefragilehumans)

[raccooncup]

Why is this so so funny to me

[therothwoman]

That…took me a fucking second.

[afrikangyal-deactivated20190204]

[lovesicklottie]

Agnes Herczeg ; artist research ; inspiration for the knitting/weaving grid project.

Agnes was born in Kecskemét in Hungary. In 1997 she graduated from the Hungarian university of Fine Arts, majoring in textile conservation. She has extensively studied embroidery and lace making, using materials of only natural, vegetable origin, for eg. yarns, threads, tree branches, roots, fruits and seeds. 

[monikahmakes]

Ohhhh, I like this a lot. 

[brownandmildeyes]

James Dean + vehicles appreciation post

[norsenaturetolkien-deactivated2]

Incestual Realization Of Han Solo 

literally crying with laughter.

[estrogenpatchnotes]

This was at least twice as funny as I thought it was going to be.

[zangusu-deactivated20191104]

im fuckin crying